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"When I was young, I would jump off of sheds and out of trees... Now I hurt myself getting out of..
People can grab anything.....,Until they grab issues...!!..
When you get blessed to be patient ....you get blessed to keep reasonable ..!!..
If we must aim at what is ours....soon we shall hurt others, hence destroy what is ours ....!!..
Do not forget to search for real time Relics ...and to define where those true relics reside...!!..
The reality is that any job under the sun involves getting paid for what you are able to accomplish..
Because of ignorance.......someone can humiliate his only brother....!!..
We got to write it in our minds that we're so temporary ., So everything we step out to do, we..
We got to write it in our minds that we're so temporary ......, So everything we step out to do, we..
The good thing which you don't know is....... you'rebetter than anythiking you're afool...!!..
Where patience is the solution .....everything should be treated by their Pace...!!..
We shall only be understood by those we equate in vulnerability .....!!..
I have got the value of keeping a good heart..... as it is the only tool towards keeping a good..
You either talk to them when you're down or when you're up....,Truth is there are those who will..
Consider looking into that person or company that might be stock full of the tools to fool and..
May the skulls of thy enemy always be deep enough to have been worthy bounty..
Consider standing in honor and transparency whether behind closed doors or if those doors are open..
Anyone else may tell you civilization has got no value, and I'm saying Just become civilized by..
Top 10 Funny Quotes
My observation is " If you're in need of something that will grow very fast without Stover's....Bear a child..., very quickly children can grow to catch up .. !!- William Sebunje
Assuming without asking, claiming without proving, concluding without knowing can reveal the true heart of a pretty false person.- Loren Weisman
Adulthood no be joke.- Linqwa
Opponent dey cry me dey jubilate,vice versa Deep innit - Linqwa
Hustle everyday, you got to pay bills- Linqwa
When we were young all we ever want to be is a pilot,doctor non of us want to be a plumber, Now life is showing us other side.- Linqwa
Dem been dey think my life will result Into nothing,dey throw me pepper show me pepper dem wan me fall like amusèpé(drunkard) linqwa- Linqwa
Do you wish to marry someone like yourself?with your character and personality- Linqwa
"Are you humble enough to state something as an opinion and educated enough to deliver a substantiated defense as well as sound reasoning why it should be considered to be a fact?"- Loren Weisman
LA musica es el Ruido mas agradable no solo al oido sino tambien al corazon!- Claudia
Inspirational + Funny Quotes ⇑
Inspirational Quotes
Others are into hunting for love......for us we're in the search for life partners we can do great thing with as we live...., the life well contributed to each other as we seek for the Lord to bless us together ....!! - William Sebunje
Where love can be faked.....how shall we contribute to each other to seek for a joint blessing from the Lord...!?? - William Sebunje
We shall not lack forever......, Iknow and Iknow we shall not.....As it rains rain.....It will rain in other spheres of our living....!! - William Sebunje
My commitment is always simple......, Prayer, work.....!! God has his own ways of blessing us...!! - William Sebunje
The fools of today have no appetite for tomorrow....!! - William Sebunje
Waiting to be told what to do, t once turned me a beggar, it made me stranded and it left me lost i a big forest i could not define....!! - William Sebunje
Waiting to be told what to do, t once turned me a beggar, it made me stranded and it left me lost in a big forest i could not define....!! On my own ican play guitar, ican sing, ican dig, can mechanic, ican author, ican fix, ican recreate, ican innovate and on my own....ican rebrand my aims....!! - William Sebunje
After we stop staggering by the commitment of things....we stop complaining by what come with things we commit too...!! Even nice bed-sheets require washing ...!!! - William Sebunje
Living is all about copping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock.. and some are islands in a lake .!! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock.. and some are islands in a lake .!! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock...!! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can aim to quit everything ...!!! some are disabled situations we shall not put right..., Some roads go side by side of the mountain...! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can aim to quit everything ...!!! some are disabled situations we shall not put right..., Some roads go far side by side of the Rock to reach Near...! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can aim to quit everything ..!!! some are disabled situations we shall not put right., Some roads go far side by side of the Rock to reach Near...! - William Sebunje
Once we learn of everything is possible ....we then learn to adjust by the flexibility of time....!! Lesson from Chameleon...!! - William Sebunje
Not all wounds are painful ....and indeed not all issues require legal action.....!! - William Sebunje
After we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learnt to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are subject to time than a crazy strategy....!! - William Sebunje
I was advising my friend not to attack me...reason being i shall fall by the side he expects me to fall by...., and Not so he may be left shattered....!! - William Sebunje
I’m not going to write that.. who even wrote this - LYGAS
All fools can not be born on the same day .....some are fools for the future....!! We can't be the same always.....!!! - William Sebunje
A true mentor and a true advisor doesn't backbite those he mentors and those he advises......!! - William Sebunje
I have one friend who has insisted to tell me i need money now the way i get is not the issue......, and for me i have always told him my interest is now to cross the bridge of turbulence once and for all ....then think of other option of life...!! Different minds mean different aims...!! - William Sebunje
Do not introduce drama on me Dear.....in that world i'm Classy Standard....I can tame wave to vibrate backward in regrets... !! - William Sebunje
Once the tools of a project are misused the project face challenges......., the same to the tools of Love...!! - William Sebunje
If that is what the Lord has said ......it will be and we shall not over run Godly Recommendations...!! - William Sebunje
We shall only keep fools in their own books....., to ours ...., we draw cartoons to reflect on we desire ...!! - William Sebunje
If you're to focus your eyes on people who are chasing something......soon you're likely to abandon everything and resort to them to the river side ....!! - William Sebunje
If you're to focus your eyes on people who are chasing something......soon you're likely to abandon everything and resort to chasing them to river side...yet you can not jump the river......!! - William Sebunje
How shall we survive the sun shines of this world and how shall we survive the rains of this world.....when we can not rocky ...and yet everything is about being those living rocks....!! - William Sebunje
How shall we survive the sun shines of this world and how shall we survive the rains of this world.....when we can not rocky ourselves ...and yet everything is about us being those true living rocks of time....!! - William Sebunje
Being relative is one ....and being understand is the other......!!! Not trees bear fruits but some are true trees of shade...!! - William Sebunje
Not all fools shall be born on the same day......, some are true fools for a mere evening.....!! - William Sebunje
If it can only scare my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run or even ignore .....the issue is if it can scare my future....!! - William Sebunje
Some are real goals of time we should not even try to forget.....!! - William Sebunje
Some times the most naive is the one at one to keep at peace....!! - William Sebunje
Everyone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!! - William Sebunje
Everyone has setup of time to achieve some personal goals......!!! - William Sebunje
Do not waste all the entire time hunting for money and forget to build a career....!! Life is more of a career we pursue than the money man can swindle.....!! - William Sebunje
I good customer is never moody....!!! - William Sebunje
Good stratrgy doesn't have to destroy our minds....,it should rather create a smile around us....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are smoking hate in big fumes.., the vibrate hate, speak hate and just scaring about everything ....!! - William Sebunje
Once again i say....and I insist that...finding yourself on top i means shaking the mango tree....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes those pushing us away are naive of the blessing the Lord has around them......it is why we need to learn to forgive....Ignorance is sometimes the class people enroll on...!! - William Sebunje
A Committed fellow and a Reliable Darling is a choice to be....!! - William Sebunje
