When traveling to the moon always make sure an buckle up. Its a long trip...
Funny
If you knowingly going to do something stupid then make sure and do it with conviction! Otherwise..
Funny Life Witty
If you are not afraid to live then you should be equally unafraid to die...
Wisdom
You can't take your pride with you to heaven...
Wisdom
If a person is not able to forgive oneself then how can one truly forgive anyone else...
Forgiveness
It is my firm belief that hypocrites give the best advice...
Short
Always keep an ace up your sleeve...
Wisdom
Before considering yourself a WISE individual, first make sure you able to spell the word...
Witty
I could never write a book about myself... It would take 6 lifetimes to complete. One for every..
Life
Life has always had its way of kicking us in the teeth... Evolution combated that with martial arts..
Life
Never underestimate your own stupidity.....
Short
My top 10 list of things I hate in this world would be halved if Mosquitoes were vegetarians...
Witty
Its the consensus that when one falls of their horse its best to just get back on it. I say... When..
Wisdom
Pruning your own facebook account is much like pruning a rose bush... Eventually it blooms the way..
Wisdom