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Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Wisdom

Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are..

Hate Love Peace Philosophy Relationship

Good stratrgy doesn Good stratrgy doesn't have to destroy our minds....,it should rather create a smile around us....!!..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

I good customer is never moody....our aims are  desired by those most deserving.. !!! I good customer is never moody....our aims are desired by those most deserving.. !!!..

Desire Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

I good customer is never moody....!!! I good customer is never moody....!!!..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

Do not waste all the entire time hunting for money and forget to build a career....!! Life is more Do not waste all the entire time hunting for money and forget to build a career....!! Life is more..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

Everyone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!! Everyone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!!..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Success

Everyone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!! Everyone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!!..

Inspirational Life Love Relationship Short

Some times the most naive is the one at one to keep at peace....!! Some times the most naive is the one at one to keep at peace....!!..

Inspirational Life Love Relationship Truth

Some are real goals of time we should not even try to forget.....!! Some are real goals of time we should not even try to forget.....!!..

Inspirational Life Love Relationship Success

If it can only scare my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run or even ignore  .....the issue is If it can only scare my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run or even ignore .....the issue is..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

If it can only my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run  .....the issue is if it can scare my If it can only my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run .....the issue is if it can scare my..

Life Love Relationship Success Wisdom

I know God is always up for something good in everything....!! I know God is always up for something good in everything....!!..

God Inspirational Life Love Relationship

Not all fools shall be born on the same day......, some are true fools for a mere evening.....!! Not all fools shall be born on the same day......, some are true fools for a mere evening.....!!..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

Being relative is one ....and being understand is the other......!!! Not trees bear fruits but some Being relative is one ....and being understand is the other......!!! Not trees bear fruits but some..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

how shall we survive the sun shines of this world and how shall we survive the rains of this world.....when we can not rocky ourselves ...and yet..
-William Sebunje

Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship Success

how shall we survive the sun shines of this world  and how shall we survive the rains of this How shall we survive the sun shines of this world and how shall we survive the rains of this..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

If you If you're to focus your eyes on people who are chasing something......soon you're likely to abandon..

Inspirational Life Love Relationship Success

If you If you're to focus your eyes on people who are chasing something......soon you're likely to abandon..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

We shall only keep fools in their  books....., but to ours ...., even drawing  cartoons it means We shall only keep fools in their books....., but to ours ...., even drawing cartoons it means..

Life Love Philosophy Relationship Success

We shall only keep fools in their own books....., to ours ...., we draw cartoons to reflect on we We shall only keep fools in their own books....., to ours ...., we draw cartoons to reflect on we..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

If that is what the Lord has said ......it will be and we shall not over run Godly R If that is what the Lord has said ......it will be and we shall not over run Godly R..

Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship Short

Once the tools of a project are misused the project face challenges......., the same to the tools Once the tools of a project are misused the project face challenges......., the same to the tools..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

Do not introduce drama on me Dear.....in that world i Do not introduce drama on me Dear.....in that world i'm Classy Standard....I can tame wave to..

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Top 10 Funny Quotes

I have one friend who has insisted to tell me i need money now the way i get is not the issue......, and for me i have always told him my interest is now to cross the bridge of turbulence once and for all ....then think of other option of life...!! Different minds mean different aims...!!- William SebunjeA true mentor and a true advisor doesn't backbite those he mentors and those he advises......!!- William SebunjeAll fools can not be born on the same day .....some are fools for the future....!! We can't be the same always.....!!!- William SebunjeI’m not going to write that.. who even wrote this- LYGASI was advising my friend not to attack me...reason being i shall fall by the side he expects me to fall by...., and Not so he may be left shattered....!!- William SebunjeAfter we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learn to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are a subject to time than a crazy strategy....!!- William SebunjeAfter we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learnt to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are a subject to time than a crazy strategy....!!- William SebunjeAfter we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learnt to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are subject to time than a crazy strategy....!!- William SebunjeSchool has taught me that to move to the step of goodness.....some challenging situations, some challenging brain work is mandatory ....it is why i see what others call issues as numbers to compute on the most applicable formula..!!- William SebunjeSchool has taught me that to move to the step of goodness.....some challenging situations, some challenging brain work is mandatory ....it is why i see what others call issues as numbers to compute on the most applicable formula..!!- William Sebunje

