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Do not wear your nice ties at the dancing square ……, drunkards will pull you to dance like a..
An idle mind is the most busy mind by the direction of its wrong thoughts ....!!..
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts.., it means the whole world shall be..
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts.., it means the whole world shall be..
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts ......, it means the whole world shall..
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts ......, it means the whole world can be..
Every Man is supreme by nature.... , as long as there no illusion of wrong commitments ...!!..
Every Man is supreme by nature....., supremacy is destroyed by the allusion of his wrong..
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God's will.....,When everything has been because of God's..
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God will.....,When everything has been because of God's will..
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God will.....When everything has been because of God's will..
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!!..
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!!..
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!!..
A day arrives when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! It either..
A day come when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! It either leaves..
A day come when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! We cant stay that..
The good will around my name...has always inspired me to keep willing and to live a willing..
There are those who have only tasted our Radicalism....., all they don't know is We're plenty and..
When radicalism has become a brother to rationality ...., plenty decisions is all we make..
When radicalism has become a brother to rationality ...., plenty of good decisions become our..
Top 10 Funny Quotes
Pretty shall not only be of other.....some are are our days to be pretty loving ......!!- William Sebunje
Pretty shall not only be of other.....some are are our days to be pretty loving ......!!- William Sebunje
Where we can not love ourselves....we can not aim.....!!- William Sebunje
Being thoughtful can not destroy our minds....., but being feebly can break us down...!!- William Sebunje
Not all levels of goodness is defined by the village...., some are goodness of our own imaginations....!!!Do not fail to imagine right ...!!- William Sebunje
I once saw some fight to take up my jobs.....I left him take... What he didn't know was that it needed philosophy and excessive motivation....he entered with socialism , which failed to work....!!! Should we forgive them......!??- William Sebunje
Sometimes the magic of love i all about having shared vision, share solutions , shared life ambitions...... Everything wont work out of mere magic...!!- William Sebunje
Wrong thoughts can never give us better plans, and wrong plans have no value to even the owner...!!- William Sebunje
Nature shall force us shift or stagnate where it needs us....., Sometimes everything have to be that so as we become ourtrue selves...!!- William Sebunje
Separation isn't a bad idea as long as we separate for the better of ourselves ......Sometimes it is the will of God at play...!!- William Sebunje
Inspirational + Funny Quotes ⇑
Inspirational Quotes
Life is a joke, laugh it up - David Lee Shepherd
Life's a joke, laugh it up - David Lee Shepherd
To chill is to kill your everyday work drill. - shiza shahid
I run to jog my memory - Beverley Azevedo
Art is rich, but artists are poor! - Halil Xhafa
Those who are not lions must accept having the little remainder. - mohdmustafa99
Let's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes. - Marie Yolande Pierre
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself - swati somal
Once again i say....and I insist that...finding yourself on top i means shaking the mango tree....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes those pushing us away are naive of the blessing the Lord has around them......it is why we need to learn to forgive....Ignorance is sometimes the class people enroll on...!! - William Sebunje
A Committed fellow and a Reliable Darling is a choice to be....!! - William Sebunje
If we can not hire talented former criminals who can then hire them, When it is only us blessed with the duty to hire anyone...!! - William Sebunje
Things shall improve because we can conclude on that fact one can naturally not be Employable, and sometimes one can only be employable for thinsg to be better.....!!! - William Sebunje
The faded , confused and poor face you see but educated ......all it needs is a true opportunity ....and then you will know people can be sooo beautiful and sooooo handsome.....!! Learn to ignore those naive about situation....!! - William Sebunje
Brains are able to predict by how far they can calculate.....!! - William Sebunje
Brains are able to predict by how far they can calculate....!! - William Sebunje
Where we can not be champions of progress......even energy becomes rare to have....!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness ..., because that is the password to your greatness and to your earnings......!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness ..., because that is the password to your greatness and your earnings....!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness .., because that is the password to your greatness and your earnings..!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness .., because that is the password to your greatness and to your earnings..!! - William Sebunje
Before you engage in branding and paid walls engage in personal branding..., Life rotates around our personality...!! - William Sebunje
Before you engage in branding and painting walls engage in personal branding..., Life rotates around our personality...!! - William Sebunje
Do not train yourself to bark like a dog when a cheetah born to run crazy until you catch.....!! - William Sebunje
Do not train yourself to bark like a dog ......,when you're a cheetah born to run crazy far until you catch.....!! - William Sebunje
Do not train yourself to bark like a dog ......,when you're a cheetah born to run crazy far until you catch a meal.....,if you must...keep slender...!! - William Sebunje
