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There Once Lived A Man In Nantucket, Who Kept Stolen Eggs In A Bucket! He Stole A Rotten Egg, Then Started To Beg When Cornered And Forced, To Suck It!! -SHIKI E KIRKPATRICK

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Published On: March 18th 2018, Sunday @ 3:55:40 PM
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Categories: Funny Imagination Poems Time Witty 
Keywords: Corner Force Men 

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