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Inspirational Quotes At no time should your device be operated by another. - Micheal MugishaWISE SAYINGS/INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ARE NOT ORDINARILY. BUT IMAGINATION'S FROM THE CLOUD. - Uche Onyinyechi RichardOne thing you can always only learn from anyone other than yourself is perspective - LYGASWould do well not to relinquish your responsibility in taking accountability as to whether you’ve allowed your truth to dilute the facts - LYGASEverything is beautiful when you look at it with love. If you can enjoy the presence of a cat, a bird, a flower... what can I say, all the world will be yours. - AmrutaI don’t have DIABETES. My A1C is just HIGH. - Edline E MajorThe grass is only greener because it’s AstroTurf - LYGASIf money is an issue , here’s a tissue. But god bless you if it’s snot. - Justin WinskiStart at one point, turn right, take an unmeasurable, never permanent choice. Here, love, life or loyalty stays. - Jesna SajanSilence brings calm... Inspires motivation, a zeal into the subconscious. Let all the backdrops clouding the mind, rain. - Jesna SajanCommon sense sometimes has no ladder to climb.......! - William SebunjeWhy for yourself on those you can not listen to..!!? - William SebunjeLeadership is the prospects of life we give others…. !! - William SebunjeLife and leadership are inseparable...!! - William SebunjeEven when people say they love you….., do you love what you do…...!!!? - William SebunjeDo not destroy your soul to shape your living as a leader ...!! - William SebunjeThey dumped me in their shit......, now they are asking me to run when i can not see the exit.....!!! Sometimes you need to trust the corner you're standing at....!! - William SebunjeSend good signals to society…..and leaderships shall become your true duty...!! - William SebunjeWhere no value is seen, good leadership become a theory...!! - William SebunjeEthics of time has become a challenge our leaders...!! - William SebunjeNot all rules exist to be respected ......, because some are mere assumptions to the rule maker...!! - William SebunjeGood relationships is what all of us wish to have........!! - William SebunjeWe are all hunting for the blessings box.....! - William SebunjeValue is important …. but can we give value ? - William SebunjeNothing else.....,Leadership is all about Strategy...!! - William SebunjeThe world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton. - John Alejandro KingDont give up, i almost won yesterday. - Fn ShihepoA smart man is not often wrong, A wise Man is able to admit when he is wrong - LYGASSuccess is EARNED not HANDED out on a platter. - Edline E MajorIn the quietude of parting, we find the symphony of the universe welcoming a soul home. - Lil SkullieAll I know is that I know nothing, is outside the bounds of being known once it has been understood - LYGASWhen hard times won’t quit, just say to them : LEAVE and let live. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguAlways something to be found when taking time to examine what abounds amongst organic compounds - LYGASNah, I already feel this ain't right, maybe 2026 is my year - Shekhar BhatiAre you working with those that are reflecting authority or generating authority? - Loren WeismanThe only way to a wicked man's heart is through surgery. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguI question whether it's my freedom shaping thoughts or thoughts defining my freedom. If truth harms, can it truly be the truth? - Manmohan MishraI question whether it's my freedom shaping thoughts or thoughts defining my freedom. If truth harms, can it truly be the truth? - Manmohan MishraI question whether it's my freedom shaping thoughts or thoughts defining my freedom. If truth harms, can it truly be the truth? - Manmohan MishraIf you feel your prayers are not answered, make them shorter or longer. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguBecome DERECHO instead of WIND in this alpha generation and impending beta Generation - Amartya ShivWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for – speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguA horse wouldn't throw you off its back when you ride it. It would only throw you off when you take it for a ride. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguMen and women are like mountains and mountain climbers. Women are like high mountains. Men are like the climbers. When men have not ascended them, they dream of ascending them. When they have ascended them, they climb down with the determination either to ascend again or never again to ascend. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguA biography is a book about a known person, usually written by an unknown person, and read by idle persons. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguThe destination is a lie, but the journey is the truth. Life is a journey, and the journey is life. The journey is what we should cherish and celebrate. - Srinivas MishraWhen I was younger I knew everything, didn’t mean I understood anything - LYGASA psychiatrist is that person who, while trying to help the insane regain their lost sanity, loses some of his. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguAn ex-lover is an old edition. A present lover is a revised edition. Both are the same book except for a few changes. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguI do not care what people say about me as long as they speak ill of me when I'm ill, and speak well of me when I'm well. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguMarriage makes you old with agility. Single life makes you young with senility. Both situations hardly reflect your actual age. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWithin an absence of discussion resides only presumption - LYGASSweet has been described by many scholars ........, i'm still looking for a shape of sweet to Rapp around my good memories...!! - William SebunjeSweet has been described by many scholars ........, I wake up each day to design the shape of my good memories...!! - William SebunjeWe can still remain loyal in our disloyalty afternoon....!! - William SebunjeCool has been defined as cold in the other library......., Extreme is all that define us....!! - William SebunjeCool has been defined as cold in the other library......., Extreme value is all that define us....!! - William SebunjeWe have all the answers......., only our handwriting has disappointed the examiner...!! - William SebunjePlaying chess has stained in my mind ......., only finding the best player is the crisis at hand...!! - William SebunjeIf commitment is all you can not stand....then why promise anyone....!! - William SebunjeWhy force yourself lift all the luggage when the owner can not lift any......!!?? - William SebunjeServices quality is a product of customer quality ......! Better dinning but customers will pore food supu, juice ....we only remain to keep trying to serve..!! - William SebunjeEven when water us abundant in the lake....., that isn't drinking water..., but bore hall is true clean water....!! One has to accept the unknown wells of blessings to keep happy ....!! - William SebunjeIf being in charge shall keep me motivated......., I shall always look for where I be in charge...!! - William SebunjeI expect to catch up with them motivated always......, it is my wish and my field of promotion ...!! - William SebunjeI'm motivated everyday to serve.....!! - William SebunjeEvery mind is a theater you only need to engage....the most scaring is always the most funny..!! - William SebunjeThere is no harm in being malt talented....!! - William SebunjeThere are many talents ready for deployment....!! - William SebunjeWhere competence meets the love to do...!! - William SebunjeI shall be the ideal...., promise me you will be the ideal....!! - William SebunjeWe walk up with appetite of our reasoning... and appetite of our feelings......but then someone served us a small slice of avocadoes...!!" How shall we keep up with our mood...!?? - William SebunjeWe got up with appetite of our reasoning... and appetite of our feelings......but then someone served us a small slice of avocadoes...!!" How shall we keep up with our mood...!?? - William SebunjeYes.....Skills and talents are important......, but where