If we can not hire talented former criminals who can then hire them, When it is only us blessed with the duty to hire anyone...!! - William Sebunje
Things shall improve because we can conclude on that fact one can naturally not be Employable, and sometimes one can only be employable for thinsg to be better.....!!! - William Sebunje
The faded , confused and poor face you see but educated ......all it needs is a true opportunity ....and then you will know people can be sooo beautiful and sooooo handsome.....!! Learn to ignore those naive about situation....!! - William Sebunje
Brains are able to predict by how far they can calculate.....!! - William Sebunje
Brains are able to predict by how far they can calculate....!! - William Sebunje
Where we can not be champions of progress......even energy becomes rare to have....!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness ..., because that is the password to your greatness and to your earnings......!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness ..., because that is the password to your greatness and your earnings....!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness .., because that is the password to your greatness and your earnings..!! - William Sebunje
Your uniqueness is key and you should master your own uniqueness .., because that is the password to your greatness and to your earnings..!! - William Sebunje
Before you engage in branding and paid walls engage in personal branding..., Life rotates around our personality...!! - William Sebunje
Before you engage in branding and painting walls engage in personal branding..., Life rotates around our personality...!! - William Sebunje
Do not train yourself to bark like a dog when a cheetah born to run crazy until you catch.....!! - William Sebunje
Do not train yourself to bark like a dog ......,when you're a cheetah born to run crazy far until you catch.....!! - William Sebunje
Do not train yourself to bark like a dog ......,when you're a cheetah born to run crazy far until you catch a meal.....,if you must...keep slender...!! - William Sebunje
If all cows were to have Horns.....Zero grazing would have been impossible....!! And if all brains were easily manageable.. Self employment would have been impossible....!! All are beauties to cling on...!! - William Sebunje
If we must all be well fit in someone's else enterprise .....Then world would lack new and diversity of enterprises....!! - William Sebunje
If we must all be well fit in someone's else enterprise .....Then the world would lack new and diversity of enterprises....!! - William Sebunje
Surprisingly money doesn't solve all the problems......., some problems subjecting them to money....it means giving people transport to go hurt themselves to death....!! - William Sebunje
The last time someone was trying to tell me God doesn't love me......, I requested the person we first discuss the topic of his stupidity...but before we went five minutes in the discussion , he lost his tempers he even wanted to fight...., we separated immediately... !!! - William Sebunje
The last time someone was trying to tell me God doesn't love me....., I requested the person we first discuss the topic of his stupidity...but before we went five minutes in the discussion , he lost his tempers he even wanted to fight..., we separated immediately... !!! - William Sebunje
Leo Jirani Yetu si shida zetu ........sisi ni shida Zetu na kaka.....!! Our neighbors are not our problems ...we're our own problems...and our brothers..!!! - William Sebunje
The other day i look would to see if there is someone who could connect me to something.....i saw there was non but everyone expected me to give them something instead our of nature and its design while harassing me.!! I gathered genuine interests in the things i can do be and focused on that...!! - William Sebunje
The current stage of life i want to avoid anybody who will not understand me ....., There is some broken bridge i have already crossed and there is no where i can pass to return and explain myself !! I'm sorry for any rare decisions you will see me taking ...!! - William Sebunje
My legal practices seem be updated , and my charisma is being updated.....i have reached room of no acceptance to any mishandling...!! - William Sebunje
Where i'm forced to stop traversing where i must traverse ......is not a place for me to live in for best of ideologies....!! - William Sebunje
Once the value of time has come for man to relocate mind.....it will flood both in his mind, in his house, at the gate, and on the way....!! The sign when the true of signs of change has life, even true friends become enemies for man to quit without return....!! - William Sebunje
Once the value of time is into relocating minds....., friends become enemies, the helped starts to feel he's the helper.....It rains everywhere including in the mans mind.., bedrooms .., gates become hard to enter and to get out ..!!! We're to read signs of time and its changes..!! - William Sebunje
Once the value of time is into relocating minds....., friends become enemies, the helped starts to feel he's the helper.....It rains everywhere including in the mans mind.., bedrooms .., gates become hard to enter and to get out ..!!! We're required to read signs of time and its meanings..!! - William Sebunje
Even when school was a tough place ...It taught me that everything is all about achieving a pass-mark ...!! Exams can Smash the most loved and blessed those most hated and never in love....!! - William Sebunje
Even when school was a tough place ...It taught me that everything is all about achieving a pass-mark ...!! Exams can Smash the most loved and bless the most hated and the never in love....!! - William Sebunje
When enemies become many and scarcity of items become the leading life style.....Vacancy become what we should create for someone else....! - William Sebunje
Once we fail to recognize the fact that we're extroverted thinkers....., we fail to safe guards our minds from negative thoughts ...!! Than end up affecting us...!! - William Sebunje
Once my thoughts start to become negative.....my counselor advised i should plan to quit immediately...or else i can author what can destroy humanity....!! - William Sebunje
Once the subject matter has become negative ...., we're required to sort it there and then or else resolve and relocated...!!! Good brains should should be helped to keep splashing that true life of goodness....!! - William Sebunje
As thinkers ..Once the subject matter has become negative ...., we're required to sort it out there and then or else resolve and relocated immediately ..!!! Good brains should should be helped to keep splashing that true life of goodness or else hurt everyone around....!! - William Sebunje
The men who were seen cleaning the river.....They poisoned water because they their cows to drink clean free from insects and in the end all the cows, fish, frogs, animals, humans that drunk the water died....!!" some times nature is has it better why it makes it be that way...!" - William Sebunje
The men who were seen cleaning the river.....They poisoned water because they their cows to drink clean free from insects and in the end all the cows, fish, frogs, animals, humans that drunk the water died....!!" some times nature has it better as to why it prepares it that way...!" - William Sebunje
I got to promise myself someday to ignore any situations that would lead me into negative battles ,..!! I can re-buy the bursens and plates , but i have no where to purchase my peace again once lost....!! - William Sebunje
I got to promise myself someday to ignore any situations that would lead me into negative battles ,..!! I can re-buy the bursens and plates , but i have no where to purchase my peace of mind once lost....!! - William Sebunje
The changes of time and changes of reasons for be so and so.....starts by changing the class of issues around us....!! Some are our own coolness we lose , but all because change has come for us to respond to it...!! - William Sebunje
Not all lakes house fish.......are some are lakes for crocodiles.....!! Not all days should be for us to expect the best...some days for mere planning our best ahead...!! - William Sebunje
Not all lakes house fish.......some are lakes for crocodiles....and some for hypoos .!! Not all days should be for us to expect the best...some days for mere planning our best ahead...!! - William Sebunje
Some are real direction of solutions that Lord is showing us to take ....it is why things become complicated elsewhere...!! - William Sebunje
Some are real direction of solutions the Lord is showing us to take ....it is why things become complicated elsewhere...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong place doesn't attract anything good ....we even form enemies with those meant to be on our side...!! We have a duty to read signs always...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong place doesn't attract anything good ....we even form enemies with those meant to be on our side...!! We have a duty to read signs always and interpret with resolutions ...!! - William Sebunje
In any situation train yourself never to be terminated by anyone......That will be the greatest negative impact of life you will create..!!! Learn to quit early and quit gently and you will live happy even in scarcity...!! - William Sebunje