If all cows were to have Horns.....Zero grazing would have been impossible....!! And if all brains were easily manageable.. Self employment would have been impossible....!! All are beauties to cling on...!! - William Sebunje
If we must all be well fit in someone's else enterprise .....Then world would lack new and diversity of enterprises....!! - William Sebunje
If we must all be well fit in someone's else enterprise .....Then the world would lack new and diversity of enterprises....!! - William Sebunje
Surprisingly money doesn't solve all the problems......., some problems subjecting them to money....it means giving people transport to go hurt themselves to death....!! - William Sebunje
The last time someone was trying to tell me God doesn't love me......, I requested the person we first discuss the topic of his stupidity...but before we went five minutes in the discussion , he lost his tempers he even wanted to fight...., we separated immediately... !!! - William Sebunje
The last time someone was trying to tell me God doesn't love me....., I requested the person we first discuss the topic of his stupidity...but before we went five minutes in the discussion , he lost his tempers he even wanted to fight..., we separated immediately... !!! - William Sebunje
Leo Jirani Yetu si shida zetu ........sisi ni shida Zetu na kaka.....!! Our neighbors are not our problems ...we're our own problems...and our brothers..!!! - William Sebunje
The other day i look would to see if there is someone who could connect me to something.....i saw there was non but everyone expected me to give them something instead our of nature and its design while harassing me.!! I gathered genuine interests in the things i can do be and focused on that...!! - William Sebunje
The current stage of life i want to avoid anybody who will not understand me ....., There is some broken bridge i have already crossed and there is no where i can pass to return and explain myself !! I'm sorry for any rare decisions you will see me taking ...!! - William Sebunje
My legal practices seem be updated , and my charisma is being updated.....i have reached room of no acceptance to any mishandling...!! - William Sebunje
Where i'm forced to stop traversing where i must traverse ......is not a place for me to live in for best of ideologies....!! - William Sebunje
Once the value of time has come for man to relocate mind.....it will flood both in his mind, in his house, at the gate, and on the way....!! The sign when the true of signs of change has life, even true friends become enemies for man to quit without return....!! - William Sebunje
Once the value of time is into relocating minds....., friends become enemies, the helped starts to feel he's the helper.....It rains everywhere including in the mans mind.., bedrooms .., gates become hard to enter and to get out ..!!! We're to read signs of time and its changes..!! - William Sebunje
Once the value of time is into relocating minds....., friends become enemies, the helped starts to feel he's the helper.....It rains everywhere including in the mans mind.., bedrooms .., gates become hard to enter and to get out ..!!! We're required to read signs of time and its meanings..!! - William Sebunje
Even when school was a tough place ...It taught me that everything is all about achieving a pass-mark ...!! Exams can Smash the most loved and blessed those most hated and never in love....!! - William Sebunje
Even when school was a tough place ...It taught me that everything is all about achieving a pass-mark ...!! Exams can Smash the most loved and bless the most hated and the never in love....!! - William Sebunje
When enemies become many and scarcity of items become the leading life style.....Vacancy become what we should create for someone else....! - William Sebunje
Once we fail to recognize the fact that we're extroverted thinkers....., we fail to safe guards our minds from negative thoughts ...!! Than end up affecting us...!! - William Sebunje
Once my thoughts start to become negative.....my counselor advised i should plan to quit immediately...or else i can author what can destroy humanity....!! - William Sebunje
Once the subject matter has become negative ...., we're required to sort it there and then or else resolve and relocated...!!! Good brains should should be helped to keep splashing that true life of goodness....!! - William Sebunje
As thinkers ..Once the subject matter has become negative ...., we're required to sort it out there and then or else resolve and relocated immediately ..!!! Good brains should should be helped to keep splashing that true life of goodness or else hurt everyone around....!! - William Sebunje
The men who were seen cleaning the river.....They poisoned water because they their cows to drink clean free from insects and in the end all the cows, fish, frogs, animals, humans that drunk the water died....!!" some times nature is has it better why it makes it be that way...!" - William Sebunje
The men who were seen cleaning the river.....They poisoned water because they their cows to drink clean free from insects and in the end all the cows, fish, frogs, animals, humans that drunk the water died....!!" some times nature has it better as to why it prepares it that way...!" - William Sebunje
I got to promise myself someday to ignore any situations that would lead me into negative battles ,..!! I can re-buy the bursens and plates , but i have no where to purchase my peace again once lost....!! - William Sebunje
I got to promise myself someday to ignore any situations that would lead me into negative battles ,..!! I can re-buy the bursens and plates , but i have no where to purchase my peace of mind once lost....!! - William Sebunje
The changes of time and changes of reasons for be so and so.....starts by changing the class of issues around us....!! Some are our own coolness we lose , but all because change has come for us to respond to it...!! - William Sebunje
Not all lakes house fish.......are some are lakes for crocodiles.....!! Not all days should be for us to expect the best...some days for mere planning our best ahead...!! - William Sebunje