good working enviroment is the plantform...!! - William SebunjeHe who that created us us slender.......He's the Lord to determine the bridge for each one of us to cross....!! - William SebunjeHe who that created us us slender.......He's the master of bridges for me and you to cross ....!! - William SebunjeHe who that created us us slender.......He's the master of bridges we live to cross ....!! - William SebunjeHe who that created us us slender.....He's the master of our passages....!! - William SebunjeDo they even know that both complexity and simplicity are badges......!?? - William SebunjeI went round slandering .....because i know in sender i can cross a weak bridge....!! - William SebunjeIf being slender can help be cross a weak bridge....., then better to keep slender...!! - William SebunjeHe who that sent us to the world slender......, is the master of the bridges we shall live to cross....!! - William SebunjeLarge minds are all about long term goals....., the rest is casual wear and casual aims....!! - William SebunjeHe who that can not understand the term God....... how can he unretshnd the term prayer....!?? - William SebunjeImay not know your ability.....but to me..,the ability to mobilize myself ...has always been the most important class of ability...!! - William SebunjeIf would not respect the rules....., I would not ever show u at rule's square ...!! - William SebunjeIf I would not respect the rules....., I would not ever show u at rule's square ...!! - William SebunjeWe can imagine by the best images we can sketch with our hands...., some can not even sketch something of value..!! - William SebunjeIf a celebrity is not brilliant, please do not call him or her a star. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf I would not respect the guidelines ....I avoid meeting the guides....!! - William SebunjeThere is no value in being committed on what i'm not interested to deliver....!! - William SebunjeEven when the meal is just enough for all....., there must be some form of a battle for members to gather enough appetite among hyena...!! - William SebunjeEven when the meal is just enough for all....., there must be some form of a battle for members to gather enough appetite among hyenas...!! - William SebunjeThe ability to forge away is among the ingredients of progressive living....!! - William SebunjeWe're so multitalented to that you can't define...!! - William SebunjeWhen you control early excitements ....you cross many roadblocks ...!! - William SebunjeEveryone will recommend me where he can easily meet me...!! - William SebunjeAlways recommend where we can easily meet again..!! - William SebunjeWhy subscribe to critical careers......when being emotional is club we run to for a dance....!! - William SebunjeOpportunities live in extension......how far we should study....should be equal to how far we should travel our minds to locate the ight opportunity...!! Truly the more you study , the more you should plan to relocate....!! - William SebunjeIf the right choice of school and right choice of course is not home....., seemingly even the right opportunity is not home...!! - William SebunjeMost likely the opportunity is located as far as the school is located....!! - William SebunjeAs it is hard to know the one who wrote the book we read to excel......, then it is hard to know the one holding our opportunity......!! The choice is to try everyone and to try everywhere...!! - William SebunjeWe can't describe the one who wrote the book we read to qualify......., how shall we describe the one holding the opportunity......!Better choice is to try everyone and everywhere...!! - William SebunjeOne we create abox of our own great thinking.....we create a box of our own true belief.....or else live by mere guidance of community laws...!! - William SebunjeThe books i read to quality were written by scholars from very far, the music i enjoy artists living very far........then is it possible the right opportunity very near...!!? - William SebunjeNot everyone will carry around his thinking....., some will carry around their seeing....!! - William SebunjeHow i can not tell the who wrote the make that made me qualified....., ican not know who holds the best opportunity.....The ideal is to try everywhere...!! - William SebunjeWitty can not only be the mind, but also the hands and legs combined.....!! - William SebunjeIf slender can cross all the weak bridges with less worries to break them......., it means to be good one needs to slender.!! - William SebunjeWe went walking slender and crossed all the weak bridges......!! - William SebunjeHe who that can only think and can not do......, can not be witty....!! - William SebunjeI went to look for positive words with my name to help me carry on...!! Warm Wealthy Watchful Weighty Welcoming Wholesome W i 's e Wakeful Wandering Wanted WAVY Weightless Willed Willing Winning Witty Warming Warrior Well Wholehearted Winsome Wizardly Wonderful Wondrous - William SebunjeI went to look for positive words with my name Letter "W" to help me carry on...!! Warm, Wealthy, Watchful, Weighty, Welcoming, Wholesome, Wise, Wakeful, Wandering, Wanted, WAVY, Weightless, Willed, Willing, Winning, Witty, Warming, Warrior, Well, Wholehearted, Winsome, Wizardly Wonderful Wondrous - William SebunjeI went to look for positive words with my Letter "W" to guide me..!! Warm Wealthy Watchful Weighty Welcoming Wholesome Wise Wakeful Wandering Wanted WAVY Weightless Willed Willing Winning Witty Warming Warrior Well Wholehearted Winsome Wizardly Wonderful Wondrous - William SebunjeIn safety management before you go running to save , ensure you're safe....!! - William SebunjeIn safety management before you go running to secure , ensure you're safe...you may run into real safety issues ....!! - William SebunjeThe risk of being afire fighter......you can't tell what they fire is burning....., find out before you get closer....!! - William SebunjeWhy go running to fight the fire before you know what is being burnt......!! Be safe be safe...!! - William SebunjeIn safety Management always ensure to be safe....be safe....and ensure to be safe..... if you can not be safe ...don't even show up...!! - William SebunjeIf you can not be safe .....do not show up......that is safety management....!! - William SebunjeWhat shall we do that is sooooo automatic......!!? Truly, Peace is required to climb the ladders of the Minds....!! - William SebunjeIf one can not create peace around his own mind...hism home, his career and his being peaceful..where can he go to buy a bad of peace....!!? - William SebunjeIf All Trees would bear fruits in the same season and the bear nothing in the same season.....Diversity would be lost....!!!We cant all achieve it on the same day....!! - William SebunjeIt is until we get to conclude on the fact that we're not closing tomorrow..., and that we don't exist to close.....,That's when service improvement shall become our major priority....!! - William SebunjeIt is until we get to conclude on the fact that we're not closing today or tomorrow., and that we're here forever...,That's when service improvement shall become our major priority....!! - William SebunjeIt is until we get to conclude on the fact that we're not closing today or tomorrow....we're here forever...,That's when service improvement shall become a priority....!! - William SebunjeIt is until we get to conclude on the fact that we're not closing today or tomorrow....we're here forever...,That's when service improvement shall become a priority of Management ....!! - William SebunjeThere is stage when we're just determined to quit any thing......it isn't a wrong stage ...This indicates the inner self hasn't arrived home ...!! Quit quit quit......until you reach where you can not quit no matter what...., it is called being home...!! - William SebunjeWhen the wings of our reasoning can not fly ........, all personals rules lose meaning to even own personal rules....!! - William SebunjeWe Shall not be good because someone wants us to be good........, bit we shall be because we're....!! - William SebunjeBetter timing ...good timing ...all happen to the most prepared...!! - William SebunjeThe worst of all is to forget our own character....As everything good designed for us....shall keep tracking our character...!! - William SebunjeIf you you focus on