Starman is a cunt..
Youth
Chlamydia is bad - Matt Ford..
I'm not original enough to use ownquotes - Matt Ford..
Witty
It was just banter - Adolf Hitler..
Happiness
Always believe everything you read on the internet - Abraham Lincoln 2k15..
Truth
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Buddha..
Witty
The mind is everything. What you think you become...
God
Matt Ford backwards is 'The second Jesus'..
God
Why go chasing a steak when you've got Matt Ford at home?..
Love Marriage