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If a man reduces the level of magnesium in your blood, forget him. He has no banana!  -Kristi Simo

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Author's Comments: Nqs nje mashkull, arrin te ule magnezin tend harroje! Ai nuk ka banane. 
Published On: February 04th 2011, Friday @ 12:42:25 PM
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Keywords: Forget Men Reduce 

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