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Anger is a fooler; its consequences are often only revealed in hindsight...
Spod burtler cord is beta from Julius Berger fork lifter that I remain caregiver..
Four we wait for you to know hull tree are wun in wind van nest to seek open window..
We are dashboard whose ruler was found on hill racers..
"You are good for everyone but not everyone is good for you " " If you want to see God see..
Don't take the CASE to the SHOW,take the SHOW to the CASE. SHOWCASE!..
Removing the core, cooking in sugar syrup, and sealing in a glass jar preserves apples and a..
Even hidden plots cannot dim the flame of purpose; God’s timing reveals what faith has already..
Even hidden plots cannot dim the flame of purpose; God’s timing reveals what faith has already..
How often are we reminded that what truly matters in life can’t be quantified (I’m talking..
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, ..
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, ..
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, ..
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, ..
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, ..
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, ..
Llega un momento Que Huyes del bullicio para encontrar paz ,cosa que antes disfrutabas a cabalidad!..
Llega un momento Que Huyes del bullicio para encontrar paz ,cosa que antes disfrutabas a cabalidad!..
Llega un momento Que Huyes del bullicio para encontrar paz ,cosa que antes disfrutabas a cabalidad!..
Top 10 Funny Quotes
Llega un momento Que Huyes del bullicio para encontrar paz ,cosa que antes disfrutabas a cabalidad!- Claudia
Irony is, even educated and experienced people do not understand the difference between loyalty and boot licking.- Sanji Paul Arvind
The weight of boot licking is always heavier than loyalty.- Sanji Paul Arvind
Better to turn a blind eye, than a blocked nasal cavity.- John Alejandro King
In todays fast moving world, the love and care that we see in animals are not seen in humans.- Sanji Paul Arvind
No one taught us that being honest, loyal and true will get us used. If known people would've chosen the opposites.- Sanji Paul Arvind
Some of my thoughts are so sinful that if there was a hell for brains; mine would definitely go there.- Sanji Paul Arvind
What an elephant never forgets isn't worth knowing in the first place.- John Alejandro King
If you think, the poor man is not your type, the millionaire will spend his entire life in prison.- Fn Shihepo
If you think, the poor man is not your type, the millionaire will spend his entire life in prison.- Fn Shihepo
Short + Funny Quotes ⇑
Short Quotes
I'm glad I have done good number of bad things. - Lokesh giri
When genius leaves the brain foolishness fills the void. - Lokesh giri
If most of us are abnormal, being abnormal becomes normal - Lokesh giri
My dad is a millionaire, he has millions in debt. - Lokesh giri
If you stare at some one long enough they blink. - Jack Brown
We are afraid that things that on an average could never happen to us might happen to us. - william anne
Living in saudi without a car is like living in england without a girlfriend - diya ahmed azzony
It is better to have skeletons in your closet than a dead hooker in your trunk. - Christoper DeBonis
Wake-up Alarms are probably one of the most inhuman, merciless and cruelest inventions of man.. - saikiran
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why not? - Gregorio Santos
Among fools I'm canis majoris - Lokesh giri
I smile because I don't want to waste brushing my teeth for nothing - Daleen Irshaid
Framed by my own Fate.. - Sahil Karanje
Of course I'm superstitious, the mere fact that I'm alive makes me superstitious - Gina Millicent Baird
Its funny how people pretend to be something they see - Enmanuel Rosado
Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie. - mohdmustafa99
I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks - Aaron Ortiz
If you have a problem and you think solution is very long , you forget the problem - Herman Teichroeb
Fools teach fools to do how fools do. - saintification
The Road to Insanity begins in mind. Some have crossed the half way, some have just started .. - claudius fernando
A truthful person is that who doesn't reveal his/her lies. - mohdmustafa99
A fool doesn't redress because when he writes he corrects nothing. - mohdmustafa99
Cats are useless. Even mice agree with this fact. - mohdmustafa99
A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless.. - Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
To have one face means you have not yet become a hypocrite. - mohdmustafa99
A Miss dislikes being mistakenly called Mrs. The reverse is not true. - mohdmustafa99
A thief can never steal what belongs to him - Tijani Kehinde John
Most people are not smart in cheating , because the smart cheaters took everything of this art. - mohdmustafa99
Idiots take revenge on the genius by misusing their inventions. - mohdmustafa99
Sandwich must be renamed by the name of its waiter not the eater. - mohdmustafa99
Creditors are like our wives , never accept apology about our small salaries. - mohdmustafa99
A garrulous person is that who explains his clear talk. - mohdmustafa99