The stress and effect are less on why we just left........, than the why we were chased away and terminated....!!! Gentle departure is always Godly and more peace rewarding...!! I once again say, Learn to quit on your own than to wait till being chased away ...!! - William Sebunje
Others doesn't know......for me i have been and i shall keep to be a hunter of peace =....!! Where peace can not prevail even life become miserly...!! - William Sebunje
There is a time when we must be good at measuring our natural weakness and how shall we get out strong of that confusing situation anyone else would harass on...!! - William Sebunje
There is a time when we must be good at measuring our natural weakness and how shall we get out strong of that confusing situation anyone else would harass on...!! Sometimes all we need is for our crops to flower sooooooo well to count it a blessing coming upon us....!! - William Sebunje
Every stage of life with its own tricks of by passing issues....., because every stage with its own challenges.....!! Ababy can find lots of what to eat in the mother when the mother is into thinking of what to eat today.....!! tricks tricks is all we have to be good at than to worry...!! - William Sebunje
Every stage of life with its own tricks of by passing issues....., because every stage with its own challenges.....!! A baby can find lots of what to eat in the mother's breast when the mother is into thinking of her own issues.....!! tricks tricks is all we have to be good at everyday ...!! - William Sebunje
When being tricky is all we can be good at....we have to ensure we're the best tricky/...!! - William Sebunje
Life rotates around the things we do with ease......., The things we do with ease are things others pay for lovely and quickly...!! - William Sebunje
Once a government sponsored student failed to understand that ins private sponsorship everything is all about tick the most essential as you ignore the exciting...!! - William Sebunje
Once a government sponsored student failed to understand that in private sponsorship everything is all about tick the most essential as you ignore the exciting...!! - William Sebunje
Once a former employee failed to understand that the life of an entrepreneurs is on think and act mode.....and yet in employments everything is think and suggest to seniors....!! - William Sebunje
Why invest our money and time and yet we're ashamed to be seen doing it...!!!? We shall not cross the river if we can not push our vehicle ...!! - William Sebunje
If it is collective effort please never step out to spend money alone....put it in that pool of basket....!! Don't come to tell us how you bought 1000 candles......when the plan is to hire a generator to cater for both music and light....!!! - William Sebunje
If it is collective effort please never step out to spend money alone....put it in that pool of a basket....!! Please...Don't come to tell us how you bought 1000 candles......when the plan is to hire a generator to cater for both music and light....!!! - William Sebunje
If it is collective effort please never step out to spend money alone....put it in that pool of a basket..!! Please...Don't come to tell us how you bought 1000 candles....when the plan is to hire a generator to cater for both music and light....!!! - William Sebunje
Once a Carpenter realizes that he could be born to produce 10000 chairs....., it becomes easy to keep innovating no matter how hard it becomes .....This is how we should keep motivated...!! - William Sebunje
Try to imagine when you're born to create 100000 Chairs as Carpenter for the world.....and yet you have just made 200, but complaining how hard things are .....!!! What would happen ?? - William Sebunje
Try to imagine you're born to create 100000 Chairs as a Carpenter for the world.....,and you have just made 200... would God make you feel at home when he needs you to work...!!? I think some are forces of nature pushing us to work more than we can see everything as hard...!! - William Sebunje
The base is always wider.....there is a stage we shall chase many subjects, many goals , many languages, many interests, many careers titles and a stage to stick to the only Ideal.....!!! Which stage are you....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes we have to learn to keep pour tough minds somewhere......, Because you carry tough minds...we get to realise everything is just basic....this alone can become an issue to add in...!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes we have to learn to keep our tough minds somewhere......, as we carry tough minds there ...,we get to realize everything is just basic....this alone can become an issue to add in...!! Give the grader tough road works dear...!! - William Sebunje
Do not fail to be creative... , when situations are calling for maximum creativity...!! - William Sebunje
One should find a stage when he would rather show up late....., than stupid....!! - William Sebunje
Those who understands our resilience, our creativity, our determinations, our intellect, our aim.....shall never doubt our friendship even in times of total disappearance ...!! - William Sebunje
Where hope is shattered ..., charisma become a nightmare...!! - William Sebunje
Don't be lured by the excitements of friends to attach a wrong enemy......, the impact is yours to register..!! - William Sebunje
Where possible stay creative, stay thoughtful, stay courageous , find some aims and stick to them, stay reasonable, surrender where you should to keep the road open , and ensure to invest in your imaginary of good things...!! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy.....Do not and do not ....!! - William Sebunje
If all kingdoms must be united to be rules by one......, there shall be too much noise...., divide teams by their function.. !! - William Sebunje
There are those the day you resolve to promote them....you we develop issues and become enemies there and then......!!! This is how things happen in the law of optimum rewards..!!! - William Sebunje
There are those the day we resolve to promote them.... we develop issues and become enemies there and then......!!! This is how things happen with the law of optimum allocations..!!! - William Sebunje
DO not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy Dear.....!!! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy Dear.....!!! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to attack a wrong enemy Dear! - William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to deny your only desired love a chance....!! - William Sebunje
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with A mans integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with a man's integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with a man's integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
We all have to define the key to our greatness...to some it is good school grades, maximum creativity, excessive energy , outstanding beauty and attraction , command of language ......,quick mind and to some everything is about our background to be born connected....!! - William Sebunje
We all have to define the key to our greatness...to some it is good school grades, maximum creativity, excessive energy , outstanding beauty and attraction , command of language ...,quick mind and to some everything is about our background to be born connected..!! We can tap it the same...!!! - William Sebunje
The logic is simple...... run around and then settle...... but do not settle and then run around.....!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ....as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars...!! There is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best of our being...!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ....as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth.! truly There is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best of us..!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ...as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth..! truly there is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best of us..!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ...as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth..! truly there is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best..!! - William Sebunje
Before we settle for the most upright we have to try out this and that, we have to do this and that ...as kids we even have to try eating everything including caterpillars..,it is why we must uproot some teeth..! truly there is no harm in lose ...as long as we aim to locate the best..!! - William Sebunje
When get to know we're in wrong battles we shall never end....once we staring turn our brothers and sisters into typical enemies...!! It means issues have a reached our bedroom..!! - William Sebunje
Opening battles with relatives....it mean opening battles we shall never end..., we shall never negotiate, and the most bloody battles as everything is about bloodline...!!"avoid those battles always...!! - William Sebunje
We either have to get out of our beds to catch up with our negatives or our positive thinking about everything...!!"Choice of thoughts is the issue.."! - William Sebunje
Negative interpretations of others can never leave us progressive...!!Some Are wrong complaints and some are wrong assumptions about everything..!! - William Sebunje