Not all lakes house fish.......some are lakes for crocodiles....and some for hypoos .!! Not all days should be for us to expect the best...some days for mere planning our best ahead...!! - William Sebunje
Some are real direction of solutions that Lord is showing us to take ....it is why things become complicated elsewhere...!! - William Sebunje
Some are real direction of solutions the Lord is showing us to take ....it is why things become complicated elsewhere...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong place doesn't attract anything good ....we even form enemies with those meant to be on our side...!! We have a duty to read signs always...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong place doesn't attract anything good ....we even form enemies with those meant to be on our side...!! We have a duty to read signs always and interpret with resolutions ...!! - William Sebunje
In any situation train yourself never to be terminated by anyone......That will be the greatest negative impact of life you will create..!!! Learn to quit early and quit gently and you will live happy even in scarcity...!! - William Sebunje
The stress and effect are less on why we just left........, than the why we were chased away and terminated....!!! Gentle departure is always Godly and more peace rewarding...!! I once again say, Learn to quit on your own than to wait till being chased away ...!! - William Sebunje
Others doesn't know......for me i have been and i shall keep to be a hunter of peace =....!! Where peace can not prevail even life become miserly...!! - William Sebunje
There is a time when we must be good at measuring our natural weakness and how shall we get out strong of that confusing situation anyone else would harass on...!! - William Sebunje
There is a time when we must be good at measuring our natural weakness and how shall we get out strong of that confusing situation anyone else would harass on...!! Sometimes all we need is for our crops to flower sooooooo well to count it a blessing coming upon us....!! - William Sebunje
Every stage of life with its own tricks of by passing issues....., because every stage with its own challenges.....!! Ababy can find lots of what to eat in the mother when the mother is into thinking of what to eat today.....!! tricks tricks is all we have to be good at than to worry...!! - William Sebunje
Every stage of life with its own tricks of by passing issues....., because every stage with its own challenges.....!! A baby can find lots of what to eat in the mother's breast when the mother is into thinking of her own issues.....!! tricks tricks is all we have to be good at everyday ...!! - William Sebunje
When being tricky is all we can be good at....we have to ensure we're the best tricky/...!! - William Sebunje
Life rotates around the things we do with ease......., The things we do with ease are things others pay for lovely and quickly...!! - William Sebunje
Once a government sponsored student failed to understand that ins private sponsorship everything is all about tick the most essential as you ignore the exciting...!! - William Sebunje
Once a government sponsored student failed to understand that in private sponsorship everything is all about tick the most essential as you ignore the exciting...!! - William Sebunje
Once a former employee failed to understand that the life of an entrepreneurs is on think and act mode.....and yet in employments everything is think and suggest to seniors....!! - William Sebunje
Why invest our money and time and yet we're ashamed to be seen doing it...!!!? We shall not cross the river if we can not push our vehicle ...!! - William Sebunje
If it is collective effort please never step out to spend money alone....put it in that pool of basket....!! Don't come to tell us how you bought 1000 candles......when the plan is to hire a generator to cater for both music and light....!!! - William Sebunje
If it is collective effort please never step out to spend money alone....put it in that pool of a basket....!! Please...Don't come to tell us how you bought 1000 candles......when the plan is to hire a generator to cater for both music and light....!!! - William Sebunje
If it is collective effort please never step out to spend money alone....put it in that pool of a basket..!! Please...Don't come to tell us how you bought 1000 candles....when the plan is to hire a generator to cater for both music and light....!!! - William Sebunje
Once a Carpenter realizes that he could be born to produce 10000 chairs....., it becomes easy to keep innovating no matter how hard it becomes .....This is how we should keep motivated...!! - William Sebunje
Try to imagine when you're born to create 100000 Chairs as Carpenter for the world.....and yet you have just made 200, but complaining how hard things are .....!!! What would happen ?? - William Sebunje
Try to imagine you're born to create 100000 Chairs as a Carpenter for the world.....,and you have just made 200... would God make you feel at home when he needs you to work...!!? I think some are forces of nature pushing us to work more than we can see everything as hard...!! - William Sebunje
The base is always wider.....there is a stage we shall chase many subjects, many goals , many languages, many interests, many careers titles and a stage to stick to the only Ideal.....!!! Which stage are you....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes we have to learn to keep pour tough minds somewhere......, Because you carry tough minds...we get to realise everything is just basic....this alone can become an issue to add in...!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes we have to learn to keep our tough minds somewhere......, as we carry tough minds there ...,we get to realize everything is just basic....this alone can become an issue to add in...!! Give the grader tough road works dear...!! - William Sebunje
Do not fail to be creative... , when situations are calling for maximum creativity...!! - William Sebunje
One should find a stage when he would rather show up late....., than stupid....!! - William Sebunje
Those who understands our resilience, our creativity, our determinations, our intellect, our aim.....shall never doubt our friendship even in times of total disappearance ...!! - William Sebunje
Where hope is shattered ..., charisma become a nightmare...!! - William Sebunje
