I GUESS IVE LIVED THE LIFE OF A PLAYBOY WHY WOULD I EVER BUY THE COW ,WHEN THE MILK WAS ALWAYS FREE

I GUESS IVE LIVED THE LIFE OF A PLAYBOY WHY WOULD I EVER BUY THE COW ,WHEN THE MILK WAS ALWAYS FREE. THEN SHE THREW ME IN JAIL AND HANDED ME AN ORDER OF PROTECTION. THATS WHEN I MOVED TO NEW YORK. IN CALIFORNIA THAT IS 100 FT. -Jasen cordiero

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