Once we get to understand the magic in which rain is formed .....we get to learn about the magic of opportunities...!! - William Sebunje
There is no value is waking up to catch up with our all negatives.....!! - William Sebunje
There is no value is waking up to catch up with all all negatives thoughts .....!! Change the style you walk, you eat, you sleep, you dress and you will realize change in thoughts ...!! - William Sebunje
The greatness of our thoughts are the plans we lay and aim at....!! - William Sebunje
Separation isn't a bad idea as long as we separate for the better of ourselves ......Sometimes it is the will of God at play...!! - William Sebunje
Separation isn't a bad idea as long as we separate for the better of ourselves ......Sometimes it is the will of God at play...!! - William Sebunje
Nature shall force us shift or stagnate where it needs us....., Sometimes everything have to be that so as we become ourtrue selves...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong thoughts can never give us better plans, and wrong plans have no value to even the owner...!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes the magic of love i all about having shared vision, share solutions , shared life ambitions...... Everything wont work out of mere magic...!! - William Sebunje
I once saw some fight to take up my jobs.....I left him take... What he didn't know was that it needed philosophy and excessive motivation....he entered with socialism , which failed to work....!!! Should we forgive them......!?? - William Sebunje
Not all levels of goodness is defined by the village...., some are goodness of our own imaginations....!!!Do not fail to imagine right ...!! - William Sebunje
Where we can not love ourselves....we can not aim.....!! - William Sebunje
Pretty shall not only be of other.....some are are our days to be pretty loving ......!! - William Sebunje
Pretty shall not only be of other.....some are are our days to be pretty loving ......!! - William Sebunje
When radicalism has become a brother to rationality ...., plenty of good decisions become our library...!! - William Sebunje
When radicalism has become a brother to rationality ...., plenty decisions is all we make everyday...!! - William Sebunje
There are those who have only tasted our Radicalism....., all they don't know is We're plenty and plenty Loving ...!!! - William Sebunje
The good will around my name...has always inspired me to keep willing and to live a willing life...!! - William Sebunje
A day come when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! It either leaves us ...or we carry it everywhere...!! - William Sebunje
A day arrives when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! It either leaves us ...or we carry it everywhere...!! - William Sebunje
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!! - William Sebunje
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!! - William Sebunje
When we keep close to our own minds....everything keep interesting.....!!! - William Sebunje
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God will.....,When everything has been because of God's will ..!!! - William Sebunje
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God's will.....,When everything has been because of God's will ..!!!? - William Sebunje
Every Man is supreme by nature....., supremacy is destroyed by the allusion of his wrong commitments...!! - William Sebunje
Every Man is supreme by nature.... , as long as there no illusion of wrong commitments ...!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts ......, it means the whole world can be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts ......, it means the whole world shall be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts.., it means the whole world shall be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
An idle mind is the most busy mind by the direction of its wrong thoughts ....!! - William Sebunje
I met people who decide and never mean what they decide......., The blamed me for implementing all the decisions...., one said take things easy..., I left the they complained as to why i left them to stagnate...!!!! - William Sebunje
I met people who decide and never mean what they decide......., They blamed me for implementing all the decisions...., one said take things easy..., I left ...then they complained as to why i left them to stagnate...!!!! - William Sebunje
I met people who decide and never mean what they decide......., They blamed me for implementing all the decisions...., one said take things easy..., I left ...then they complained as to why i left them to stagnate...!!!! - William Sebunje
Do not wear your nice ties at the dancing square ……, drunkards will pull you to dance like a goat late in the evenings …!! - William Sebunje
I find pride in being the solution and sources of resolutions others have around..!! - William Sebunje
We may not be sooo loving....., but as long as we remain the source of solutions.....!! - William Sebunje
The one who brought us headsets did something good......, You can be there listening to your nice things....sited next to someone thinking badly whole day....!! - William Sebunje
When things are to work....it rains only after our arrival.....!! - William Sebunje
The rhythms we listen too end up becoming a life style we live...!! Some are rythmms of love, of reason, of decisions, of courage and some are rhythms of hope...!! - William Sebunje
The rhythms we listen too end up becoming a life style we live...!! Some are rhythms of love, of reason, of decisions, of courage and some are rhythms of hope...!! - William Sebunje
A Little praise of the lord and Little sharing can earn someone a blessing...!! - William Sebunje
We're sometimes determined to introduce them to our emotions...., yet all they need is our vision...!! - William Sebunje
Prayer was not invented by fools......, ignore it at your own risk..!! - William Sebunje
Where all the big wallets are only at war....it becomes everyone's duty to engage in some sort of a prayer for gates not to be blocked ...., You think those guys care....!!! - William Sebunje
You must learn to tame even when there is no one who can tame you...!! - William Sebunje
The genuine love i have not for not seen.., i have not felt ..is the kind of love i shall not merely fake....!! - William Sebunje
The genuine love i have not not seen.. and i have not felt ..is the kind of love i shall not merely fake to house....!! - William Sebunje
The thoughts of time...should be good to improve us in that time...!! - William Sebunje
Not all waves are bad waves...., some brings fish clover to the sores of the lake...!! - William Sebunje
Wrong imaginations can never replace a simple good thought and that simple plan...!! - William Sebunje
Your own rules of time.....is the reasoning you have now...!! - William Sebunje
The flexibility of our minds...., is the life we live and the careers we pursue...!! - William Sebunje
Living is a strategy....i would feel scared for someone to tell me good life is in being soft for everything....!! Good life is in the ability to maneuver....!!! - William Sebunje
Once we master our purpose....,many roads become clear...!! - William Sebunje
If we can feed our minds by what we want ti feed our stomachs.... I think both the foot and vision can be aligned..!! - William Sebunje
When we choose to keep shining ....we live to shine....it is one choosing the right choices is left to us as individuals...!! - William Sebunje
"To err is human, to forgive divine, yet we struggle to forgive ourselves." - James Ng\'uni
Consider that when you state only what you can prove and differentiate your opinions from facts, it allows you to stand on a stronger foundation over those stating whatever they want with no care for the truth. - Loren Weisman
Consider posting content that plants authentic seeds for an enduring harvest instead of posting empty hype that lasts only for a moment. - Loren Weisman
In the end, since it has become easier than ever to make anything popular and appear to be more than it truly is, the time you take to prove and research that popularity may help you avoid mistakes and missteps while keeping you from being fooled by the fools. - Loren Weisman
Consider the perceptions, views and assumptions of your message instead of only sharing in a linear way to force your brand and marketing with only your intention. - Loren Weisman
We shall not aim to achieve the similarity....it is why some have to focus on intellectual property, focus on Their creative potentials ,focus to Buy and manage natural resources and some must focus to achieve career promotions...!! - William Sebunje
If a country can have a big defense budget why should an individual live a life of no self defense....!??Truly , We have got to take up the Term personal defense for us to live sure...or else then soon we shall not shield the mountain running stones !! - William Sebunje
If the biggest budget of government is in security....., why should one live to ignore the term self defense...!!1 - William Sebunje
Sending letters to the right audience means no response....., think of how you can change the ideas around everything..!! - William Sebunje
The goats we're born to eat shall not be born after our death.....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes everything is not all about the hard-work....but about the blessing at hand..!! - William Sebunje