time ....as you ignore looking for the right product......soon you will find yourself at the right place with a wrong bag....!!! Time is here to stay recycling.....all is about the options...!!! - William SebunjeAs it happens for humans to uproot teeth ..tending to maturity ....., it does also happen for man to uproot his career....." Maturity brings up many changes..., The risk is on suffocating those changes...!1 - William SebunjeIf we must only spend time meeting the successful ones.......soon someone will make us sound failures.....Even when we're on at arare speed of growth and development ...!! - William SebunjeTo avoid the possibilities of carrying the right Skills to a wrong place...... or arriving to the the most right place with wrong skills...one has to engage himself fully...!! - William SebunjeConsulting is easy....what is hard is for one to take up the information...!! - William SebunjeConsulting is easy....what is hard is for one to take up the advise..!! - William SebunjeHe who that struggles to convince.....Struggles to sustain...!! - William SebunjeIt is depends each one of us...... It is okay to arrive at the right place with a wrong bag......or to arrive at wrong place with a right bag...!! - William SebunjeIt is depends on each one of us... It is either okay to arrive at the right place with a wrong bag....or to arrive at a wrong place with a right bag...!!"these are keys for our decisions"! - William SebunjeIf men were to own roads...., things would have tougher for man kind...!! - William SebunjeIf minds are ladders of man....., man should climb good landers of his thinking....!!! - William SebunjeThey invested us to argue.....but all they said was that we don't know to argue ....!!! I jumped on one and slapped him....then real argument started.....!!" Why initiate what you can not accomplish Dear..!!? - William SebunjeWhat is the importance of being good to be annoyed....!?? - William SebunjeSome are not topics for us to argue about....but topics to believe and praise...!! - William SebunjeThere is nothing new....!everyone has relatives who can not describe his potentials......but with a group of friends and strangers who can tell about the magic of his potentials...!! - William SebunjeIf you know it wont end in your favor...., always do not show up at atime when they are still counting what is theirs....and you will live to be happy....and at peace ...!! - William SebunjeIf you know it wont end in your favor...., always do not show up at atime when they are still counting what is theirs....and you will live to be happy....and at peace ...!! - William SebunjeIf opportunities do not knock on your door, fix a doorbell. If the doorbell doesn’t ring, fix a new door. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWe can all get lost in the world....., but we need to find an art that will keep us connected with our people...so as we never perish while living...!! - William SebunjeThe Strategy is simple.....always consult after you have crossed the bridge.....,Or else someone will say the place is there but you cant cross the bridge now....!! - William SebunjeWe have been and we want to keep being those true champions of our own progress....!! - William SebunjeBefore you refuse to help ask yourself.....What if this is the exact person designed my own then after ignore....!!? - William SebunjeYou can only be protected by the one protecting his true love.....!! - William SebunjeIt all starts with feeling comfort to feeling at home......!! - William SebunjeMagic confuses the layman. Miracle baffles the magician. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you must ever be Normal...., Train yourself to keep Normal.....then Others will define you as strange and abnormal.....until that stage they defining you as the ever normal....!!! "Normal is also confusing sometimes"!! - William SebunjeIn the true time period of our commitment .....nature commits' its self to facilitate us we commit with less limitations....., We receive many free favors from the unknown sources...!! - William SebunjeWhy bother our mind when the most important thing in the world is not defined by color, That is the light of the day, the water we all need.....and the breath to define of our being alive ....!! - William SebunjeGood practice is.....always do not obver expect....!! - William SebunjeIf you must create rules....always ensure to create rules you can simplify the following day....!!I mean Block the road but do not destroy the bridge always ...!! - William SebunjeAlways ensure to plan deadlines you can adjust....., some days are rainy and all roads are bad.!! - William SebunjeAlways ensure to plan deadlines you can adjust on....., some days are rainy for marram roads to relax as they become impassable...and for tarmac roads to get jam...!! - William SebunjeIf we must only get-out to panic rush Everything...., Chances are high we shall break many plates and glasses....!! In the other world, fist come means all others will pile their papers on top of yours and you will be marked last.., badly and with all the badmood of the examiner.! - William SebunjeLife is Drama....we just need to find a stage where we can Best act .... And ensure we're the actor....issues are when we become the stage and the instrument to be played...bad actors always show up to destroy everything..!! - William SebunjeEvery mind you see is destiny ......and every mind has a duty to discover its destiny....!!! Please and Please do not over spoon feed...!!1 - William SebunjeIf you must balance your shape with the background....soon you will be wrong to be around them....!!Lesson from chameleon - William SebunjeWe shall reap mote issues by pretending to fit in when we naturally do not.......!!Shall we eat like a giraffe when we're those meant to live in anthills.....!! - William SebunjeLet He who positioned us by the villages we can best live....continue to take care of us...!! - William SebunjeThere ideas you can not borrow or even lend........Even when you do, not body can understand and nobody can take them up....!!It is called desty...!! - William SebunjeThere are ideas you can not borrow or even lend........Even when you do, not body can understand and nobody can take them up....!! It is called desty..." Gambling becomes winning strategy to get on top.."!! - William SebunjeThere are ideas you can not borrow or even lend........Even when you do, not body can understand and nobody can take them up....!! It is called desty..where Gambling a true strategy to get on top.."!! - William SebunjeThe best cook to me.....is the one who can use tomatoes to prepare a meal. And then serve me a meal without showing me the funny tomatoes he used to make my meal.....!! - William SebunjeThe deign of career is you either exist to be in someone's hands....., or your hands must have people to hold, lift and uplift....!!! Nature will reject us where we're not to be.......!! - William SebunjeThe deign of career is you either exist to be in someone's hands....., or your hands must have people to hold, lift and uplift....!!! Nature will reject us where we're not designed to be.......!! - William SebunjeMoment can only be sweet after we accept take them to be.....!! - William SebunjeMoment can only be sweet after we accept and take them to be.....!! - William SebunjeWhen joining hands is not easy....., ones hands become metallic in action....!!! - William SebunjeIf we can not ignore somethings......chances are we can relate with no-body.....!!! - William SebunjeSome are born director you can don't need to doubt the direction they give you....!! - William SebunjeEveryone group has one tough mind to influence its direction...!! - William SebunjeEvery group has one tough mind to influence its direction...!! - William SebunjeEven big and great opportunities do not exis....., Everything leverages on a man's passion....!! - William SebunjeFind your passion and you will have done good to find a point of your life focus and a reason to wakeup determined....1! - William SebunjeSometimes the struggles of man are around his vocabulary but not around his aims.....!! - William SebunjeIf only one could follow one's dreams as easily as one follows others on Twitter and Instagram! - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguThere are symbols we shall never understand even when we read