" I met a nazi time traveler from the future yesterday. He asked me if I knew what reich it was. I

" I met a nazi time traveler from the future yesterday. He asked me if I knew what reich it was. I was guessing the 4th, nevertheless, I told him that it was the 6th.. Now there is a wrench in the works. " - Klaatu 2018 -Cole Ford

Published On: January 26th 2018, Friday @ 5:42:40 AM

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