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Cole Ford (klaatu) Quotes & Sayings: Ownquotes.com: 2

Cole Ford

Gender:Male
Location:Missouri , United States Of America
Occupation:Philosopher
Experience on Earth:66 Years
Experience on OwnQuotes: 6 Years 8 Months
Short Bio: I am just a human being experiencing life on earth, just like the other 9 billion of any of you. Clones, and hybrids included . I come in peace, just as I have for the last 8000 years, give or take a species.

Cole Ford Quotes

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" Three things that have not changed on Earth.. Creation.. Fornication.. Extinction. It is the..

Philosophy

" If no one on earth could speak for a week, we would hear the hopeless in our minds. " - Klaatu 201..

Hope

" Surrounded by darkness is not always evil.. You may blinded by the light. " - Klaatu 2018..

Fear

" We have satellites that can read a license plate from space, but we cannot find Bigfoot. Damn..

Funny

" On earth, there are two decks of cards used in the game of illusion.. One of the messiah, the other of the magician. As the cards are spread, you
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" Isis.. Is what it is? " - Klaatu 2018..

" If the earth was truly flat, Jules Verne would have called his movie: Journey to the other side..

Funny

" Money cannot buy you happiness, until after 132 fortnites have passed without it. " - Klaatu 2018..

Funny

" Bad seems to make good better. " - Klaatu 2018..

" Theoretically, a Dyson sphere may serve as nothing more than a cosmic disco ball. " - Klaatu 2018..

Sports

" The hardest part about dating is when the representative phase is over, and the relationship..

Love Marriage Relationship

" I met a nazi time traveler from the future yesterday. He asked me if I knew what reich it was. I was guessing the 4th, nevertheless, I told him
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Funny

If you will imagine that you are not imagining anything at this very moment, you are not.. You are If you will imagine that you are not imagining anything at this very moment, you are not.. You are..

Imagination

" Dark matter, matters. " - Klaatu 2018..

Science

" History claims that the Incas used cocaine for ritualistic purposes.. After the Spanish showed up,..

Funny

" Rarely do you see the tears of the clown. Fore if he was not laughing, he would be crying.. He..

Life

" It seems that death is the common thread between secrecy and disclosure. " - Klaatu 2018..

Philosophy

" Swiss doctors have recently developed a new procedure for those of which suffer from..

Funny

" Humans must be a work in progress.. Our struggle for control, is out of control. Even our..

" One of the most difficult processes of changing our minds, is allowing our ego to allow it. " - K..

Remain aware of how much you abuse your carcass, for you have miles too go - even if it is in your Remain aware of how much you abuse your carcass, for you have miles too go - even if it is in your..

Sleep Remain
" Likeawildhorse, imaginationdoesnotbelonginacorral..Thiswhyknowledgewillonlybepower,..

Imagination

" Pretending is to denial, what maybe, or might is to NO. " - Klaatu 2018..

" Life can be tough I suppose.. I often wonder if it will be any easier just before, or just after -..

Life

" Coddling can be measured in fathoms, or at the depths met by the devil at the bottom. " - Klaatu 2..

Philosophy

" Reading the minds of others is most difficult when we cannot adequately read our own. " - Klaatu 2..

Philosophy

" It is not that I hate the winter as much as it is that I enjoy it the most when it is over. " - K..

Patience

" The Boogie man, the Booger man, and a crackhead, were sitting around a campfire - discussing the..

Funny

" Physics applies to many things.. If one is the loneliest number that you will ever do, and three..

Relationship

" Swarms of drones.. Games of thrones.. and little lambs eat ivy. " - Klaatu 2018..

Education Fear

" Several thousand years ago, religion, for the lack of a better word.. was about knowledge, not..

Religion

" Virtual reality is a gas until you die, reboot, and start all over again..The upside is that..

" Some of the best philosophy I have read, came from a book with no cover. " - Klaatu 2018..

Philosophy

" We can think about it.. We can ignore it.. We can think too much, or not enough.. We can believe it.. We can doubt it.. We can sleep on it, all of
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Philosophy

" Hating anything with a passion seems to be a waste of time and energy.. It may also become..

Philosophy

" Every experience builds character, so I have been told.. Yet, still I know nothing, so I am..

Philosophy

" The point of no return is approximately 10.5 miles past Rock bottom.. You don't need a GPS. The one inside of you will let you know at .5 - turn
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Inspirational

" The way things seem to be going with the health care plan, has created the propensity of rumor..

Funny

" Peace on Earth.. Piece, by piece, by peace. " - Klaatu 2017..

Peace

" Upon a scale so grand, the next paradigm unfolds swift.. Men in masks shall fall uncertain, just..

" Symbiotiteleportation.. A direct result of Symbiauto telepathy. Most often useful while squeezing..

" Living in Hell isn't the same as just passing through it, unless you are creating it. " - Klaatu 2..

Philosophy

" Scientists have recently discovered that there are no millennials living in Whoville. They are..

Funny

" Quantum entanglement has been around for thousands of years.. It can remain out of sight, yet..

' Betwixt all the lies, behind what be shown, indifference in crop circles, as difference in nodes. ' Betwixt all the lies, behind what be shown, indifference in crop circles, as difference in nodes...

" Books will never go out of style.. You can read them, write them, sit on them, or have them..

Funny

" Pharmacudical technologies are advancing to the point of which the side effects may be worse than the symptoms. Nevertheless, consultant a
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" One page, or one hundred pages, tax reform has always, and will continue to be all about..

Politics

" Hypothetically, male masturbation is a form of emasculation, that miraculously remains non..

Philosophy

" In the future, IrOn LuNg will become the diagnosis for a robot with a cough. " - Klaatu 2017..

Funny

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