When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take them back! Get mad! I don't WANT your damn lemons! Make it rue the day it even THOUGHT it could give YOU lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the one that's gonna burn your house down! With your lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to make combustible lemons that burn your house down! -TheOutcastOfTheNight

Published On: July 21st 2013, Sunday @ 8:50:35 AM

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