Miss Susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell miss suisie went to heaven the steamboat went to helllllllo oporator give me number 9 if you disconect me I'll slap you from behinddddd the fridge there is a piece of glass if you sit upon it it'll cut your little assssssk me no more questions I will say no more! -Elle Marolf

Published On: October 06th 2012, Saturday @ 8:23:54 AM

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