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He said he would buy me a new car as soon as he gets his settlement well he got his settlement and

He said he would buy me a new car as soon as he gets his settlement well he got his settlement and it's been almost a year and I haven't gotten anything. -Joe Cervantes

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Published On: April 19th 2017, Wednesday @ 7:33:12 AM

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