Not all minds can communicate it....it is why we need to learn to respect gestures...!! - William Sebunje
We shall not all imgine the same shape of goodness...!! - William Sebunje
We shall not all imagine the same shape of goodness...!! - William Sebunje
Wetter than other water. - Peter Colman
Wetter than other waters. - Peter Colman
May we see better tomorrow than whatever we did today… - LYGAS
"To truly see, learn to close your eyes; to truly feel, learn to numb the senses." - James Ng\'uni
"Love is the paradox of feeling both complete and yet forever longing." - James Ng\'uni
"Love is the art of finding oneself in another, while remaining true to one's own essence." - James Ng\'uni
Do not fall down completely....a;ways ensure to raise up and never to fall by that style.....unless if there is someone to pick you down ...!! - William Sebunje
Do not fall completely....,always ensure to raise up and never to fall by that style.....unless if there is someone to help you raise up always ...!!"Raise up, Raise up, Raise up strong today my friend...!! - William Sebunje
Battles of progress shall not be battles of kingdoms and nation...., but also battles of man...!! wake up in style to do something better ...!! - William Sebunje
Battles of progress shall not only be battles of kingdoms and nations...., but also battles of man...!! wake up in style to do something better ...!! - William Sebunje
Failure to open up to each others has created many many enemies ...than real enemies aim at each other...!! - William Sebunje
Shape of time with its shape of ideas....!! - William Sebunje
Shape of time with its shape of ideas....!! - William Sebunje
Rigidity is never an idea...., rigidity is sometimes illness...!! - William Sebunje
Each Shape of time with its shape of ideas....!! - William Sebunje
We are the only tools we find everyday ....!! - William Sebunje
We are the only tools we find everyday ....!! - William Sebunje
Where the two can not open up to each other and genuinely communicate to each other.. is the master course of all misunderstandings...!! - William Sebunje
Diversity of a mans mind...is equal to diversity of his aims and that of his challenges...!! - William Sebunje
Not even an evening nor a morning can be reversed by man......It is why nobody should treat you as a criminal by those two items...!! - William Sebunje
Two ladies went out the same day.....however one appeared ugly and other other too beautiful...in the end one went to join the world career makers and other other went to join the world of home makers ....in the end all were happy...!! Our design mean different callings..!! - William Sebunje
If what scares a man is the same scaring a woman....such is a deadly thing we should avoid...!! - William Sebunje
Resolve to build capacity than to blame for lack of capacity...!! - William Sebunje
The ideal is to build capacity than to blame for lack of capacity...!! - William Sebunje
If the thoughts of today can not improve us...or even improve someone else...why do we have to pile them in lump-sum...!!?? - William Sebunje
We shall not aim higher...unless we hold a strong vision ...!! - William Sebunje
It can never be a big issue...if we can be left to go bear footed ..even when we're the one at most wrong.....!! - William Sebunje
It can never be a big issue...if we can be left to go bear footed...even at most wrong side..!! - William Sebunje
What weakens our courage ...should strength our trust in the Lord..!! - William Sebunje
What weakens our courage ...should strength our trust in the Lord..!! - William Sebunje
What weakens our courage ...should strength our trust in the Lord..!! - William Sebunje
Do not shut all openings on your home...., to be happy, one needs to spend more time outside than inside...!! - William Sebunje
Do not shut up everywhere..., to be happy, one needs to spend more time outside than inside...!! - William Sebunje
There are promising days ....define those days in a week ... and always ensure to trust their communication !! - William Sebunje
Knowing is a burden, not knowing makes you a burden… - LYGAS
Because.. what more reason would you need other than this. It happened because… - LYGAS
Strange how people associate ideas with principles. For example the fact that everything happens for a reason doesn’t imply significance, relevance or predetermined outcomes nor is it a matter of belief. This is because it’s a principle of physics, we learn very early on about cause & effect. - LYGAS
Things become tricky.....when people are travelling in a tax....but then wish to arrive in the Bus....!!! - William Sebunje
"Never attempt to do anything you can't do alone. If it takes two people, don't bother; since the majority of people are flakes." - James Ng\'uni
"Some people are truly evil, no excuses, simple as that. Don't try to understand them, don't try to find the good inside them, there is none." - James Ng\'uni
The only thing I understand about the political system, is that the ones we have in place are not working…. - LYGAS
N'bin papia ku nha kabesa,n'bin sukuta nha kurpu,n'bin barsa nha kabesa,n'bin pirsibi nha spiritu, n'bin komunika ku nha alma,n'bin koneta ku natureza - SANE
Are they only addressing your symptoms or are they working with you to find cure. And, do they have the knowledge and ability to assist you in the healing with a plan for the long run? - Loren Weisman
Your own motivation is your own subject of mastery of secrets how you do it...., You ignore it ...you dump yourself to the waste...!! - William Sebunje
The hills you can not climb , those hill you have go not aim to climb....why spend your entire thinking about them...!! Why give special occasion to wrong intensions..!! - William Sebunje
Where reason wins.....Love become confusing discipline ...!! - William Sebunje
Every time i find myself alone.... I count it as blessing given to me to cross the weak bridge i can not cross with the many...!! - William Sebunje
When iwas growing i got learn that every problem has a master of solving...., some are solved by ignoring !! - William Sebunje
When i was growing i got to learn that every problem has a master of its solving...., some are solved by ignoring so as others can solve.. !! - William Sebunje
Felling good is nolonger an option ....., but a mandatory point of sustainability we all must aim to own...!! - William Sebunje
When all our aims are so real....., all our strategies focus on overcoming the obstacle...!! - William Sebunje
We shall only get lost in the imaginary of others....., but never in our own imaginaries... "good imaginations shape everything..!! - William Sebunje
Good choice is yours and bad choice isn't mine but yours too...., Ensure to map your choices always..!! - William Sebunje
Every mind with its point of obsession ...., and everyone of us is crazy somewhere....!! - William Sebunje
Good intention don't just go like that....!! - William Sebunje
Wrong judgment many times it hunts only the judge as it spared the judged ....!! - William Sebunje
If you can’t find true love, just force yourself to believe it does not exist, except in love stories. - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Most people suck & we’re all one of them… - LYGAS
I believe that the idea of “finding” nothing is a paradox. The moment we were to attempt to assign nothing such a title immediately contradicts the very concept. It’s in the title “no thing” - LYGAS
All the forces of time can only be interpreted by the one at lose....!! - William Sebunje
All the forces of time can only be interpreted by the one at lose....!! - William Sebunje
Once we recognize disability of others....., we recognize our limitations...!! - William Sebunje
Moments can easily be smeared ..., as long as we pick good memories ...!! - William Sebunje
One of the top duty at hand is to come out of everything successful and Glorious ...!! - William Sebunje
"Wise sufferers, fools enjoy, sometimes I think fools are the wise for the fact that we’re all going to die." - James Ng\'uni
"The wise man knew he was dying the fool died not knowing he died." - James Ng\'uni
We be sooo knowledgeable about the project ....,however many times everything is about managing people than we can focus on a project at hand...!! - William Sebunje
Many times everything is about managing people than we can focus on a project at hand...!! - William Sebunje
We can only be good because we have trust in our potentials'....!! - William Sebunje
"The more we know, the less we understand; the wisdom of ignorance and the ignorance of wisdom." - James Ng\'uni
"Life is a puzzle that can't be solved, yet it's a solution that can't be puzzled; the mystery of clarity and the clarity of mystery." - James Ng\'uni
Consider being more of a prudent detective when it comes to the statements and content online that is shared with you online. - Loren Weisman
If the more we grow the.. more we can not pray ....., the more we shall walk lost....!! We shall not keep innocent forever...even when thats all we practice , we shall be invited to explain ...!! - William Sebunje
There is no problem God can not solve....! - William Sebunje
Once my eyes went into global...i stopped seeing small insects as a problem ...!! - William Sebunje
Consider providing an emailing frequency option when it comes to signing up for your mailing list can help to grow and sustain your mailing lists. - Loren Weisman