Don't be lured by the excitements of friends to attach a wrong enemy......, the impact is yours to register..!! - William Sebunje
Where possible stay creative, stay thoughtful, stay courageous , find some aims and stick to them, stay reasonable, surrender where you should to keep the road open , and ensure to invest in your imaginary of good things...!! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy.....Do not and do not ....!! - William Sebunje
If all kingdoms must be united to be rules by one......, there shall be too much noise...., divide teams by their function.. !! - William Sebunje
There are those the day you resolve to promote them....you we develop issues and become enemies there and then......!!! This is how things happen in the law of optimum rewards..!!! - William Sebunje
There are those the day we resolve to promote them.... we develop issues and become enemies there and then......!!! This is how things happen with the law of optimum allocations..!!! - William Sebunje
DO not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy Dear.....!!! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy Dear.....!!! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy Dear! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to deny your only desired love a chance....!! - William Sebunje
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with A mans integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with a man's integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with a man's integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
We all have to define the key to our greatness...to some it is good school grades, maximum creativity, excessive energy , outstanding beauty and attraction , command of language ......,quick mind and to some everything is about our background to be born connected....!! - William Sebunje
We all have to define the key to our greatness...to some it is good school grades, maximum creativity, excessive energy , outstanding beauty and attraction , command of language ...,quick mind and to some everything is about our background to be born connected..!! We can tap it the same...!!! - William Sebunje
The logic is simple...... run around and then settle...... but do not settle and then run around.....!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ....as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars...!! There is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best of our being...!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ....as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth.! truly There is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best of us..!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ...as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth..! truly there is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best of us..!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ...as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth..! truly there is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best..!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ...as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth..! truly there is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best..!! - William Sebunje
When get to know we're in wrong battles we shall never end....once we staring turn our brothers and sisters into typical enemies...!! It means issues have a reached our bedroom..!! - William Sebunje
Opening battles with relatives....it mean opening battles we shall never end..., we shall never negotiate, and the most bloody battles as everything is about bloodline...!!"avoid those battles always...!! - William Sebunje
We either have to get out of our beds to catch up with our negatives or our positive thinking about everything...!!"Choice of thoughts is the issue.."! - William Sebunje
Negative interpretations of others can never leave us progressive...!!Some Are wrong complaints and some are wrong assumptions about everything..!! - William Sebunje
Once we get to understand the magic in which rain is formed .....we get to learn about the magic of opportunities...!! - William Sebunje
There is no value is waking up to catch up with our all negatives.....!! - William Sebunje
There is no value is waking up to catch up with all all negatives thoughts .....!! Change the style you walk, you eat, you sleep, you dress and you will realize change in thoughts ...!! - William Sebunje
The greatness of our thoughts are the plans we lay and aim at....!! - William Sebunje
Separation isn't a bad idea as long as we separate for the better of ourselves ......Sometimes it is the will of God at play...!! - William Sebunje
Separation isn't a bad idea as long as we separate for the better of ourselves ......Sometimes it is the will of God at play...!! - William Sebunje
Nature shall force us shift or stagnate where it needs us....., Sometimes everything have to be that so as we become ourtrue selves...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong thoughts can never give us better plans, and wrong plans have no value to even the owner...!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes the magic of love i all about having shared vision, share solutions , shared life ambitions...... Everything wont work out of mere magic...!! - William Sebunje
I once saw some fight to take up my jobs.....I left him take... What he didn't know was that it needed philosophy and excessive motivation....he entered with socialism , which failed to work....!!! Should we forgive them......!?? - William Sebunje
Not all levels of goodness is defined by the village...., some are goodness of our own imaginations....!!!Do not fail to imagine right ...!! - William Sebunje
Where we can not love ourselves....we can not aim.....!! - William Sebunje
Pretty shall not only be of other.....some are are our days to be pretty loving ......!! - William Sebunje
Pretty shall not only be of other.....some are are our days to be pretty loving ......!! - William Sebunje
When radicalism has become a brother to rationality ...., plenty of good decisions become our library...!! - William Sebunje
When radicalism has become a brother to rationality ...., plenty decisions is all we make everyday...!! - William Sebunje
