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The psychologist talks with his patient, and he unexpectedly pulls the gun out of his jacket. I do not even know what your problem is. Maybe in polygamy? I shot him right between my legs. You squeamish gourmet, can it be in the stomach? Shot him in the stomach. Maybe it's all about heartless cynicism? I shot him in the heart. Maybe because you're always lying? I shot him in the throat. Maybe because you are selfish? I shot him right in the forehead. And he continued talking with him in such conversations, which he would not have realized in his life. I closed the folder with the words: I think I healed you of your psychological problems. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich -Almat

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