A ministry of defense often has two stones for killing a bird. - mohdmustafa99
Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand. - mohdmustafa99
The weight of boot licking is always heavier than loyalty. - Sanji Paul Arvind
Inspirational + Funny Quotes ⇑
Inspirational Quotes
Life is a joke, laugh it up - David Lee Shepherd
Life's a joke, laugh it up - David Lee Shepherd
To chill is to kill your everyday work drill. - shiza shahid
I run to jog my memory - Beverley Azevedo
Art is rich, but artists are poor! - Halil Xhafa
Those who are not lions must accept having the little remainder. - mohdmustafa99
Let's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes. - Marie Yolande Pierre
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself - swati somal
The voice we can not recognize from a distance.., is the person we haven't understood...!! - William Sebunje
I wonder why humans put up with ‘W’—it’s easily replaceable, serves no purpose, and wastes time just saying it. Plus, 25 feel better than 26 anyway. PS: Find the ‘W’ in your life and don’t be a ‘W’ in anyone else’s. - Shekhar Bhati
Only a fool brings ego to a fight with fact — and expects to win. - O Y Yansaneh
Love fades, beauty changes, wealth shifts; marry for the values that remain when everything else is gone. - O Y Yansaneh
The best marriage isn’t built on what you see or own, but on what you both are when the world strips everything away. - O Y Yansaneh
Don’t marry for love. Don’t marry for looks. Don’t marry for money. Marry for a mission— because love fades, beauty changes, and money runs. - O Y Yansaneh
Don’t marry for love. Don’t marry for looks. Don’t marry for money. Marry for purpose— because without it, you’ll have romance with emptiness, beauty with boredom, and wealth with loneliness. - O Y Yansaneh
Don’t marry for love, looks, or luxury; marry for purpose, or prepare for regret. - O Y Yansaneh
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, and your joy will never cease. - Srinivas Mishra
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, and your joy will never cease. - Srinivas Mishra
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, and your joy will never cease. - Srinivas Mishra
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, and your joy will never cease. - Srinivas Mishra
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, and your joy will never cease. - Srinivas Mishra
The richest treasure is calmness, the rarest jewel is peace— Protect them from envy’s fire, and your joy will never cease. - Srinivas Mishra
Bag Of Story Can't Full A Basket - Uche Onyinyechi Richard
Don't take the CASE to the SHOW,take the SHOW to the CASE. SHOWCASE! - Sunday Ayakaya Neza
"Every day, I find myself tracing the shape of your absence in the spaces where your laughter used to linger. Priyanka, you are the missing piece of my puzzle, and my world feels incomplete until you’re back by my side." - Alfred - Dr Massimo Alfredo Antonio Mancini ALFRED
We are dashboard whose ruler was found on hill racers - Ogungbemiro Oluwafemi Ayodeji
Four we wait for you to know hull tree are wun in wind van nest to seek open window - Ogungbemiro Oluwafemi Ayodeji
Spod burtler cord is beta from Julius Berger fork lifter that I remain caregiver - Ogungbemiro Oluwafemi Ayodeji
If ever I want a trophy, its hypertrophy. - TEo Jack
The love - Sunday Ayakaya Neza
Life + Funny Quotes ⇑
Life Quotes
Life is still my favorite passion, though I haven't been its favorite person - Lokesh giri
Reminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad - Lokesh giri
He who is better than everyone else has lived his life to its limit, and should leave. - Klavin John Barry JR
Love is not worth dying, that's why God made up crying - kayla lynn
'Everything happens for a reason' where can I find that reason??! - Daleen Irshaid
To continue making love to your wife after your children have caught you, is darn near impossible! - Keith Brown
There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity. - mohdmustafa99
Seagulls will soon face an obesity problem if they don't stop eating leftovers outside of fast food restaurants. - Samuel E. Villegas
You're only 'lost' if you are in a rush to find something or somewhere in particular, otherwise it's just called 'exploring' - Alec Chamberlain
Do you want people do as you do? Do the wrong. - mohdmustafa99
I am sad when I want to go to bed because I can never have the oppurtunity that I have in the day - oluwagbenga segun
I read the manga of life. You're living the anime. - Tochtli Silva
Every time anyone pretends that s/he is not seeing me, he found me doing the same. - mohdmustafa99
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Good guys are not hard to find. We just don't want you - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Porn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it???? - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
We Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us! - Zeeshan Ali
What an elephant never forgets isn't worth knowing in the first place. - John Alejandro King
How often are we reminded that what truly matters in life can’t be quantified (I’m talking about annual per capita reminders, to two decimal points). - John Alejandro King
