Funny | Humorous Quotes

1. Factfile otherwise known as profile is what you create yourself leave biography for someone else to ..

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2. Smoking engulf my upstair i need chill bottle of h2o to cool my mendular oblongata......

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3. Could it be a philosophy? life adventure..

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4. Necessity deal with time not unnecessary approach thereafter......

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5. The modern republican often appears in the guise of a tea bag with pistols strapped to the sides dra..

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6. • the fool becomes more foolish whenever a camera is shooting him...

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7. • i wonder , why many defenders of women femininity are like men?...

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8. • i believe that adam and eve came from another planet because many people behave as such they are e..

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9. • better for the aggressive one is to break your teeth than to be a laureate of nobel for peace...

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10. • all times are opportunities, but you need to know only what time , and what opportunity for...

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11. • i know cheaters very well. every day they cheat me...

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12. • we don’t need only moses' stick , but we need also moses himself to display it...

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13. • in addition to the bad songs, they like the worse...

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14. • donors are regret makers...

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15. What does malfunction brain mean? i guess there's need to rehabilitate......

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16. • we have to target neptune , the farthest from the sun, because if we fail, we may land on mars at ..

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17. • anyone prefers sitting in the middle must be chatty...

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18. • i don’t have specified dreams since i have believed in theory of accidental discovery...

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19. • the old wisdom tells you to treat people as you want to be treated. as i did so, they became wise,..

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20. • one must have a good salary to think in avoiding cholesterol...

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21. • mind is a vehicle , and injudicious ones must have their hired drivers...

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22. • if the world is a jungle, then you must be tarzan...

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23. • i know a “very proficient” critic who can write very exacting critique without reading the book he..

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24. Happiness is all about converting pain into smile. – shahwan sethi..

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25. Psychologist lecture: what's our last topic on expectation and disappointment? class rep: let it go ..

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26. Intelligent don't refill form it fill it once ......

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27. One great attribute of spy is know what you think know about not.... #blackgrammarian..

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28. Cry, and you cry alone; laugh and the whole world wonders what you are up to! ken fowler..

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29. If magic is lie then miracle is true.....

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30. • an english doesn’t attribute confucius’ quotes to him/her , but attributes his/her to confucius...

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31. • a poor miser is blue because he has no money to enjoy his norms...

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32. • speaking about women is another way of speaking about men...

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33. What good is communication when the other person can't understand what you're saying!?..

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34. • regime is to go into a perfume shop instead of a restaurant...

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35. • the fools are everywhere continually as such all days are april 1st...

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36. • i want to laugh, do you have for me any laughter other than tragedies ?..

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37. • if your enemy doesn’t get annoyed by your lies, then annoy him by telling facts about him...

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38. • i can’t guess individuals’ horoscopes. most people were born on the wrong date...

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39. • don’t call your child “idiot”, he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

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40. Thinking is just glass showing the world around us or inner, but for fools it is tightly toned. auth..

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41. Bad thoughts clean shots, dark life up hype..

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42. You can live with your choice but not die, so just live..

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43. Reason today as if you wouldn't think tomorrow.......

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44. If love isn't indeed crazy how would they say is blind when has eyes that can see crystal clear.......

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45. • two poets must write two poems. they can share dinner and house , not creativity...

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46. • when you don’t understand a child’s speech , s/she thinks that your language skills are poor...

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47. • a writer doesn’t look like what s/he writes...

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48. There's no specific definition of music so far it's happiness of souls.......

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49. • fashion is a corrupt invention . it makes you get rid of your clothes before they become shabby...

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50. • i hate insects, but noah’s ark was too accommodating...

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