We shall not be wrong to aim high in faith....!!! - William Sebunje
Consider choosing the “here is how” over the “I know you can” types. Consider connecting with those that have the authority and ability to show, educate, and help you create what you want, instead of those that only focus on vague directions, hearsay instructions, empty motivation and scripted hype. - Loren Weisman
We shall live to find a point of reference........, it is why things have to happen that way...!! - William Sebunje
Football teaches us of the fact that ....not all goals can easily be scored....!! trick , trick, chasing, and running next to the goal is all we have to do with optimism...!! - William Sebunje
"Not all rules are designed for us to respect....., some are just life reminders about our mandate as humans...!!" - William Sebunje
There is no way we shall clime to be of value ...by destroy everything in the environment...!! - William Sebunje
There is no way we shall clime to be of value to destroy the environment...!! - William Sebunje
Try to imagine a world without flowers , a world without Animals, a world without fish , a world without crops....aand world without nature...what can world be...!!!? Preserve to the environment to preserve the world...!! - William Sebunje
If you can " Argue with yourself for just one week.....and all your thinking will run to seeking for God's will. And better ways of living...!! - William Sebunje
Try to Argue with yourself for just one week.....and all your thinking will run to seeking for God's will and improving everything...!! - William Sebunje
We shall not understand anything if all we do well is to argue with others before we self argue and self counsel....!! - William Sebunje
When great is not the factor we keep in our memory...., we complain..!! - William Sebunje
The decline of man should be outsmarted by the plan for his new rise..., we shouldn't conclude on our decline , some are mere corner of change on results......!! - William Sebunje
The decline of man should be outsmarted by the plan for his new rise..., we shouldn't conclude on our decline , some are mere corner of change on results......!! - William Sebunje
Difficulty fosters resilience, deepens understanding, and catalyzes growth. - Dr. Will Jenkins Sr
Do your morals, honor, and ethics only come across in your words? Or do they also show up in your works, your actions and your deeds? - Loren Weisman
Lets support each other skip the issue unnoticed ....., and we shall keep great ...!! - William Sebunje
Lets support each other skip the issue unnoticed .., and we shall keep great .!! - William Sebunje
It is true sometimes we have to punch our way out....., but that doesn't mean to destroy the entry...." We may get limited on exit ...!! - William Sebunje
Some challenges are solved in absentia of usual thinking....!! - William Sebunje
Some issues are solved in absentia of usual methods....!! - William Sebunje
Instead of claiming to be the answer, consider stating that you may be an answer. - Loren Weisman
"If you ever find yourself in love with two individuals at the same time, go for the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second one." - James Ng\'uni
Is it for a private diary or is it for public distribution? Take the time and apply your patience, discernment and wisdom before posting anything. What might seem right in the moment, could end up be very wrong in the long run. Pause before you post. - Loren Weisman
Doctors may not be gods, but their hands perform miracles every day. Happy National Doctors' Day! - Srinivas Mishra
All you need is not someone who will question you for taking long to achieve this and that ....., but someone who will wonder in appreciation of how you did it to achieve everything others call nothing.....!!" - William Sebunje
Just because you have not been questioned, caught, or fined for it yet, does not mean that what you are doing is acceptable or ethical or legal. - Loren Weisman
If your aim is to continue....., set a speed you can best arrive with to the finishing line on time .....Than aiming to outcompete everybody ...then get completely tired before the arrival ...!! - William Sebunje
The possibility of getting on top is there......,but is it the direction we're driving towards...!!? - William Sebunje
We got to continue to count our chances ...., my chances to may not the same as theirs....!! - William Sebunje
Watch out for the 1x expert. They had 1 successful experience… but now claim to have the expertise, answers and ability to help everyone else become successful. This can be a dangerous path to go down and a dangerous person to work with. While their intentions might be true, their experience and e - Loren Weisman
Finding the alternatives is better than fighting for the limited resource....!! - William Sebunje
We all have a duty to think like we want to think....!! - William Sebunje
It is important to define your seriousness to deliver by how serious others are to receive....If not, then your delivery will be abused..!! - William Sebunje
If doors don’t open, close a few. - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Every intelligent and every clever person has an attitude....., because it requires some level of an attitude to achieve sustainable intellect..!! it be washed away...!!" - William Sebunje
Every intelligent and every clever person has an attitude....., because it requires some level of an attitude to achieve sustainable intellect..!! - William Sebunje
Differentiate your opinions from facts. Honor your audience with messaging that clearly defines when you are sharing truth and when you are sharing an opinion. - Loren Weisman
Premature promotion and distribution before professional protection and organization can lead to loss of control, ownership and profits. Create the sound foundation before you start building the floors above it. - Loren Weisman
Sometimes, getting thrown under the bus is safer than riding in it. - John Alejandro King
If we can not allow ourself to struggle to climb the hill...., how shall we find ourselves on the top of the mountains....!?!? - William Sebunje
If we can not allow ourself to struggle to climb the hill...., how shall we find ourselves on the top of the mountains....!?!? - William Sebunje
If we can not allow ourselves to struggle to climb the hill...., how shall we find ourselves on the top of the mountains....!?!? - William Sebunje
They called on me to tell me they have abig issue....... , on my arrival ijust asked my brother to say Sorry ....He said sorry and we walked away...!! - William Sebunje
Is it still applicable to allow someone punch you one side and then turn the other side for him to punch.....!? - William Sebunje
We have got to create value around our own time.....for us to live satisfied with everything by their confusion..!! - William Sebunje
I do not disconnect because I disagree with someone on something, some view or some opinion. If I disconnect, it is because of how they chose to disagree. - Loren Weisman
Embrace your fears, and then stab them. - Mario González
Expect more than just the studies have shown marketing claims. Dig deeper to see if there is any true validity and authority… or if it is just another hype claim. - Loren Weisman
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Keep an eye out for the healpreneurs that may have healed themselves, but perhaps are not ready, equipped or experienced enough to help others heal; much less charge for it. - Loren Weisman
In humility, subjectivity and in the ability to see a series of elements from a distance; it may help you to focus your messaging in order to create a much stronger of an impact. - Loren Weisman
If everything for us is soo hard.....for whom shall it be easy....!?? " Think this is the normality of time we only need to learn , reflect and re-innovate ..!! - William Sebunje
If everything for us is soooooo hard...for whom shall it be easy..!?? " Think this is the normality of time we only need to learn , reflect and re-innovate ..!! - William Sebunje
If everything for us is soooooo hard...for whom shall it be easy..!?? " I think this is the normality of time we only need to learn , reflect and re-innovate ..!! - William Sebunje
Everyone with his own thesis of ignorance...!! Somewhere we all lack self awareness...!! - William Sebunje
Even though you are not required to, consider holding yourself accountable for what you say online and on social media. - Loren Weisman
"Are you humble enough to state something as an opinion and educated enough to deliver a substantiated defense as well as sound reasoning why it should be considered to be a fact?" - Loren Weisman
Do you wish to marry someone like yourself?with your character and personality - Linqwa
Dem been dey think my life will result Into nothing,dey throw me pepper show me pepper dem wan me fall like amusèpé(drunkard) linqwa - Linqwa
When we were young all we ever want to be is a pilot,doctor non of us want to be a plumber, Now life is showing us other side. - Linqwa
Hustle everyday, you got to pay bills - Linqwa
Opponent dey cry me dey jubilate,vice versa Deep innit - Linqwa
Assuming without asking, claiming without proving, concluding without knowing can reveal the true heart of a pretty false person. - Loren Weisman
My observation is " If you're in need of something that will grow very fast without Stover's....Bear a child..., very quickly children can grow to catch up .. !! - William Sebunje