Love + Funny Quotes ⇑
Love Quotes
Only those who are in love are allowed to have the luxury to say something stupid - Lokesh giri
I really don't like you. I just love you. - Meagan Lynn Gervais
To show that you love someone. Don't do it on facebook. - Brandon McCulloch
I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love. - Christopher Jesus Diaz
Loves makes you fly so does weed, love makes you happy so does weed, love makes you cry so does.. naah not weed.. so which is better love or weed??.. :O - Naman sreen
Another word for marriage is compromise. - shiza shahid
You can't take back what is stuck in you - Austin Rowland
For some reason this question always appears in my head ,I know I love you, but why? My answer, Y. O. L. O so why not love you! - Tee Williams
If you loved once then you truly are in love, if you loved twice the first one was a mistake, if you loved three times maybe there is something wrong with you. - justin carter
The truth is i'm already taken by someone who is already taken by someone.. - ash
Remixing of music is brutality with the originals - Vivek Sahney
My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along! - Shweta Fernandes
Love is a disease, to cure use the placebo. - mohdmustafa99
When somebody says 'couple' I assume it's 4 or more people - Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
In todays fast moving world, the love and care that we see in animals are not seen in humans. - Sanji Paul Arvind
All Funny Quotes ⇑
If you think, the poor man is not your type, the millionaire will spend his entire life in prison.- Fn Shihepo
If you think, the poor man is not your type, the millionaire will spend his entire life in prison.- Fn Shihepo
If you think, the poor man is not your type, the millionaire will spend his entire life in prison.- Fn Shihepo
If you think, the poor man is not your type, the millionaire will spend his entire life in prison.- Fn Shihepo
I don't get paid millions, I only use wisely my thirty pieces of silver Judas accepted to betray Christ.- Fn Shihepo
The beauty of being born a man is....., men have no time to calculate lose..., it is even scaring...!!- William Sebunje
I don't just like comedians because they make sad people smile, I love them because they make happy people laugh..- success song
Your 'I will do it later' is someone's 'I have been waiting for this opportunity for so long'- ameya agrawal
Isn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar Bhati
Everyone can't be beautiful. We wouldn't be able to tell each other apart.- The Quoted Iris
If all things should go up and come down then discrimination, discouragement and selfishness should go up and never return.- Amoako Theophilus
We like to have jokers but only in playing cards and drama.- mohdmustafa99
Work-a-hol-ic (noun) A person who tries far too hard to become a drunk (Overtime not included).- The Quoted Iris
If devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth?- success song
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
A president who wants to change the constitution to be elected for a third term, wants to be elected for the fourth , fifth.. etc.- mohdmustafa99
A philogynist is a gentleman fond of women except his wife.- mohdmustafa99
I am not a troublesome although I have a lot of banana peels.- mohdmustafa99
A wife must be envious of the family's female servant.- mohdmustafa99
An employee wishes to have money to pay debts; when having it, his wish of paying diminishes sharply.- mohdmustafa99
Mary's husband always says, 'the best husband is that famed by the name of his wife'- mohdmustafa99
I'm a lot like bad whiskey, taken only as a last resort, in small doses, and very infrequently.- David L. Rose
It's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde John
It is social development to change a thief from stealing to a receiver of reliefs.- mohdmustafa99
Repeat your mistakes but not artistically, nor haphazardly.- mohdmustafa99
There is nothing boring and sleepy as working at a job that sucks all your time and pays you with peanut change- Justice Appiah Boateng
I don't hate idiots outside lecturing halls of a university.- mohdmustafa99
A bald doesn't get rid of his old combs because he hopes that 'history repeats itself'.- mohdmustafa99
Every time a miser opens his treasury, he changes his mind and closes it again without drawing.- mohdmustafa99
Market yourself to the world of creativity, crosscheck thereafter if it's up to the standard..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
No matter how hard life might be, never surrender to poverty, get rich..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Don't be interfering.. just be God fearing!- Shweta Fernandes
Yes, devils are in the details. Every time I deal with details of news I see them.- mohdmustafa99
Old Arabs acclaimed women who sleep until midday , however this fact should not be conveyed to the contemporary female generation.- mohdmustafa99
An IT guy is a computer god- Ndumiso
I met a man whose heart was like a dollar bill- Joe Cervantes
Making of true men is a feminist affair.- mohdmustafa99
They say, men will always be men, well, ladies will be men the day after forever- Nyandogora Edgar Onkendi
