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I'll be the guy that has no problems. I'll sleep great all night, and take dump at 6:30am, and pee like a race horse at 6:45am, and they'll wake me up at 7:00am to change my diaper, then it's time for breakfast! -Hugh Cahoon

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Published On: December 17th 2013, Tuesday @ 5:21:47 AM
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