Back then if you gave a mouse a cookie, he would ask you for a glass of milk. Nowadays if you give

Back then if you gave a mouse a cookie, he would ask you for a glass of milk. Nowadays if you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna ask you for a 20 lb lobster dinner. -Gina G Jammal

Published On: November 22nd 2014, Saturday @ 6:39:31 AM

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