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451 to 500 of 502 Steven Fowler quotes
451. “The Bible is true! Somebody really did write that crap!” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
452. “The kaleidoscope of colours and patterns you see when you rub your eyes; is far superior to the w..(278 days ago)
453. “If human beings were as good at exaggerating their negative traits as they are at exaggerating th..(278 days ago)
454. “You don't have to believe me; ask a scientologist!” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
455. “If your business is lies; most of it is published - if your business is truth; most of it is cens..(278 days ago)
456. “The Dalai Lama's words would be very nice, if they weren't always designed to indoctrinate people..(278 days ago)
457. “If the truth was a cup of tea; lies would be the biscuits.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
458. “Mankind's greatest problems are mankind's greatest religions.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
459. “If MP's had udders; they'd milk each other to death.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
460. "It's often said "you can eat every part of the pig except the squeal" - But it's not entirely true,..(278 days ago)
461. “Your atoms are on loan; you've got to pay them back.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
462. “Bad language should be on the national curriculum; languages have no clout without expletives.”..(278 days ago)
463. “Theism is truth denial; faith is fact rejection; and religion is honesty hatred.” ~ Steve Fowle..(278 days ago)
464. “History is our future; it's what we all become.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
465. “Women are good multitaskers; unless one of the tasks is speaking.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
466. “The world is an antisocial club for the self-opinionated.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
467. “Planet earth is a social club for the antisocial.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
468. “I don't obsess; I specialize.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
469. “Without censorship laws, the enemy called "truth" would go wild and pollute the world with honest..(278 days ago)
470. “I recommend this threesome to every dame and dude, the only things worthwhile are sex and sleep a..(278 days ago)
471. “Life is a race without a finish; before you can win you will diminish. The rat race goes on; and ..(278 days ago)
472. “Loitering is an unjust word spat about by nosey bleeders; everything that's natural is tabooed by..(278 days ago)
473. "The difference between you and me is; you see a beautiful swan and I see a wasted free meal." ~ Ste..(278 days ago)
474. "It feels good to sell your car and start walking again after many years of driving everywhere. But ..(278 days ago)
475. “Diesel is the lifeblood of the economy and fuel tax is it's blood poisoning.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
476. “I can remember the days when there were plenty more fish in the sea.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
477. “God and the Devil are one and the same; a split personality in a dictators game.” ~ Steve Fowle..(278 days ago)
478. “As the public sector grows and the private sector shrinks, employment is becoming a greater econo..(278 days ago)
479. “Atheism is conscientious and morality is secular.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
480. “This planet is too small for so many maniacs.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
481. “Some peoples lives flow along through green lights. Others stop, start and stutter at ambers. But..(278 days ago)
482. “If this is the heat wave we were promised, it must be waving from a very long way away.” ~ Stev..(278 days ago)
483. "Great tongues wag alike." ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
484. “If you don't like my words, don't like them silently please!” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
485. “Religions are the potholes, blockades and jams on the road to racial harmony.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
486. “WARNING: Cigarettes seriously increase your stupidity.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
487. “Censoring social networking is more likely to cause revolutions than deter them, because the huma..(278 days ago)
488. “I'm not rock'n'roll; I don't do drugs; but I enjoy a bit of the other.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
489. “A few people are arrogant, self-opinonated, overzealous, dogmatic and honest enough to admit it; ..(278 days ago)
490. “There's a bit of Daffy Duck in all of us.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
491. “A planet of one race and countless intolerant faiths is a recipe for racism.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
492. “Denouncing religion is like denouncing schizophrenia, it can't remove mental damage.” ~ Steve F..(278 days ago)
493. "It's strange how facebook call it antisocial spamming when you freely advertise yourself, but if yo..(278 days ago)
494. “Evolution is the least accepted fact in the world, because it's rivalled by the most accepted fic..(278 days ago)
495. “V + A + T = Vulture added tax.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
496. “The minority rest their tongues and work their brains; whilst the majority rest their brains and ..(278 days ago)
497. “Fools don't suffer geniuses gladly.” ~ Steve Fowler..(278 days ago)
498. “A preoccupation with the past is all it takes to miss the present and the future.” ~ Steve Fowl..(279 days ago)
499. “A home without neighbours is like a bed without bugs.” ~ Steve Fowler..(279 days ago)
500. "Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends." ~ Steve Fowler..(279 days ago)