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I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NITE THAT WHEN WE WOKE UP SHE MUST HAVE WATERED HER BUT REALLY GOOD BECAUSE IT SURE GREW BIG OVERNIGHT. -Jasen cordiero

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Published On: April 04th 2018, Wednesday @ 4:04:30 AM
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Keywords: Growth Water 

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