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If you get insults and blames, Don't think about people just put your headphones on and dance it.....
For all intents and purposes, you can just say ‘for all intents,’ or ‘for all purposes.’..
“At times opinions are like inions. They are spelled similarly and are sometimes a pain in the..
B.I.B.L.E. MEANS: B = BASIC. I = INFORMATION. B = BEFORE. L = LEAVING. E = EARTH...
ETERNAL LIFE IS GOOD, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT AN ETERNAL HELL...
WRINKLES AND GREY HAIR ARE SYMBOLS OF LONG LIFE. JUST BE PROUD HAVING THEM BOTH...
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How sad that the memory cannot be killed. It alone destroys our lives. How painful it is to live..
A TRUE CIVIL ENGINEERING PROFESSOR KEEPS HIS LECTURE NOTES IN HIS BRAIN, NOT COPYING LECTURE NOTES F..
I grew up in the world of Mr Bean shooting light bulbs which means Good Night...
The time and and effort spent on quarreling with what end, obtuse or acute, the egg should be..
The following warning has to be placed on each Trojan horse : "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts"...
Mientras envejecemos Nos Volvemos mas Fuertes en lo Que antes eramos debiles y mas debiles en lo..
When my Grand-Sugar were younger and acting up I'd say you must be having,C.B.S. Crazy,Baby, S..
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IF YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT YOU THINK, YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT YOU DO...
Top 10 Funny Quotes
La apatia atrae mas Atencion que la Empatia!- Claudia
Hay cosas que no valen lo que Cuestan Y hay cosas que no cuestan lo Que valen.- Claudia
No camines de la mano con gente que tiene los pies sucios,por que te pueden ensuciar el camino hacia tu meta .- Claudia
LA vida Se toma como el buen Vino : DESPACITO ,CON medida y con Alegria!- Claudia
Las prioridades de cada persona son diferentes,pero para que una relacion funcione las prioridades de la pareja tienen Que ser similares sino no funcionara.- Claudia
Las prioridades de cada persona son diferentes,pero para que una relacion funcione las prioridades de la pareja tienen Que ser similares sino no funcionara.- Claudia
Las prioridades de cada persona son diferentes,pero para que una relacion funcione las prioridades de la pareja tienen Que ser similares sino no funcionara.- Claudia
"Roses are red, my eyes glow, how will anyone love you if you're a hoe?"- Jazmin Metcalf
The stomach is far better than the brain. At least it signals when empty - Vivek Sahney
Things I learned at work... If you start to walk into an empty elevator and it stinks really bad from someone's flatulence, don't get in, unless you want to try to convince the other passengers at the next stop that it wasn't you...- Arthur A Forman
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When I was a kid, my brother and I liked throwing rocks at each other. Pop was kneeling down working in the garden one day. My brother and I were throwing rocks over my pop while his head was down. My brother hurled a good one at me just as my pop stood up. I actually witnessed time stop that day...- Arthur A Forman
Things I learned at work... If you gotta go number two, and you wear things clipped to your belt, like keys or a radio or your phone, step away from the toilet before you pull your pants back up...- Arthur A Forman
Things I learned at work... Don't stand in front of a windowless door that opens toward you, while talking to someone with a cup of coffee in your hand... Or any other time for that matter...- Arthur A Forman
When I was a little boy I got a quarter from the tooth fairy every time I stuck a tooth under my pillow. I thought this was incredible!. Then I found my pop's dentures in the bathroom cabinet!... You know what I was thinking!... I was so disappointed...- Arthur A Forman
When I was six years old, I was running through the woods on a well worn path as fast as the wind... Nothing could stop me... But then, God placed a large spider web with a giant spider in the center right across my path... Proof positive... Little kids can have heart attacks!- Arthur A Forman
Don't be conceived by first impressions.- John Alejandro King
Each bite of the apple only increases the chances of finding the worm.- Anthony T Hincks
Money that is not at your hand ,can only be spent on expensive things.- Gift Jofilisi
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling.- John Alejandro King
Wish I had a flat head to perceive a round earth.- Plantseed Benjamin
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