what........and these are subjects not designed for our minds....!! - William SebunjeYou have recreate yourself by finding a true art to keep you connected with the right minds and right platforms......Or else you perish in the idon't know why....!!? You can choose to funny around, serving or supporting it so as you stay around...!! - William SebunjeYou have recreate yourself by finding a true art to keep you connected with the right minds and right platforms......Or else you perish in the idon't know why....!!? You can choose to keep funny around entertaining , serving or supporting the platform so as you stay around in peace...!! - William SebunjeThe decline is for us to register......, the Ideal is to stay creative ...recreating ourselves for the better......Truth is...Yesterday shall never be tomorrow....!! - William SebunjeThe world has lack water for many times "dry dry ....... the world has had flood and stagnant water for many times....., indeed we shall not lack forever..!! - William SebunjeWater must boil to purify........truly our minds should never boil up if the boiling is not for purity thoughts...!! - William SebunjeThe character of being an excellent employee and team player....differ from the character of being an entrepreneur and an a innovator....!!! In some world's the board of director only live to be educated than consulted...!! - William SebunjeAdd what you're looking for to the list of what you truly need and what you can sustain .....and you will have created catalog of genuine aims.....!! - William SebunjeDrama shall never phase out on free things.......!!! do some free job and you will be paid by a drama show...!! - William SebunjeIt is always drama because it is free.......,it only becomes a show once it gets paid.....!!! - William SebunjeIt is total Nonsense to harass ourselves on what we know is only for God to provide.....!! - William SebunjeAfter i stopped focusing on the compulsions ....i found myself doing extra and going extra on my own....!! Compulsions can sometimes become our limits to do more and to do beyond the usual ....!! - William SebunjeIssues are when you compare with those who have got everything freely.....and you you must achieve everything on a good strategy....!! "Wrong anticipations of things sometimes....!! - William SebunjeOthers are into hunting for love......for us we're in the search for life partners we can do great thing with as we live...., the life well contributed to each other as we seek for the Lord to bless us together ....!! - William SebunjeWhere love can be faked.....how shall we contribute to each other to seek for a joint blessing from the Lord...!?? - William SebunjeWe shall not lack forever......, Iknow and Iknow we shall not.....As it rains rain.....It will rain in other spheres of our living....!! - William SebunjeMy commitment is always simple......, Prayer, work.....!! God has his own ways of blessing us...!! - William SebunjeThe fools of today have no appetite for tomorrow....!! - William SebunjeWaiting to be told what to do, t once turned me a beggar, it made me stranded and it left me lost i a big forest i could not define....!! - William SebunjeWaiting to be told what to do, t once turned me a beggar, it made me stranded and it left me lost in a big forest i could not define....!! On my own ican play guitar, ican sing, ican dig, can mechanic, ican author, ican fix, ican recreate, ican innovate and on my own....ican rebrand my aims....!! - William SebunjeAfter we stop staggering by the commitment of things....we stop complaining by what come with things we commit too...!! Even nice bed-sheets require washing ...!!! - William SebunjeLiving is all about copping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock.. and some are islands in a lake .!! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock.. and some are islands in a lake .!! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock...!! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can aim to quit everything ...!!! some are disabled situations we shall not put right..., Some roads go side by side of the mountain...! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can aim to quit everything ...!!! some are disabled situations we shall not put right..., Some roads go far side by side of the Rock to reach Near...! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can aim to quit everything ..!!! some are disabled situations we shall not put right., Some roads go far side by side of the Rock to reach Near...! - William SebunjeOnce we learn of everything is possible ....we then learn to adjust by the flexibility of time....!! Lesson from Chameleon...!! - William SebunjeNot all wounds are painful ....and indeed not all issues require legal action.....!! - William SebunjeAfter we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learnt to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are subject to time than a crazy strategy....!! - William SebunjeI was advising my friend not to attack me...reason being i shall fall by the side he expects me to fall by...., and Not so he may be left shattered....!! - William SebunjeI’m not going to write that.. who even wrote this - LYGASAll fools can not be born on the same day .....some are fools for the future....!! We can't be the same always.....!!! - William SebunjeA true mentor and a true advisor doesn't backbite those he mentors and those he advises......!! - William SebunjeI have one friend who has insisted to tell me i need money now the way i get is not the issue......, and for me i have always told him my interest is now to cross the bridge of turbulence once and for all ....then think of other option of life...!! Different minds mean different aims...!! - William SebunjeDo not introduce drama on me Dear.....in that world i'm Classy Standard....I can tame wave to vibrate backward in regrets... !! - William SebunjeOnce the tools of a project are misused the project face challenges......., the same to the tools of Love...!! - William SebunjeIf that is what the Lord has said ......it will be and we shall not over run Godly Recommendations...!! - William SebunjeWe shall only keep fools in their own books....., to ours ...., we draw cartoons to reflect on we desire ...!! - William SebunjeIf you're to focus your eyes on people who are chasing something......soon you're likely to abandon everything and resort to them to the river side ....!! - William SebunjeIf you're to focus your eyes on people who are chasing something......soon you're likely to abandon everything and resort to chasing them to river side...yet you can not jump the river......!! - William SebunjeHow shall we survive the sun shines of this world and how shall we survive the rains of this world.....when we can not rocky ...and yet everything is about being those living rocks....!! - William SebunjeHow shall we survive the sun shines of this world and how shall we survive the rains of this world.....when we can not rocky ourselves ...and yet everything is about us being those true living rocks of time....!! - William SebunjeBeing relative is one ....and being understand is the other......!!! Not trees bear fruits but some are true trees of shade...!! - William SebunjeNot all fools shall be born on the same day......, some are true fools for a mere evening.....!! - William SebunjeIf it can only scare my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run or even ignore .....the issue is if it can scare my future....!! - William SebunjeSome are real goals of time we should not even try to forget.....!! - William SebunjeSome times the most naive is the one at one to keep at peace....!! - William SebunjeEveryone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!! - William SebunjeEveryone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!! - William SebunjeDo not waste all the entire time hunting for money and forget to build a career....!! Life is more of a career we pursue than the money man can swindle.....!! - William SebunjeI good customer is never moody....!!! - William SebunjeGood stratrgy doesn't have to destroy our minds....,it should rather create a smile around us....!! - William SebunjeSometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are smoking hate in big fumes.., the vibrate hate, speak hate and just scaring about everything ....!! - William Sebunje

