Mario Ortiz

Gender:Male
Occupation:Author
Experience on Earth:29 Years
Experience on OwnQuotes: 0 Years 8 Months
Short Bio: Remember the name Yang Woh.

Mario Ortiz Quotes

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Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack o lantern with a candlestick. Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack o lantern with a candlestick...

Creativity Funny Happiness Witty

Mirror trick... no it all ever//revelation Mirror trick... no it all ever//revelation..

Creativity Short Witty

If you want free dumb If you want free dumb..

Death Freedom Life Witty Wisdom

Positivity reigns! negativity rains. Positivity reigns! negativity rains...

Faith Hope Inspirational Witty

Drama plus frantic equals dramatic Drama plus frantic equals dramatic..

Creativity Philosophy Poems Politics Short

Dinosaurs are now birds right? duh... They never died (die-no-soar) Dinosaurs are now birds right? duh... They never died (die-no-soar)..

Education Funny Optimism Truth Wisdom

F.R.O.G...hopefully hopping, happily taking leaps of faith, Fully Relying On God. F.R.O.G...hopefully hopping, happily taking leaps of faith, Fully Relying On God...

Faith God Inspirational Witty

My boss is ever. I work for ever. My boss is ever. I work for ever...

Business Goal Life Patience Truth

Be sure to be the 1st to taste the advice you dish. Be sure to be the 1st to taste the advice you dish...

Life Short Wisdom

Before giving you must have more than necessary. Before giving you must have more than necessary...

Life Truth Wisdom

Selfishly be selfless, selfbless. Selfishly be selfless, selfbless...

God Life Witty Wisdom

A foot is like a king...they A foot is like a king...they're both rulers lol(-;..

Funny Short Witty

Live with faith, die for belief. Live with faith, die for belief...

Faith God Heart Life Religion

Sympathy is bad company. Motivation is like lighting a small candle in a dark room. Sympathy is bad company. Motivation is like lighting a small candle in a dark room...

Change Inspirational Opportunity Optimism

What time is it in eternity? Whatbdoes God What time is it in eternity? Whatbdoes God's clock read?..

God Imagination Short Time

Be like a tree: stand tall, stay quiet, grow upward, be fruitful, hold your ground, and branch out Be like a tree: stand tall, stay quiet, grow upward, be fruitful, hold your ground, and branch out..

Nature Witty Wisdom

Time is money, spend time to make change. Time is money, spend time to make change...

Change Time Witty

Now is like ears, it heres. Now is like ears, it heres...

Creativity Funny Short Witty

A unicycle met a bicycle and made a tricycle, that A unicycle met a bicycle and made a tricycle, that's a life cycle...

Funny Life Witty

Deers are my remindeer to graze memories antler from past mistakes Deers are my remindeer to graze memories antler from past mistakes..

Funny Inspirational Nature Witty

Life is like breath, you need it but you have to let it go. Life is like breath, you need it but you have to let it go...

Life Short Truth Witty Wisdom

Land is like hands...it fields. Land is like hands...it fields...

Creativity Funny Life Short Truth

Water is like eyes...it seas. Water is like eyes...it seas...

Creativity Funny Nature Short Truth

God talks to everyone, prophets are the only ones who listen. God talks to everyone, prophets are the only ones who listen...

Creativity Faith God Philosophy Religion

Jesus said ask and you shall receive, don Jesus said ask and you shall receive, don't forget to say please and thank you..

Faith Funny God Inspirational Religion

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