Police scanner just reported a drunk naked idiot wearing snow boots, singing 'Free Bird', riding a lawn mower down the highway! Where the f*ck are you going? -Chelsea Crowley
Published On: July 14th 2012, Saturday @ 10:30:25 PM
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