Life + Funny Quotes


Life Quotes Mushrooms will paint you the picture. LSD will read you the book - LYGASIf being unreasonable is the fault, tolerating unreasonableness is your fault - LYGASI believe inanimate objects have a soul. But then, I work for the government. - John Alejandro KingWhen I was young, catching crawdads in the creek was so much fun, that is, until a particularly large crawdad decided to catch me back! - Arthur A FormanWhen you are a little kid, catching a three inch Bluegill all by yourself is an event that gives you an amazing sense of accomplishment... - Arthur A FormanAn empty box, a ribbon and a bow... The most favorite Christmas gifts a one year could ever hope to receive... - Arthur A FormanWhen I was a kid, my only choice of tennis shoes were PF Flyers or US Keds. When I would run over a pile of used lumber, neither of them kept the nails from stabbing me in the bottom of my foot. I was a Tetanus shot junkie! - Arthur A Forman"Can I mom? Pop said it was ok." "Can I pop? Mom said it was ok." Parent ping pong was my favorite game when I was a kid and I was a champion at it!... -Arthur A Forman - Arthur A FormanWhen we were kids, if our hotdog fell off the stick into the fire, we'd find a way to flip it out, wipe it off, and then we would happily eat it. When we get older we grumble and complain if our steak isn't cooked just right or our fries aren't hot enough... - Arthur A FormanMost important tip to lead a happier life is to ignore all tips to lead a long life. - Shekhar BhatiA little dangering is a learneous thing. - John Alejandro KingThe folley of man is that while we’re seemingly advanced enough to notice our own biases, it does not appear that we are capable of overcoming them, despite coming face to face with the stigma that persists as a result of it. As if we’re literally standing in our own way… - LYGASThere's NO problem with not knowing everything, just in thinking you do! - Michael LancefordIf not venting, complaining without offering alternative suggestions or potential solutions constitutes a determination between having a discussion & bitching - LYGASThe only way your spouse or lover can stick to you is if you lick them like postage stamps. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhich of these 3 do you love shedding the most : tears, blood, weight? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf he claims he prays more than you do, ask him how often he prays for either speed or stamina. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguMay that which served only to worry me throughout the day, be found to have gone missing as we set upon tomorrow a new, relieved whatever was lost resides in the past left behind, moments like these make me reasonably grateful for my increasingly forgetful nature - LYGASEvery mind is a theater....., you just need to engage minds ....!! - William SebunjeWe're all raining up our hands in the meetings.....and yet nobody is saying it ....why...!?? - William SebunjeHe who that created us us slender.......He's the master of bridge he designed for us to cross.....!! - William SebunjeIf we must all gain weight .....who shall be left to run very fast...., and who shall be left to cross on the weak bridges....!?? - William SebunjeWhy hide in the store and then spend time complaining about class....!! - William SebunjeWhen we gain self importance ....we start to care about our life...., before that....we live lured to avoid self care...!! - William SebunjeIf a bull comes rushing towards you, what would you do – run away OR rush at it and take it by the horns? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguOnce we create abox of our own great thinking.....we create a box of our own true belief.....or else live by mere guidance of community laws...!! - William SebunjeWe found ourselves born Slender......., may be by the weaknesses of the bridges we live to cross, and by the weight our bones can carry...!! - William SebunjeFire fighting require extreme planning ......, reasoning being you must be secure before you secure....!! - William SebunjeIt is until we get to conclude that we're not closing tomorrow..., and that we don't exist to close.....,That's when service improvement will become our major priority....!! - William SebunjeWe Shall not be good because someone wants us to be good........, but we shall be because we're....!! - William SebunjeIf ladders is all we must carry on our heads......, then we need to carry pure poles of resilience...!! - William SebunjeAlways hang a notepad on your door. If opportunity comes and knocks and gets no answer, it might leave a note for you. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you can't bury the hatchet, cremate it. - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguYou're one bean short of a full burrito! - Mark A GardnerWe shall reap more confusion by pretending to fit in when we naturally do not.......!!Shall we eat like a giraffe when we're those meant to live in anthills.....!! - William SebunjeWhere approvals are easy to get....that is the place where nature want us to deliver our best in its support of us...!! - William SebunjeCome to my senses? Can you point them out to me? - John Alejandro KingSometimes me within me is so unreasonable with me that I have to challenge him to walk in my shoes and try to be me for the sake of me - Shekhar BhatiIt is important to note.....Either earn all by the educated mind......or i must earn it all ...by the non educated mind.....!!! This how we shall learn to position ourselves in the world...!! - William SebunjeLiving is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock...!! - William SebunjeWhy should you go shining when you know it is only the dirty one to cross.....!!? - William SebunjeSchool has taught me that to move to the step of goodness.....some challenging situations, some challenging brain work is mandatory ....it is why i see what others call issues as numbers to compute on the most applicable formula..!! - William SebunjeAfter we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learnt to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are a subject to time than a crazy strategy....!! - William SebunjeWe shall only keep fools in their books....., but to ours ...., even drawing cartoons it means reflecting on future ...!! - William SebunjeIf it can only my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run .....the issue is if it can scare my future....!! - William Sebunje

Philosophy + Funny Quotes


Philosophy Quotes A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine. - John Alejandro KingMy lips where made,to kiss,my family,the man I Love, lipstick,lip gloss,and my favorite foods and drinks. Not for kissing anyone's gluteus maximus. - Sylvia Loven CarterMy lips where made,to kiss,my family,the man I Love, lipstick,lip gloss,and my favorite foods and drinks. Not for kissing anyone's gluteus maximus. - Sylvia Loven CarterIt is what it is. But worse. - Mattias Walving-LundbergI wonder when and why people stop asking me - "what do you want to become when you GROW UP" - Shekhar BhatiNo amount of facial hair or muscles can ever symbolize masculinity as compared to an early age stress induced cardiac arrest - Shekhar BhatiBe gentle with yourself when you fail today as maybe this failure occurred just coz you are a dimwitted,changeling,ignoramus,imbecile, crawling like a parasite,sucking on the resources of this planet. Basically you might have a better tomorrow if you keep trying. - Shekhar BhatiThe hubris of having looked up what hubris means. - John Alejandro KingI have good sense 99.99% Of the time, how ever My Temperament is different from most - Sylvia Loven Carter"If you learn to envy, You never actually learned dignity." - Jose Mari Bulawan DelfinNo I'm not going on the guilt trip you planned for me. - Sylvia Loven CarterIf only one could follow one’s dreams as easily as one follows others on Twitter and Instagram ! - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen chasing shadows, what do you pray for — speed or stamina? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu‘Non sequitur’ sounds bad until you consider the alternative. - John Alejandro KingIf you, people can not, just leave, i am a living example, who said you will die? - Fn ShihepoJohn West loved the little mermaid, but only on toast. - Anthony T Hincks