A runner who follows a winner will always be a runner. But a runner who chases other runners can become a winner.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
I once asked a man: why he has to eat meat when he has so many vegetables to eat. He said , because meat is so good to eat and it is healthy. Then I saw a tiger eating a man. When I asked it why it killed a man when there are other animals to eat. The tiger said, man is so good to eat and it is also healthy.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
What is fun for one may not be fun for others.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
Love is a crime if you don't abide by its rules and regulations.- Oscar Auliq Ice
Getting married is not a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes about marriage.- Samuel E. Villegas
If you get lost on a freeway, just follow the car with the most experience.- Joe Cervantes
A dream has no age- Jadean N. Pitts
Every time poor Jack looks for something to steal , he finds a thief.- mohdmustafa99
God is not looking for hearts that are plated with gold.- Joe Cervantes
Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity- mohdmustafa99
Why be in a hurry ? scientists took thousands years to discover that there was life on Mars few billion years ago.- mohdmustafa99
Contradiction is to use the word 'but' , BUT I don't agree with this idea.- mohdmustafa99
An atheist calls God 'nothing' , and then worships this 'nothing' by quarreling with it.- mohdmustafa99
Nothing is advancing here except ages.- mohdmustafa99
Mad people barely go mad.- mohdmustafa99
Avoid the woman who knows how to add and subtract.- Joe Cervantes
My love increases when you are close.- Joe Cervantes
The heart behaves very well when the wife, or husband are around.- Joe Cervantes
Irrelevant dreams are another reflection of irrelevance in our living circumstances.- mohdmustafa99
Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university.- mohdmustafa99
Sometimes to do more you got to do less.- Sean Robert Dalton
Only Jesus can love those who don't love themselves. So unless you plan on being a nun, learn to love yourself.- Lorreda C Smith
If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99
We want to make a good president but all candidates are expired ingredients.- mohdmustafa99
If you want to be a merchant , don't be of a Venice type.- mohdmustafa99
Rabat is the capital city in which you get eating fish every time you leave home to take ice-cream.- mohdmustafa99
A married shifting nurse is a recurring wife.- mohdmustafa99
Rich parents of idiotic students make a good market for private home-teachers.- mohdmustafa99
One night's cough can bring you curses from your neighbors more than cancer did in thousand nights.- mohdmustafa99
You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99
Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries.- mohdmustafa99
Be careful what you say on Facebook. Because it will bite you on the a** later.- Monica Hill
The mind needs plenty of exercise.- Joe Cervantes
Badly dressed as a tailor.- mohdmustafa99
Your brain has the answer somewhere in there, let us help you search!- Joe Cervantes
Restore your ex-wife; she has restored her happiness.- mohdmustafa99
People have sharp sight, but only when you leave your trousers' zip unfastened.- mohdmustafa99
The person who invented money was very poor since 'need breeds invention'.- mohdmustafa99
To hate drugs equalizes to love diseases.- mohdmustafa99
Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99
War is not an art. It is a rat.- mohdmustafa99
Sell used books because you won't care about reading them in your shop.- mohdmustafa99
With some women you need an extra knock on their door, to change their no to a yes.- Joe Cervantes
If I was a boxer , I would give boxing a deadly box and send it out of the sports ring.- mohdmustafa99
The family that bakes together stays full forever!- Gladys Gallentes
When you don't find money in your purse, pursue purrs- mohdmustafa99
You only get heart failure when you overload it with women.- Joe Cervantes
People go to the Opera House because they want to be like the people who like operas.- mohdmustafa99
Success is just another word for 'I did it!'- James Rolf
You are beautiful and don't thank me thank god he created you!- Noble Da Genius
What Jerry knows that Tom doesn't ? Escape is more important than chasing- mohdmustafa99
Every Christmas it's the same thing. Goodwill to this man, Goodwill to that man. But what about the Salvation Army?- Cory Powell
Your smile is contagious, your laugh is heartwarming, and your presence is cherished if you do both.- McKenna McRoy
On why I believe in manscaping: It is always important to prune the shrubs, it makes the house look bigger.- jerry biern
I practiced telekinesis yesterday. Seems the cupboard didn't hear me well.- Nerd Brooke
If you love someone set them free.. so they can go around the corner and screw someone else.- Jules
Put a bunch of girls in your backyard without lighting and you can hear screaming.- Nerd Brooke
You don't have to LIKE me. I'm not a FACEBOOK STATUS. You don't have to FOLLOW me. I'm not Twitter. You don't have to CHECK me. I'm not NIKE. You don't have to love me. I'm not MCDONALDS. But you sure can't have it your way. I'm not BURGER KING!- shandreka