There are those who have only tasted our Radicalism....., all they don't know is We're plenty and plenty Loving ...!!! - William Sebunje
The good will around my name...has always inspired me to keep willing and to live a willing life...!! - William Sebunje
A day come when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! It either leaves us ...or we carry it everywhere...!! - William Sebunje
A day arrives when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! It either leaves us ...or we carry it everywhere...!! - William Sebunje
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!! - William Sebunje
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!! - William Sebunje
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!! - William Sebunje
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God will.....,When everything has been because of God's will ..!!! - William Sebunje
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God's will.....,When everything has been because of God's will ..!!!? - William Sebunje
Every Man is supreme by nature....., supremacy is destroyed by the allusion of his wrong commitments...!! - William Sebunje
Every Man is supreme by nature.... , as long as there no illusion of wrong commitments ...!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts ......, it means the whole world can be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts ......, it means the whole world shall be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts.., it means the whole world shall be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
An idle mind is the most busy mind by the direction of its wrong thoughts ....!! - William Sebunje
I met people who decide and never mean what they decide......., The blamed me for implementing all the decisions...., one said take things easy..., I left the they complained as to why i left them to stagnate...!!!! - William Sebunje
I met people who decide and never mean what they decide......., They blamed me for implementing all the decisions...., one said take things easy..., I left ...then they complained as to why i left them to stagnate...!!!! - William Sebunje
I met people who decide and never mean what they decide......., They blamed me for implementing all the decisions...., one said take things easy..., I left ...then they complained as to why i left them to stagnate...!!!! - William Sebunje
Do not wear your nice ties at the dancing square ……, drunkards will pull you to dance like a goat late in the evenings …!! - William Sebunje
Short + Funny Quotes ⇑
Short Quotes
I'm glad I have done good number of bad things. - Lokesh giri
When genius leaves the brain foolishness fills the void. - Lokesh giri
If most of us are abnormal, being abnormal becomes normal - Lokesh giri
My dad is a millionaire, he has millions in debt. - Lokesh giri
If you stare at some one long enough they blink. - Jack Brown
We are afraid that things that on an average could never happen to us might happen to us. - william anne
Living in saudi without a car is like living in england without a girlfriend - diya ahmed azzony
It is better to have skeletons in your closet than a dead hooker in your trunk. - Christoper DeBonis
Wake-up Alarms are probably one of the most inhuman, merciless and cruelest inventions of man.. - saikiran
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why not? - Gregorio Santos
Among fools I'm canis majoris - Lokesh giri
I smile because I don't want to waste brushing my teeth for nothing - Daleen Irshaid
Framed by my own Fate.. - Sahil Karanje
Of course I'm superstitious, the mere fact that I'm alive makes me superstitious - Gina Millicent Baird
Its funny how people pretend to be something they see - Enmanuel Rosado
Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie. - mohdmustafa99
I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks - Aaron Ortiz
If you have a problem and you think solution is very long , you forget the problem - Herman Teichroeb
Fools teach fools to do how fools do. - saintification
The Road to Insanity begins in mind. Some have crossed the half way, some have just started .. - claudius fernando
A truthful person is that who doesn't reveal his/her lies. - mohdmustafa99
A fool doesn't redress because when he writes he corrects nothing. - mohdmustafa99
Cats are useless. Even mice agree with this fact. - mohdmustafa99
A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless.. - Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
To have one face means you have not yet become a hypocrite. - mohdmustafa99
A Miss dislikes being mistakenly called Mrs. The reverse is not true. - mohdmustafa99
A thief can never steal what belongs to him - Tijani Kehinde John
Most people are not smart in cheating , because the smart cheaters took everything of this art. - mohdmustafa99
Idiots take revenge on the genius by misusing their inventions. - mohdmustafa99
Sandwich must be renamed by the name of its waiter not the eater. - mohdmustafa99
Creditors are like our wives , never accept apology about our small salaries. - mohdmustafa99
A garrulous person is that who explains his clear talk. - mohdmustafa99
A ministry of defense often has two stones for killing a bird. - mohdmustafa99
Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand. - mohdmustafa99
If you must lie to children, let the lies be as harmless as ABC. - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Life + Funny Quotes ⇑
Life Quotes
Life is still my favorite passion, though I haven't been its favorite person - Lokesh giri
Reminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad - Lokesh giri
He who is better than everyone else has lived his life to its limit, and should leave. - Klavin John Barry JR
Love is not worth dying, that's why God made up crying - kayla lynn
'Everything happens for a reason' where can I find that reason??! - Daleen Irshaid
To continue making love to your wife after your children have caught you, is darn near impossible! - Keith Brown
There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity. - mohdmustafa99
Seagulls will soon face an obesity problem if they don't stop eating leftovers outside of fast food restaurants. - Samuel E. Villegas
You're only 'lost' if you are in a rush to find something or somewhere in particular, otherwise it's just called 'exploring' - Alec Chamberlain
