I WAS ON MY SKATEBOARD WHEN I GREW UP RIDING THE BUS. TO BAD I STILL HAVE MY DRIVERS LICENSE BECAUSE

I WAS ON MY SKATEBOARD WHEN I GREW UP RIDING THE BUS. TO BAD I STILL HAVE MY DRIVERS LICENSE BECAUSE SHE STOLE MY LAMBORGHINI IN CIVIL COURT. I JUST WANTED A FREE MEAL AT THE MENS WAREHOUSE UNTIL BIG BAD BEVERLY HILLS SAID 86 HIM UNTIL HE GOES HOME. -Jasen cordiero

Published On: February 08th 2018, Thursday @ 2:22:21 AM

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