Christian drunk drivers with the new wine never get a ticket. -Joe Cervantes
Published On: June 22nd 2014, Sunday @ 11:18:16 AM
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Work-a-hol-ic (noun) A person who tries far too hard to become a drunk (Overtime not included)..
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