All Funny Quotes

He who that has never been at the entrance and the door of failure... is the one to think failure is stupidity....!! Failure is not stupidity.....We shall not all live to do fishing......it is why bilharzia diseases can not attack everyone swimming in water ...!!- William SebunjeHe who that has never been at the entrance and the door of failure... is the one to think failure is stupidity....!! Failure is not stupidity.....We can all be created to do fishing......it is why bilihazia diseases can not attack everyone jumping in and out of water ...!!- William SebunjeThere is too much wind , too much heat to live the mountains.....and there is too much coldness, and to much running waters in the valleys....!! Living is all about copping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!!- William SebunjeTime travel? As long as time doesn’t travel here.- John Alejandro KingAt the top of every changing position.... the un usual takes over.....water boils to purify.. minds boils to align better..., and hearts melt to solidify together....!!!- William SebunjeOnce confusion has rules over.....water boils to purify.....and minds boils to align better....!!! It is called change and its parametors...!!- William SebunjeBe blessed my people, I will be blessed next year.- Fn ShihepoSome are rocky hearts we only have to drill to create a hole so as we enter them......!!- William SebunjeThe paradise I can not build around my mind....and around my heart is the paradise I shall not just enter....!!- William SebunjeThe issues I can not aim to solve.....or ask God to solve .....are the issues I do not need to think about much.....wasting the memory disk....! Some are issues for the land and Rivers it own enough water i can not Recreate myself.....!!- William SebunjeLife is Drama....we just need to find a stage where we can Best act ......., Either it is marriage , Business, politics, Business...employment. And ensure we're the actor....issues are when we become the stage and the instrument to be played...bad actorsalways show up to destroy everything..!!- William SebunjeLife is Drama....you just need to find a stage where you can Best act .......Either it is marriage , Business, politics, Business...employment..and ensure you're the actor....issues are when we become the stage or the instrument to be played...!!- William Sebunje*Every* picture is actual size.- John Alejandro KingI never see failure as failure but I see it as a great opportunity to help me focus on the other plan....!! Some plates are just silver in nature...!!- William SebunjeYour woman is your toy, please play her nice so she wouldn't be discovered by anger.- Fn ShihepoShare goals is the shared life to set for ourselves to keep around each other....!!- William SebunjeIt is very possible to catch up with time holding everything we do not and shall never need.......and possible to delay hunting for everything we most desire and shall live to love....!!- William SebunjeWe have to train ourselves to keep strong, empowered , informed , Reasonable and self encouraged....because at some point we become the only source of courage, reason, love, prayer, blessings, wisdom, good advise and the only source of hope to those around...!!- William SebunjeIf money can change on what it can chance......, why can't we change the focus of our minds over time..!??- William SebunjeWe have go to allocate ourselves more time of self courage ...than more time of self blame...!!- William SebunjeWhen do you intend to return the leaf you borrowed?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguWhen do you intend to return the leaf you borrowed?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguTop Risk is on failure to manage our own mood......,some level of mood is atypical hazard ...!!- William SebunjeMy boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from my body hair.- John Alejandro KingMake jokes when people want to laugh and get serious when they want to cry.- Fn ShihepoIf we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!- John Alejandro KingOnce we gather courage we gather many things ....!!- William SebunjeFailure to enter into the forest of ones own dominated good thoughts and plan ahead......., it means one can only live to think someone else is holding his bag of blessings...!!- William SebunjeOpportunities live in extension......how far we should study....should be equal to how far we should travel our minds to locate the right opportunity...!! some are plans to relocate....!!- William SebunjeMany fall in love , fall in things....and never raise up to regain conscience...!!- William SebunjeSelf demanded goals shall always get on top .....before collective goals ...!!- William SebunjeThe goals have not demanded myself......i have not seen any come walking by its self...!!- William SebunjeThose global goals we set for ourselves......., become a platform we reason with everyday...!!- William SebunjeHappiness is a thing of the heart. Pleasure is a thing of the brain. Both are like twins fathered by two different men.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you don’t mind your business, who will mind it for you?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room.- John Alejandro KingLove starts in parks and ends in tears.- Fn ShihepoIt’s the end of the end of the world as we know it.- John Alejandro KingSer fiel es cuestion de ser fiel a ti mismo,no a otras personas , es traicionar a tus principios tu integridad tu palabra Todo tu Te vuelves una mentira al no hacer lo que predicas!- ClaudiaA surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans.- John Alejandro KingFacebook is one of the most widely read books in the world, yet you can’t find it in any library or bookshop. You cannot lend or borrow it. It’s not divided into chapters. The pages are not numbered. It has no beginning or end. It has no spine. It has no ISBN. A truly unique and wonderful book!- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguBefore women lie to God, they must explain in a logical way why they hate Judas.- Fn ShihepoSENSITIVE CONTENT WARNING: Failure to click may cause content to experience feelings of rejection and inadequacy.- John Alejandro King+256752079972 INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTER / REVENGE SPELL/ VOODOO SPELLS IN USA.TRUSTED WITCHCRAFT AND BLACK MAGIC SPELLS CASTERS powerful voodoo , voodoo DEATH SPELL /voodoo, REVENGE SPELLS CASTER IN U.S.A U.K, SWITZERLAND,AMERICA,ENGLAND, CANADA. INSTANT DEATH SPELLS TO KILL ENEMIES +256752079972- jajjazolaYou can create a lot of art if you have a little more energy than the average person and all the free time in the world.- Vincentas MargisCall me animal control, for the amount of strays I be catching- Saud Al ShaerHow do you mend the promises you break — stitching, gumming, welding, nailing, stapling?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you don't mind your business, who will mind it for you?