For all those who sell mosquito repellent.. a free tagline.. you mess with our clients in the night.. in the morning get ready for hell.- Arunesh Chand Mankotia
Truth will wound you, but the acceptance of truth will kill you.- Hunter James
Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla
Life is short.. but it takes a long time to really live it. - Wes Stafford
I would rather go without air, than go without dessert!- Micki Sannar
Just because the Mayans ran out of space on their rock calendar doesn't mean the world will end in 2012.- shiza shahid
I shall never win the Nobel prize because its the 'no-behl' prize- Madhur Behl
Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. Make all your friends feel there is something special in them. Look at the sunny side of everything. Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best. Be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give everyone a smile. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others. Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.- Hellohello
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
If we could read minds, many people would cease to think - Karrella Jones
I graduated from 'staying strong university'- JESSICA SERITA ABRAMS
It's so funny to me when people see me having a conversation with a woman, they think something is going on, let them think all they want, i enjoy talking to women, they have a lot to say! lol- JESSICA SERITA ABRAMS
I never buy anything off Etsy.. I just drool.- Sarah Bridges
To say I am as poor as a church mouse would be an injustice to the mouse, he doesn't have a mortgage.- mike Lorch
Our lives are messages to the world waiting to be read.- Monica
Women are like jobs, you can apply yourself to one. If you don't get that job, you can always apply yourself to another one.- Dustin
When I was looking for flowers, life threw me stones. when I was expecting stones, life threw me roses. When I longed for roses god decided enough and threw me a boulder!- bornagain
Self-centered sounds so hateful. I prefer egocentric, it sounds much more eco-friendly.- J.C. Tuttle
Time and Tide wait for none! Unfortunately both are Feminine!- Amit Choudhary
Movie on your life is being recorded, just press the button of your memory & watch any moment of your past.- harbinderjit singh bajaj
My mom said, 'Your grandma is losing her mind. ' I said.. 'Enjoy it while you still can. '- Amanda Nicole Kealani Alvarado
If a man reduces the level of magnesium in your blood, forget him. He has no banana! - Kristi Simo
To be insane and talk to animals is a mental illness. But to be sane and talk to animals, is plain retardation- Tgui
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
Being adeptly immature is so repulsively repugnant, that in all actuality you by all means are being mature- Brooke Loughner
I eat like a monster but I look like a model.- Jaime omar perez Berganza
Sometimes only the smallest star in the sky can guide your way- diya ahmed azzony
Crabs are from the sea- lala
If I was a bird in the sky, i'm pretty sure I know who i'd shit on first.- mj mansfield
I need to buy myself a box, so I can sit outside of it, and think.- Alexis L. Easton
Once your middle finger goes up, raise your index next.- Brandon McCulloch
I love the earth just as much as you, i'm just too lazy to help- Justin McLlarky
I am perfection of imperfection- Angela M Derzaph
Apples are great, oranges are better- George Antoinette
Life's a freak show.. get over it!.- Hlhkkggkl
I'm usually a problem for guys. They shouldn't be problems for me. We got this gender thing mixed up.- Meagan Lynn Gervais
Everyone is a child; difference is just that- some are big, some are small and some are tiny, I know I'm tiny, so I must be big- Lokesh giri
I have never seen a person wiser than me! not because there isn't any, but because I don't like the fact that there can be someone :)- Lokesh giri
Patience is a virtue, impatience is an art- Lokesh giri
There is only one things I can never do - 'nothing'; Seriously.. I never did it.- Lokesh giri
1 in 100 people believe that fractions are evil things that happen to other people.- Jack Brown
Where do I go when I die, I'm guessing that I won't know until I get there, and then it will be to late to tell any one.- Jack Brown
99.9% of all people who eat pickles die.- Jack Brown
The road to hell is not paved with good intentions, it is mostly paved with religions and souls trapped by indecision and tourists who think they don't need a map because they have a GPS.- Jack Brown
I am of the opinion that we create our own little worlds, with magic and dragons and glorious wars because this one is simply too complicated.- Jack Brown
Parents have always been saying, 'Kids these days have all gone mad' from days of old, crazy.- Lokesh giri
Soul music is just your soul saying it is hungry for sound. As it always is.- Jack Brown
Cats are the most evil, diabolical, selfish and freaking cutest things in the world.- Jack Brown
World wouldn't have been the same without computers, it would have been better :0- Lokesh giri
Not all of us know the difference between confidence and overconfidence, because not all of us play poker.- Lokesh giri
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