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I hope someday they will invent a scale close to the fridge that won

I hope someday they will invent a scale close to the fridge that won't unlock the door handle if I ever weight over 200 pounds. -Joe Cervantes

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Published On: April 24th 2017, Monday @ 9:52:07 PM

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