Anyone else may tell you civilization has got no value, and I'm saying Just become civilized by yourself and you will see value..!! - William Sebunje
Consider standing in honor and transparency whether behind closed doors or if those doors are open to the world at large. - Loren Weisman
May the skulls of thy enemy always be deep enough to have been worthy bounty - LYGAS
Consider looking into that person or company that might be stock full of the tools to fool and pitch themselves in a way that is far from the truth. - Loren Weisman
You either talk to them when you're down or when you're up....,Truth is there are those who will never understand you....!! Just calm down..!! - William Sebunje
We should all learn that, the more we become qualified the more our challenges become unique....,but because some are challenges of a balanced career growth, challenges of connectivity, and some are challenges of a strategy to stay on top of the game..!! - William Sebunje
I have got the value of keeping a good heart..... as it is the only tool towards keeping a good mind...!! - William Sebunje
We shall only be understood by those we equate in vulnerability .....!! - William Sebunje
Where patience is the solution .....everything should be treated by their Pace...!! - William Sebunje
The good thing which you don't know is....... you'rebetter than anythiking you're afool...!! - William Sebunje
We got to write it in our minds that we're so temporary ......, So everything we step out to do, we should do it so well...!! - William Sebunje
We got to write it in our minds that we're so temporary ., So everything we step out to do, we should do it so well...!! - William Sebunje
Because of ignorance.......someone can humiliate his only brother....!! - William Sebunje
The reality is that any job under the sun involves getting paid for what you are able to accomplish with your body… - LYGAS
Do not forget to search for real time Relics ...and to define where those true relics reside...!! - William Sebunje
If we must aim at what is ours....soon we shall hurt others, hence destroy what is ours ....!! - William Sebunje
When you get blessed to be patient ....you get blessed to keep reasonable ..!! - William Sebunje
People can grab anything.....,Until they grab issues...!! - William Sebunje
Where you're not meant to be everything will not add up....., you show up smart, they will say here we don't allow shoes, we don't want bags..., They say here we only need 1MB of email , that means your good reports of 5mbs are wasted...!! - William Sebunje
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It is important to note.....Either earn all by the educated mind......or i must earn it all ...by the non educated mind.....!!! This how we shall learn to position ourselves in the world...!! - William Sebunje
Living is all about coping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!! Some are disable legs and indeed some are disabled situations we shall not put right...:some roads go side by side of the big rock...!! - William Sebunje
Why should you go shining when you know it is only the dirty one to cross.....!!? - William Sebunje
School has taught me that to move to the step of goodness.....some challenging situations, some challenging brain work is mandatory ....it is why i see what others call issues as numbers to compute on the most applicable formula..!! - William Sebunje
After we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learnt to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are a subject to time than a crazy strategy....!! - William Sebunje
We shall only keep fools in their books....., but to ours ...., even drawing cartoons it means reflecting on future ...!! - William Sebunje
If it can only my day ..i shall find a strategy to over run .....the issue is if it can scare my future....!! - William Sebunje
Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are smoking hate in big fumes.., they vibrate hate, speak hate and just scaring about everything ....!! - William Sebunje
You know, I’d be more apathetic about the incongruity of the effects of entropy, if the passage of time weren’t so lethargic…. - LYGAS
The world is made of many villages where we can succeed and many villages where we can fail flat......!! Duty should be on search for that Ideal progress ...!! - William Sebunje
Every stage of life with its own tricks of by passing issues....., because every stage with its own challenges.....!! Ababy can find lots of what to eat in the mother when the mother is into thinking of what to eat today.....!! tricks tricks is all we have to be good at...!! - William Sebunje
The stupidest people often tend to be the smartest people in the room - LYGAS
Do you need your legs to kick old habits? - Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Where possible we must stay creative, stay thoughtful, stay courageous , find some aims and stick to them, stay reasonable, surrender where you should to keep the road open , and ensure to invest in the imaginary of good things...!! - William Sebunje
If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth. - John Alejandro King
Scarcity of Rain, Scarcity of sun shine, Scarcity of Plants, Scarcity of wind, Scarcity of profitable days and nights ....Have nothing to do with a man's integrity...!!! - William Sebunje
A day come when all we have to deal with is to outsmart our own ignorance.....!! We cant stay that for life Dear...!! - William Sebunje
If we can all learn the art of resolving our own conflicts.., it means the whole world shall be conflict free...!!! - William Sebunje
Talk to them is thats all you can do so well....!! - William Sebunje
We shall not keep looking classy...when all our aims are on chasing the opposite ...!! - William Sebunje
When I was a young girl my late Uncle Henry Lee, used to say you don't believe fat meat is greasy do you? and I answered no, because my young ears heard you don't believe fat measy is greasy, and since my Mother told me that Santa wasn't real why I believe the measy greasy thing??? - Loven Carter
When I was a young girl my late Uncle Henry Lee, used to say you don't believe fat meat is greasy do you? and I answered no, because my young ears heard you don't believe fat measy is greasy, and since my Mother told me that Santa wasn't real why I believe the measy greasy thing??? - Loven Carter
Stress shall not disappear in pretense....., but in planning the what next...!! - William Sebunje
"True love is selfless, yet it requires the deepest sense of self-awareness." - James Ng\'uni
Consider taking the time to search out the facts instead of quickly settling for the fiction when it comes to the claims that are being shared with you. - Loren Weisman
Where necessary define your own character......,but because character is a life style ...!! - William Sebunje
“Every person’s story has value – whether whispered softly or shouted loudly – as each narrative adds depth to humanity’s collective tale.” - James Ng\'uni
When we focus on counting our blessings....., blessings its all we see in everything....!! and Vise Vasa - William Sebunje
He who that has got a good mind....is renewable by nature...!! - William Sebunje
It is so easy to be misunderstood than to be understood.....Please always ensure to clarify where possible ..!! - William Sebunje
If you meet what you need, others will need what you meet. - Fn Shihepo
The stars are the ancient storytellers of the cosmos, their light spanning eons and vast distances to whisper the universe's tales to us. - Aloo Denish Obiero
The hills you can not climb , those hill you have go not aim to climb....why spend your entire thinking about them...!! Why give special attention to wrong intensions..!! - William Sebunje
The factors around can determine our zero energy.....!! - William Sebunje
Think about it like this. Now is not stationary. Therefore it cannot be determined. If we can’t place now, we can only anticipate when..Of course by the time we’ve determined when now had occurred last of will always have already gone past - LYGAS
"You did nothing wrong." – Zen master, explaining why I failed my meditation final - John Alejandro King
If raising up his hand is his top fear......, then should he raise up his leg....!?? Wrong replacements of time..! - William Sebunje
Some rules even if you try, you won't adhere. - Fn Shihepo
Everyone with his own thesis of ignorance...!! Somewhere we all lack self awareness...!! - William Sebunje
Artificial intelligence is only as intelligent as the artifice you program into it. - John Alejandro King
Adulthood no be joke. - Linqwa
The greater the knowledge, the deeper the uncertainty. - Aloo Denish Obiero
Give me social democracy over capitalism any day of the week (but not weekends). - John Alejandro King
Class is what everyone is looking for..............!! - William Sebunje
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LA musica es el Ruido mas agradable no solo al oido sino tambien al corazon!- Claudia
We have got to Learn to focus....because when you listen carefully, you will hear someone despise your true life changing goals everyday....!!- William Sebunje
And so Gareth exits through the south gate.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
