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Cole Ford (klaatu) Quotes & Sayings: Ownquotes.com: 3

Cole Ford

Gender:Male
Location:Missouri , United States Of America
Occupation:Philosopher
Experience on Earth:65 Years
Experience on OwnQuotes: 6 Years 7 Months
Short Bio: I am just a human being experiencing life on earth, just like the other 9 billion of any of you. Clones, and hybrids included . I come in peace, just as I have for the last 8000 years, give or take a species.

Cole Ford Quotes

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" Nothing of which I am aware, compares to sitting quietly within the preparation for Christmas, in..

" Gobekli Tepe.. Puma Punku.. Whatever it takes. " - Klaatu 2017..

There is corn on the cob.. Corn casserole.. Corn flakes.. Corn bread.. Corn off of the cob.. The corn cob pipe.. A corn maze.. Feed corn.. Corn
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" Last year, Santa and Jesus became very ill.. Apparently, someone keeps on punching holes in the..

Funny

" While reading an old history book, I realized that Christmas was actually a celebration of the..

" In the beginning, phenomenon was actually one of the side effects of phenobarbital. " - Klaatu 201..

" Ain't it kinda funny how the things that we think SUCK today, eventually become THE GOOD OLD DAYS..

God Life Time

" While sitting in a local burger joint, I heard someone expressing his opinion of distain in..

Nature

" There was a time when we believed that the coelancath was extinct, and the earth was 4.5 billion..

Philosophy

" Gaslighting is not a realistic definition of one true reality - nor of the term, realistically. Consequently, anyone who accepts reality, simply
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Politics

" What is it that separates the joke from an insult? Theoretically, it's the levels of laughter, or..

Anger Philosophy Truth

" Nootropics.. Spiritual placebobilities. " - Klaatu 2017..

Time

" Thanksgiving.. Something we should consider. Who amongst us will not be here tomorrow? " - Klaatu..

Philosophy

" When you perceive your gift as a curse, as the rollercoaster never seems too stop, it is at the..

Patience

" Worn, and torn - roads based upon freedom.. Shifting the drifting, while falling through time. " -..

Freedom

" Dyslexia is common. However, the next stage is known as Lexdysic complexia. The third stage is..

Funny

" It is always to your advantage too pray before surgery.. Doctors are practicing medicine, and..

Philosophy

" You will never out run the speeding bullet, no matter how much you jump the gun. " - Klaatu 2017..

Philosophy

" Alexa, I am so lonely.. No one has time for me anymore. Will you pray for me? *** I'll add it to..

Friendship

" Our planet is 71% water and people die of thirst. Now we want kick start Mars.. Sounds like a..

Wisdom

" Be it curiosity, temptation, or faith, it seems as if most everyting is about trust, or faith -..

Philosophy

" If it is not because we cannot, should not, do not want too, or do not know how, it may be that..

Philosophy

" The beauty of nothing said, is the beauty of something gained, or something lost. It is neither..

Philosophy

" So for now, things on Earth are going sew sow. " - Klaatu 2017..

Witty

" The farther away from the inside of the box you get, the easier because.. becomes." - Klaatu 2017..

Philosophy

" Lepidopiphobia is a direct result of mothra, not plethora. " - Klaatu 2017..

Funny

" I have heard many people complain about a stiff neck as a result of sleeping wrong... How does..

Philosophy

" When people get cocky, or ask me if I am stupid, I tell them that I do not understand the..

Truth

" What If Mother Earth was actually a Mother Ship, inwhich another species lived under the sea, and humans were allowed to procreate to serve as
-Cole Ford

Philosophy

 One of our greatest virtues are tears of compassion. They bring us closer to our senses. One of our greatest virtues are tears of compassion. They bring us closer to our senses. ..

Hope Philosophy Wisdom

Bring
" I think that age is simply a state of mind, depending only on how much I am struggling while..

Age

" If our given word is no good, what is it that we have too offer? " - Klaatu 2017..

Philosophy

" I'm not sure it matters if Red bull gives me wings, I have one foot in the grave." - Klaatu 2017..

" Uploads come and go.. Downloads dissapear. All of which are somewhat cybernetically cliche. " - K..

Computers

" It's something knew.. Know, means know. It's something we new knot, or do naught no. " - Klaatu 20..

Time

" Being diagnosed as crazy depends entirely on what was phycisian was taught to believe. " - Klaatu..

Philosophy

" If denial wasn't a part of our conditioning, as much as the lie, would we have It any other way? "..

Philosophy

" The difference between an apartment and a compartment, is that one of them is where people cohabitate alone, or together.. The other one is where
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Funny Relationship

" Whoever thought that existing on a ball of soil, rock, and water, flying through infinite space,..

Philosophy

" Robinson Crusoe, Rasputin, and Gilligan were stranded on an island.. contemplating why three is a..

Funny

" Fred Flintstone was the reason why every public restroom started using two ply toilet paper. " - K..

Funny

" There will be events of which you witness, that words cannot explain.. Be it a miracle, or a..

Philosophy

" A better day than yesterday, is better than the best day, that comes only once in a lifetime. " -..

Freedom Happiness Hope Life Optimism

" Knowing the truth of everything would only get you killed. That wouldn't be a big deal if you..

Philosophy

" Neanderthal man was never judged by his looks.. The big deal back then was hunter, or a gatherer...

Beauty History Marriage Relationship Romantic

" What politicians call manifest destiny.. extraterrestrials call cosmic inhabitation. " - Klaatu 20..

Funny Goal History Politics Time

" I was sitting with four people at a table, having lunch.. Someone on his cellphone asked me if I knew how too spell mayonnaise. There was a jar of
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Wisdom

" Justice or revenge, hero or the terrorist? " - Klaatu 2017..

Confidence Courage Death War Fear

There is not one way through the School of Hard Knocks.. It is different for each one of us. If you have come this far in, there is no point in
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Opportunity

" Astro, Scooby doo, and droopy were in a dog pound, arguing over the definition of a speech..

Funny

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