Do you want people do as you do? Do the wrong. - mohdmustafa99
I am sad when I want to go to bed because I can never have the oppurtunity that I have in the day - oluwagbenga segun
I read the manga of life. You're living the anime. - Tochtli Silva
Every time anyone pretends that s/he is not seeing me, he found me doing the same. - mohdmustafa99
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Good guys are not hard to find. We just don't want you - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Porn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it???? - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
We Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us! - Zeeshan Ali
Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are smoking hate in big fumes.., they vibrate hate, speak hate and just scaring about everything ....!! - William Sebunje
You know, I’d be more apathetic about the incongruity of the effects of entropy, if the passage of time weren’t so lethargic…. - LYGAS
The world is made of many villages where we can succeed and many villages where we can fail flat......!! Duty should be on search for that Ideal progress ...!! - William Sebunje
Every stage of life with its own tricks of by passing issues....., because every stage with its own challenges.....!! Ababy can find lots of what to eat in the mother when the mother is into thinking of what to eat today.....!! tricks tricks is all we have to be good at...!! - William Sebunje
The stupidest people often tend to be the smartest people in the room - LYGAS
Do you need your legs to kick old habits? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Where possible we must stay creative, stay thoughtful, stay courageous , find some aims and stick to them, stay reasonable, surrender where you should to keep the road open , and ensure to invest in the imaginary of good things...!! - William Sebunje
If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth. - John Alejandro King
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with a man's integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
A day come when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! We cant stay that for life Dear...!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts.., it means the whole world shall be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
Love + Funny Quotes ⇑
Love Quotes
Only those who are in love are allowed to have the luxury to say something stupid - Lokesh giri
I really don't like you. I just love you. - Meagan Lynn Gervais
To show that you love someone. Don't do it on facebook. - Brandon McCulloch
I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love. - Christopher Jesus Diaz
Loves makes you fly so does weed, love makes you happy so does weed, love makes you cry so does.. naah not weed.. so which is better love or weed??.. :O - Naman sreen
Another word for marriage is compromise. - shiza shahid
You can't take back what is stuck in you - Austin Rowland
For some reason this question always appears in my head ,I know I love you, but why? My answer, Y. O. L. O so why not love you! - Tee Williams
If you loved once then you truly are in love, if you loved twice the first one was a mistake, if you loved three times maybe there is something wrong with you. - justin carter
LOVE is related to Newton's third law, deeper the love equal amount of pain in the end - Ruthvik Suri
The truth is i'm already taken by someone who is already taken by someone.. - ash
Remixing of music is brutality with the originals - Vivek Sahney
My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along! - Shweta Fernandes
Love is a disease, to cure use the placebo. - mohdmustafa99
When somebody says 'couple' I assume it's 4 or more people - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Do not be lured by the encouragements of friends, to attach a wrong enemy......, the impact is yours to register..!! - William Sebunje
All Funny Quotes ⇑
Never be an object if Su can displace single o.- Fn Shihepo
They must die if the truth kills them Khaman.- Fn Shihepo
We all have to define the key to our greatness...to some it is good school grades, maximum creativity, excessive energy , outstanding beauty of attraction , command of language ...,quick mind and to some everything is about our background to be born connected..!! Different approaches ..!!!- William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to deny your only desired love a chance....!!- William Sebunje
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But a picture of them saying this requires a caption.- John Alejandro King
Who or what are you sacrificing in order to achieve success? Success at the expense of others can be easy. Can you conduct your business without lying, hiding or harming others?- Loren Weisman
What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism?- John Alejandro King
I don't just like comedians because they make sad people smile, I love them because they make happy people laugh..- success song
Your 'I will do it later' is someone's 'I have been waiting for this opportunity for so long'- ameya agrawal
Isn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar Bhati
Everyone can't be beautiful. We wouldn't be able to tell each other apart.- The Quoted Iris
If all things should go up and come down then discrimination, discouragement and selfishness should go up and never return.- Amoako Theophilus
We like to have jokers but only in playing cards and drama.- mohdmustafa99
Work-a-hol-ic (noun) A person who tries far too hard to become a drunk (Overtime not included).- The Quoted Iris
If devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success song
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
A president who wants to change the constitution to be elected for a third term, wants to be elected for the fourth , fifth.. etc.- mohdmustafa99
A philogynist is a gentleman fond of women except his wife.- mohdmustafa99
I am not a troublesome although I have a lot of banana peels.- mohdmustafa99
Video games are laughter when played by people at 20 and above.- mohdmustafa99
A wife must be envious of the family's female servant.- mohdmustafa99
An employee wishes to have money to pay debts; when having it, his wish of paying diminishes sharply.- mohdmustafa99