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguThe thought of death carries no special terrors for me (just regular terrors).- John Alejandro KingIf you can’t mend a heart, don’t break one.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguIf you’re not catching fun, cast a new net.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguDo you need your legs to kick old habits?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguHatred and ignorance go hand in hand. ... Or at least they would, if ignorance knew how and hatred was a little more affectionate.- John Alejandro KingIf you’re not catching fun, cast a new net.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguJoe Biden and Kamala Harris are the first Jack and Jill in US history to go up the Capitol Hill to fetch a pail of power.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguSpinning Shadows, Echoing Screams: Weaving Nightmares into Beats and Dreams.- Lil SkullieWith every setting sun, remember that death is just the nightfall before the dawn of eternity.- Lil SkullieAll those people that I wanted to treasure as a jewel on my crown; turned out to be just glass pieces.- Sanji Paul ArvindDepending on the kind of man he is, he zips down when he sees a woman. Depending on the kind of woman she is, she zips up when she sees a man. Is that what Americans call zip code?- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguFriends are like websites. There are some you visit more than the others.- Nkwachukwu OgbuaguLa Mujer Es Infiel Por la falta de Amor ,seguridad,y atencion,El Hombre es infiel por el exceso De Atencion,Amor,y seguridad! Mientras Mas le das Menos te aprecia Quiere la que lo desprecia!- ClaudiaLa Mujer Es Infiel Por la falta de Amor ,seguridad,y atencion,El Hombre es infiel por el exceso De Atencion,Amor,y seguridad! Mientras Mas le das Menos te aprecia Quiere la que lo desprecia!- ClaudiaIf you think you are too younger to dream, the time you will be matured there will be no dreams for elders.- Fn ShihepoDeath is but a sleep ... plus you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom as frequently.- John Alejandro KingNo somos aire acondicionado,que no paran ..los seres Humanos necesitamos tambien Aburrimiento no hacer nada!- ClaudiaIf we're not being the change we would like to see in the world anytime the opportunity presents itself, then I'm not sure where the hell anybody thinks it's going to come from- LYGASEL Agradecemiento no es solo verbalizarlo ,es Retribuirlo!- ClaudiaIf you are afraid of your height I advice you to crawl, your safest way to get there.- Fn ShihepoGod Isn't In You; God is You. God Is The 'You' In You.- Swami PremodayaIf you happen to reach satisfaction and perfection please share your location- Mohamed aljalahmaI´m smarter than you look!- Mattias Walving-LundbergFailure to manage time..., is total failure to manage reason...!!- William SebunjeEnvejecer,es un orgullo,es como ir a una entrevista de trabajo con un buen Curriculum ..por tantas Experiencias aunque con menos colageno!- ClaudiaRegret nothing. Except that really stupid thing you did; regret that.- Marlow KovacsI don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I wear it on my thighs.- Marlow KovacsSoft skills make me hard.- John Alejandro KingDon't buy a gown before exams, let the outcomes determine.- Fn ShihepoCoincidence is that many people having sacred and pure names turn out to be utter evil...- Sanji Paul ArvindAt first I didn't think, I only used my mind.- Fn ShihepoEL amor a mis Hijos me demostro Que siempre hay fuerzas ,aunque a vecez creamos no poder seguir adelante..!- ClaudiaEL amor a mis Hijos me demostro Que siempre hay fuerzas ,aunque a vecez creamos no poder seguir adelante..!- ClaudiaEL amor a mis Hijos me demostro Que siempre hay fuerzas ,aunque a vecez creamos no poder seguir adelante..!- ClaudiaStepping on a poop is never too small. It's like a mine. If it's ok with 10 toes why loose one.- Karina HoloskoStepping on a poop is never too small. It's like a mine. If it's ok with 10 toes why loose one.- Karina HoloskoCheap labour costs a lot, I prefer expensive and lasts longer.- Fn ShihepoTo readers in India: HELP!!! I am being held captive as an IT development manager in Reston, Virginia! Please rescue me!!!- John Alejandro KingIf people don't buy food, sell them alcohol whilst they are having money.- Fn ShihepoSome girlfriends act like kids, if you beat, peace comes.- Fn ShihepoI am no longer laughing, I am just opening my mouth.- Fn ShihepoI always laugh, now i am looking like a joke.- Fn ShihepoInstead of yelling ‘Gooooooooal,’ shouldn't soccer announcers yell ‘Achieeeeeevement’?- John Alejandro KingAnyone who thinks man came out of the ocean should go back into the ocean, and live with the sharks.- Joe CervantesI don’t care what it says, I’m just happy knowing there’s an old saying.- John Alejandro KingWas ignorance *supposed* to know bounds???- John Alejandro KingThe art of saying "EH" 1.let the other person complete the whole story 2.Use only when other person is too sensitive and sure on the topic 3.Facial Expression must exhibit the same ridiculousness as the tone 4.total commitment to hurt feelings 5.To be extremely offensive,say it without opening lips- Shekhar BhatiAmoral decision-making, the complete loss of privacy, being surpassed in intelligence and rendered obsolete – this whole AI thing is starting to sound a lot like having kids.- John Alejandro KingI write two-three thousand words a day but a simple assignment takes me a year to complete.- Fn ShihepoI am not afraid of life, I am just afraid of coffin makers to become doctors and nurses.- Fn ShihepoLa Envidia es mas comun de lo Que creemos ,mucha gente te celebra tus triunfos mientras no sobrepasen lo de ellos!- ClaudiaJust because you choose to value something does not necessarily make it truly valuable, and just because you choose not to value something necessarily make it truly unvaluable.- SundareshYou can always find comfort in the thought that, light is always light only unto light never a light unto darkness, and darkness is always darkness unto darkness never a darkness unto light.- SundareshYour integrity is your brand, not your money or job title.- Sibel TerhaarSharing a bed with someone who constantly takes all the blankets and most of the bed space is frustrating but not as frustrating as having no one to share the bed with.- Eugene Jino MaumelaThe most intelligent people to have ever managed to change the world, have only been the ones dumb enough to try- LYGASI Hope whatever you’re doing makes you smile and happy. There’s no room for anything else.- Justin WinskiSooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – My mother- John Alejandro KingHabitos para ser Feliz: - Organiza tus finanzas y Ahorra .- minimiza tu vida - no te endeudes - Ora y medita -ten hobbies aprende algo- ayuda- ama tu familia.-organiza tu casa -ten metas-arreglate para ti -rie-haz un diario!- Claudia

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