When do you intend to return the leaf you borrowed?- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Watch out for those business coaches that learned a little about something, then in arrogance and pride, claim to know a lot about everything.- Loren Weisman
Very few world over can focus to study ...very few can achieve the required grades and very few can stand the patience of school demands....!!! Do not allow anyone misuse that blessing of you..., Intellect and education are Godly gifts...!!- William Sebunje
When used responsibly love doesn’t have to be anymore painful than it already is..- LYGAS
If we delegate writing to AI, we delegate thought, creativity, and ultimately our self-actualization. … But there are downsides to AI too.- John Alejandro King
When matters arise, remain seated. You don’t discuss matters well when standing.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
If you really want to sail freely and safely through rough waters, board a ship known as Friendship.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Giving is a hardest thing in life and receiving the lightest one.- Fn Shihepo
A liar needs a good memory. I forget why.- John Alejandro King
If water can kill fire, Who are you to bath in winter? Think twice before you bath!- Fn Shihepo
Never call a sperm donor a father. He’s simply a Good Samaritan.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
How God will come to solve some challenges ...we shall never get to know God's ways.....!! Our role should be to trust his ways...!!- William Sebunje
How God will come to solve some challenges ...we shall never get to know God's ways.....!! Some ways shall be by pushing us to get lost on the way.....so as we do not master of return to the same issues...!!- William Sebunje
Before running to tell everyone and to celebrate the failure of others......, one should know ahead of the direction is the check point admitting failure...!!- William Sebunje
Before running to tell everyone and celebrate the failure of others......, one should know ahead of the direction is the check point admitting failure...!!- William Sebunje
The decline of man should be outsmarted by the plan for his new rise..., we shouldn't conclude on our decline , some are mere corners of change in results......!!- William Sebunje
Football teaches of the fact that ....not all goals can easily be scored....!! trick , trick, chasing, and running next to the goal is all we have to do with optimism...!!- William Sebunje
Education is the only endless road of life...., happy are those who aim to learn something new each day ...!!- William Sebunje
Each day God is preparing us for thing great..., we have not arrived until we're no more....!!- William Sebunje
Each day God is preparing us for thing great..., we have not arrived until we're no more....!!- William Sebunje
Each day God is preparing us for thing great..., we have not arrived until we're no more....!!- William Sebunje
"We're all one, yet we're all separate; the unity of division and the division of unity."- James Ng\'uni
If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex???- John Alejandro King
Give your audience a change to experience the content first before you ask them to like, share and subscribe.- Loren Weisman
Where we can not change our mind is the place to destroy our creativity..!!- William Sebunje
God doesn't destroy his plans for us...., he only changes the strategy of linking us to our better times...!!- William Sebunje
Dont fight people's battles when you only need a winner.- Fn Shihepo
Cuando no Logras Dominarte,,no eres Dueño de ti mismo ,por Que Te van a Dominar las emociones,los impulsos,los contratiempos,,lo que no puedes contrtar.- Claudia
Cuando no Logras Dominarte,,no eres Dueño de ti mismo ,por Que Te van a Dominar las emociones,los impulsos,los contratiempos,,lo que no puedes contrtar.- Claudia
You clap when the plane lands. The plane lands when I clap.- John Alejandro King
When you feel it’s time to talk, talk. When you feel it’s time to shut up, shut up.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
When we set our goals and accept God is around our everything...., we never live to doubt the time it takes....after all time is defined by the Lord..!!- William Sebunje
La manera Mas Rapida de hacerte rico,es cuando te das cuenta que tu cuenta bancaria Es Tu Familia!- Claudia
How do you mend the promises you break – stitching, gumming, welding, nailing, stapling . . . ?- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
Sometimes you only need to post working persons before you become a millionaire.- Fn Shihepo
The secret to happiness is the fishhook to other people’s money.- Mario González
It's amazing what you can accomplish if you're really terrible at accomplishing things.- John Alejandro King
"Freedom brings responsibility, yet true freedom is found in letting go of all responsibilities."- James Ng\'uni
"Love is the art of giving without losing oneself, and receiving without possessing."- James Ng\'uni
If all we do can not solve a problem...., it means we still have to discover what to do...!!- William Sebunje
The world shall share us by the challenges we can best solve....., it is just The favors of God for the few to stay close to each other...!!- William Sebunje
Not all minds can communicate it....it is why we need to learn to rest gestures...!!- William Sebunje
Before you get to think of meeting everybody face to face ......., Think of the reason why God can not revealed himself to everybody...!!!- William Sebunje
We shall not aim to achieve the similarity....it is why some have to focus on intellectual property, focus on Their creative potentials ,focus to Buy and manage natural resources and some must focus to achieve career promotion.!!- William Sebunje
"Love is a flame that warms the heart and a fire that burns the soul."- James Ng\'uni
Each of us possesses an inner spiritual compass. But not everyone’s needle is magnetized.- John Alejandro King
We got to create meanings about everything we do.....for them to count....!!!- William Sebunje
When the mind is at holiday....., let it enjoy the holiday...!!- William Sebunje
Lets lift up the Shortest Persons, the Tallest Ones are closer to Heaven.- Fn Shihepo
If you cant read/ pronounce it, spell it.- Fn Shihepo
I got up to try out my talents....and i saw the will of God around me....!!- William Sebunje
“I’m not a robot” I click robotically.- John Alejandro King
How do you wake up to tell us it isn't God will.....When everything has been because of God's will for us to be...!!!- William Sebunje
Being thoughtful can not destroy our minds....., but being feebly can break us down...!!- William Sebunje
Never be an object if Su can displace single o.- Fn Shihepo
They must die if the truth kills them Khaman.- Fn Shihepo
We all have to define the key to our greatness...to some it is good school grades, maximum creativity, excessive energy , outstanding beauty of attraction , command of language ...,quick mind and to some everything is about our background to be born connected..!! Different approaches ..!!!- William Sebunje
Do not be lured by friends to deny your only desired love a chance....!!- William Sebunje
Do not be lured by the encouragements of friends, to attach a wrong enemy......, the impact is yours to register..!!- William Sebunje
If you must lie to children, let the lies be as harmless as ABC.- Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But a picture of them saying this requires a caption.- John Alejandro King
Who or what are you sacrificing in order to achieve success? Success at the expense of others can be easy. Can you conduct your business without lying, hiding or harming others?- Loren Weisman
What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism?- John Alejandro King
Sometimes it is even scaring to share our peace with someone else.....because all we see many are smoking hate in big fumes..!!- William Sebunje
I good customer is never moody....our aims are desired by those most deserving.. !!!- William Sebunje
I know God is always up for something good in everything....!!- William Sebunje
After we master the facts about abundance and facts about lack.......!! We learn to stay normal in all situations...!! Some goals are a subject to time than a crazy strategy....!!- William Sebunje
School has taught me that to move to the step of goodness.....some challenging situations, some challenging brain work is mandatory ....it is why i see what others call issues as numbers to compute on the most applicable formula..!!- William Sebunje
He who that has never been at the entrance and the door of failure... is the one to think failure is stupidity....!! Failure is not stupidity.....We shall not all live to do fishing......it is why bilharzia diseases can not attack everyone swimming in water ...!!- William Sebunje
He who that has never been at the entrance and the door of failure... is the one to think failure is stupidity....!! Failure is not stupidity.....We can all be created to do fishing......it is why bilihazia diseases can not attack everyone jumping in and out of water ...!!- William Sebunje
There is too much wind , too much heat to live the mountains.....and there is too much coldness, and to much running waters in the valleys....!! Living is all about copping up with the challenges we face......than we can see everything to quit...!!!- William Sebunje
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