Mary's husband always says, 'the best husband is that famed by the name of his wife'- mohdmustafa99
I'm a lot like bad whiskey, taken only as a last resort, in small doses, and very infrequently.- David L. Rose
It's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde John
It is social development to change a thief from stealing to a receiver of reliefs.- mohdmustafa99
Repeat your mistakes but not artistically, nor haphazardly.- mohdmustafa99
There is nothing boring and sleepy as working at a job that sucks all your time and pays you with peanut change- Justice Appiah Boateng
I don't hate idiots outside lecturing halls of a university.- mohdmustafa99
A bald doesn't get rid of his old combs because he hopes that 'history repeats itself'.- mohdmustafa99
Every time a miser opens his treasury, he changes his mind and closes it again without drawing.- mohdmustafa99
Market yourself to the world of creativity, crosscheck thereafter if it's up to the standard..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
No matter how hard life might be, never surrender to poverty, get rich..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Don't be interfering.. just be God fearing!- Shweta Fernandes
Yes, devils are in the details. Every time I deal with details of news I see them.- mohdmustafa99
Old Arabs acclaimed women who sleep until midday , however this fact should not be conveyed to the contemporary female generation.- mohdmustafa99
An IT guy is a computer god- Ndumiso
Madame! I don't have a common name for what you have cooked.- mohdmustafa99
A woman loses her virginity at 17, her fertility at 45, her temper at 50, her husband at 75, and loses her life afterward.- mohdmustafa99
Literature should not be taught to adult students who think that Hamlet is the author of Shakespeare.- mohdmustafa99
I met a man whose heart was like a dollar bill- Joe Cervantes
Making of true men is a feminist affair.- mohdmustafa99
They say, men will always be men, well, ladies will be men the day after forever- Nyandogora Edgar Onkendi
A runner who follows a winner will always be a runner. But a runner who chases other runners can become a winner.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
I once asked a man: why he has to eat meat when he has so many vegetables to eat. He said , because meat is so good to eat and it is healthy. Then I saw a tiger eating a man. When I asked it why it killed a man when there are other animals to eat. The tiger said, man is so good to eat and it is also healthy.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
What is fun for one may not be fun for others.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
Love is a crime if you don't abide by its rules and regulations.- Oscar Auliq Ice
Getting married is not a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes about marriage.- Samuel E. Villegas
If you get lost on a freeway, just follow the car with the most experience.- Joe Cervantes
A dream has no age- Jadean N. Pitts
Every time poor Jack looks for something to steal , he finds a thief.- mohdmustafa99
God is not looking for hearts that are plated with gold.- Joe Cervantes
Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity- mohdmustafa99
Why be in a hurry ? scientists took thousands years to discover that there was life on Mars few billion years ago.- mohdmustafa99
Contradiction is to use the word 'but' , BUT I don't agree with this idea.- mohdmustafa99
An atheist calls God 'nothing' , and then worships this 'nothing' by quarreling with it.- mohdmustafa99
Nothing is advancing here except ages.- mohdmustafa99
Mad people barely go mad.- mohdmustafa99
Avoid the woman who knows how to add and subtract.- Joe Cervantes
My love increases when you are close.- Joe Cervantes
The heart behaves very well when the wife, or husband are around.- Joe Cervantes
Irrelevant dreams are another reflection of irrelevance in our living circumstances.- mohdmustafa99
Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university.- mohdmustafa99
Sometimes to do more you got to do less.- Sean Robert Dalton
Only Jesus can love those who don't love themselves. So unless you plan on being a nun, learn to love yourself.- Lorreda C Smith
If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99
We want to make a good president but all candidates are expired ingredients.- mohdmustafa99
If you want to be a merchant , don't be of a Venice type.- mohdmustafa99
Rabat is the capital city in which you get eating fish every time you leave home to take ice-cream.- mohdmustafa99
A married shifting nurse is a recurring wife.- mohdmustafa99
Rich parents of idiotic students make a good market for private home-teachers.- mohdmustafa99
One night's cough can bring you curses from your neighbors more than cancer did in thousand nights.- mohdmustafa99
You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99
Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99
Be careful what you say on Facebook. Because it will bite you on the a** later.- Monica Hill
The mind needs plenty of exercise.- Joe Cervantes
Badly dressed as a tailor.- mohdmustafa99
Your brain has the answer somewhere in there, let us help you search!- Joe Cervantes
Restore your ex-wife; she has restored her happiness.- mohdmustafa99
People have sharp sight, but only when you leave your trousers' zip unfastened.- mohdmustafa99
The person who invented money was very poor since 'need breeds invention'.- mohdmustafa99
To hate drugs equalizes to love diseases.- mohdmustafa99
Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99
War is not an art. It is a rat.- mohdmustafa99
Sell used books because you won't care about reading them in your shop.- mohdmustafa99
With some women you need an extra knock on their door, to change their no to a yes.- Joe Cervantes
If I was a boxer , I would give boxing a deadly box and send it out of the sports ring.- mohdmustafa99
The family that bakes together stays full forever!- Gladys Gallentes
When you don't find money in your purse, pursue purrs- mohdmustafa99
You only get heart failure when you overload it with women.- Joe Cervantes
People go to the Opera House because they want to be like the people who like operas.- mohdmustafa99
Success is just another word for 'I did it!'- James Rolf
