MY SMARTPHONE IS SO SMART IT TOLD EVERYONE I WAS ON A RELAPSE. THEN IT ORDERED ME A SCREWDRIVER. I GUESS THIS MADE ME A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY WHOM CANT PAY HIS PHONE BILL -Jasen cordiero
Published On: February 08th 2018, Thursday @ 4:49:53 PM
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