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1. Shyt i sure can write some retarded stuff..(32 minutes ago)
2. The strive to improve society through art is like applying talcum powder in order to cure an advance..(41 minutes ago)
3. Today's life is tomorrow's memory...(An hour ago)
4. We don't know what is good for us but we know what is not good for us...(An hour ago)
5. Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink..(2 hours ago)
6. Conflicts and confrontations are some of the essence in the relationship between truth and lies..(4 hours ago)
7. Originally cannot be translated or modified,then it's not original anymore..(4 hours ago)
8. When you want knowledge, be like a little child and ask many questions also listening, reading helps..(4 hours ago)
9. When you want knowledge, be like a little child and ask many questions also listening, reading helps..(4 hours ago)
10. Preparation is like having enough water to get across a desert...(4 hours ago)
11. On lips where dwells lies, it's hands possess danger...(4 hours ago)
12. Not because you're religious fanatic, assures that your hands heart and thoughts are clean..(5 hours ago)
13. Humanity is terrifying it's self, as if genocide has a deadline..(5 hours ago)
14. A child that loses their parents is an orphan a man who loses his wife is a widower. a person who lo..(6 hours ago)
15. I find it hard to believe in god but easy to believe in my intuitive capabilities. - chase mdwaba...(8 hours ago)
16. Alcoholics anonymous is not a bedrock of mental health..(11 hours ago)
17. Whos accepting applications to be a celebrity..(11 hours ago)
18. The only way your ever gonna get drunk the right way you gotta be in the god damn navy...(11 hours ago)
19. I had a main objective in life and it was on a very detailed course. sobriety screwed it all up..(11 hours ago)
20. Everyone told me to stay out of prison. i ran from everyone right into the millitary..(11 hours ago)
21. What are you new, every union man should own 1 pair of coveralls even if hes in the underwater baske..(11 hours ago)
22. If i ran this union i would join 2 other unions to make up for loss of wages..(11 hours ago)
23. If i ran this union all we would discuss is your death..(11 hours ago)
24. If i ran this union the first thing we would discuss is your death...(11 hours ago)
25. My mental and physical condition will never be any of the unions business. just as well as this quot..(11 hours ago)
26. The union is not on my side..(11 hours ago)
27. The job of the union it to kick me out..(11 hours ago)
28. If your local union has an out of work list chances are you will be on it..(11 hours ago)
29. If you run heavy equipment always use 3 points of contact..(11 hours ago)
30. If you operate a scraper use the lever for the bowl as your emergency brake..(11 hours ago)
31. When your broke you think all woman work for the porn industry..(11 hours ago)
32. I was watching 3 pornos and i realized i had to return them to the video store..(11 hours ago)
33. I was watching 2 pornos and it made me so hungry..(11 hours ago)
34. I was watching a porno and it made me so jealous...(11 hours ago)
35. Theres more to life then sex..(11 hours ago)
36. If your record label is so great then why dont you have a building like capitol records..(11 hours ago)
37. I went looking at cars and i was escorted off the car lot. elvis presley aint got shit on that..(12 hours ago)
38. Your biggest mistake was knowing that my father was against me..(12 hours ago)
39. Its the year 2018 and unless you want to be held accountable i suggest you think twice if you put so..(12 hours ago)
40. Bark bark bark but when are you gonna bite..(12 hours ago)
41. If your so great then stop me..(12 hours ago)
42. The first day i got on the internet i expected 1 million views and that didn't happen. im taking it ..(12 hours ago)
43. Failure is key to success...(13 hours ago)
44. Many people are so enamored by the glamour of the gift of life that they forget to open, understand,..(13 hours ago)
45. If you love surprises, you should love your life cause life is full of surprises..(13 hours ago)
46. It is you for whom i live for, it is you for whom my love was made for, it's you for whom my time wa..(13 hours ago)
47. We're waiting for our inner god to speak up for ourselves , and free us from the misery of every day..(14 hours ago)
48. Nature weeps of future days when the animal kingdom would go extinct because of the human race. - yo..(14 hours ago)