You are beautiful and don't thank me thank god he created you!- Noble Da Genius
What Jerry knows that Tom doesn't ? Escape is more important than chasing- mohdmustafa99
Every Christmas it's the same thing. Goodwill to this man, Goodwill to that man. But what about the Salvation Army?- Cory Powell
Your smile is contagious, your laugh is heartwarming, and your presence is cherished if you do both.- McKenna McRoy
On why I believe in manscaping: It is always important to prune the shrubs, it makes the house look bigger.- jerry biern
I practiced telekinesis yesterday. Seems the cupboard didn't hear me well.- Nerd Brooke
If you love someone set them free.. so they can go around the corner and screw someone else.- Jules
Put a bunch of girls in your backyard without lighting and you can hear screaming.- Nerd Brooke
You don't have to LIKE me. I'm not a FACEBOOK STATUS. You don't have to FOLLOW me. I'm not Twitter. You don't have to CHECK me. I'm not NIKE. You don't have to love me. I'm not MCDONALDS. But you sure can't have it your way. I'm not BURGER KING!- shandreka
For all those who sell mosquito repellent.. a free tagline.. you mess with our clients in the night.. in the morning get ready for hell.- Arunesh Chand Mankotia
Truth will wound you, but the acceptance of truth will kill you.- Hunter James
Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla
Life is short.. but it takes a long time to really live it. - Wes Stafford
I would rather go without air, than go without dessert!- Micki Sannar
Just because the Mayans ran out of space on their rock calendar doesn't mean the world will end in 2012.- shiza shahid
I shall never win the Nobel prize because its the 'no-behl' prize- Madhur Behl
Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. Make all your friends feel there is something special in them. Look at the sunny side of everything. Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best. Be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give everyone a smile. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others. Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.- Darab Imteyaz
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
If we could read minds, many people would cease to think - Karrella Jones
I graduated from 'staying strong university'- JESSICA SERITA ABRAMS
It's so funny to me when people see me having a conversation with a woman, they think something is going on, let them think all they want, i enjoy talking to women, they have a lot to say! lol- JESSICA SERITA ABRAMS
I never buy anything off Etsy.. I just drool.- Sarah Bridges
To say I am as poor as a church mouse would be an injustice to the mouse, he doesn't have a mortgage.- mike Lorch
Our lives are messages to the world waiting to be read.- Monica
Women are like jobs, you can apply yourself to one. If you don't get that job, you can always apply yourself to another one.- Dustin
When I was looking for flowers, life threw me stones. when I was expecting stones, life threw me roses. When I longed for roses god decided enough and threw me a boulder!- bornagain
Self-centered sounds so hateful. I prefer egocentric, it sounds much more eco-friendly.- J.C. Tuttle
Time and Tide wait for none! Unfortunately both are Feminine!- Amit Choudhary
Movie on your life is being recorded, just press the button of your memory & watch any moment of your past.- harbinderjit singh bajaj
My mom said, 'Your grandma is losing her mind. ' I said.. 'Enjoy it while you still can. '- Amanda Nicole Kealani Alvarado
If a man reduces the level of magnesium in your blood, forget him. He has no banana! - Kristi Simo
To be insane and talk to animals is a mental illness. But to be sane and talk to animals, is plain retardation- Tgui
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
Being adeptly immature is so repulsively repugnant, that in all actuality you by all means are being mature- Brooke Loughner
I eat like a monster but I look like a model.- Jaime omar perez Berganza
Sometimes only the smallest star in the sky can guide your way- diya ahmed azzony
Crabs are from the sea- lala
If I was a bird in the sky, i'm pretty sure I know who i'd shit on first.- mj mansfield
I need to buy myself a box, so I can sit outside of it, and think.- Alexis L. Easton
Once your middle finger goes up, raise your index next.- Brandon McCulloch
I love the earth just as much as you, i'm just too lazy to help- Justin McLlarky
I am perfection of imperfection- Angela M Derzaph
Apples are great, oranges are better- George Antoinette
Life's a freak show.. get over it!.- Hlhkkggkl
I'm usually a problem for guys. They shouldn't be problems for me. We got this gender thing mixed up.- Meagan Lynn Gervais
Everyone is a child; difference is just that- some are big, some are small and some are tiny, I know I'm tiny, so I must be big- Lokesh giri
I have never seen a person wiser than me! not because there isn't any, but because I don't like the fact that there can be someone :)- Lokesh giri
Patience is a virtue, impatience is an art- Lokesh giri
There is only one things I can never do - 'nothing'; Seriously.. I never did it.- Lokesh giri
1 in 100 people believe that fractions are evil things that happen to other people.- Jack Brown
Where do I go when I die, I'm guessing that I won't know until I get there, and then it will be to late to tell any one.- Jack Brown
99.9% of all people who eat pickles die.- Jack Brown
The road to hell is not paved with good intentions, it is mostly paved with religions and souls trapped by indecision and tourists who think they don't need a map because they have a GPS.- Jack Brown
I am of the opinion that we create our own little worlds, with magic and dragons and glorious wars because this one is simply too complicated.- Jack Brown
Parents have always been saying, 'Kids these days have all gone mad' from days of old, crazy.- Lokesh giri
Soul music is just your soul saying it is hungry for sound. As it always is.- Jack Brown
Cats are the most evil, diabolical, selfish and freaking cutest things in the world.- Jack Brown
World wouldn't have been the same without computers, it would have been better :0- Lokesh giri
Not all of us know the difference between confidence and overconfidence, because not all of us play poker.- Lokesh giri
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