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1 to 50 of 992 Jasen Cordiero quotes
Jasen cordiero, joined us on January 18th, 2018
1. DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO..(26 days ago)
2. QUESTION EVERTHING MOST ARE LIES..(27 days ago)
4. SHYT I SURE CAN WRITE SOME RETARDED STUFF..(31 days ago)
5. Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink..(31 days ago)
6. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS IS NOT A BEDROCK OF MENTAL HEALTH..(32 days ago)
7. WHOS ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS TO BE A CELEBRITY..(32 days ago)
8. THE ONLY WAY YOUR EVER GONNA GET DRUNK THE RIGHT WAY YOU GOTTA BE IN THE GOD DAMN NAVY...(32 days ago)
9. I HAD A MAIN OBJECTIVE IN LIFE AND IT WAS ON A VERY DETAILED COURSE. SOBRIETY SCREWED IT ALL UP..(32 days ago)
10. EVERYONE TOLD ME TO STAY OUT OF PRISON. I RAN FROM EVERYONE RIGHT INTO THE MILLITARY..(32 days ago)
11. WHAT ARE YOU NEW, EVERY UNION MAN SHOULD OWN 1 PAIR OF COVERALLS EVEN IF HES IN THE UNDERWATER BASKE..(32 days ago)
12. IF I RAN THIS UNION ALL WE WOULD DISCUSS IS YOUR DEATH..(32 days ago)
13. IF I RAN THIS UNION THE FIRST THING WE WOULD DISCUSS IS YOUR DEATH...(32 days ago)
14. MY MENTAL AND PHYSICAL CONDITION WILL NEVER BE ANY OF THE UNIONS BUSINESS. JUST AS WELL AS THIS QUOT..(32 days ago)
15. THE UNION IS NOT ON MY SIDE..(32 days ago)
16. THE JOB OF THE UNION IT TO KICK ME OUT..(32 days ago)
17. IF YOUR LOCAL UNION HAS AN OUT OF WORK LIST CHANCES ARE YOU WILL BE ON IT..(32 days ago)
18. IF YOU RUN HEAVY EQUIPMENT ALWAYS USE 3 POINTS OF CONTACT..(32 days ago)
19. IF YOU OPERATE A SCRAPER USE THE LEVER FOR THE BOWL AS YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE..(32 days ago)
20. WHEN YOUR BROKE YOU THINK ALL WOMAN WORK FOR THE PORN INDUSTRY..(32 days ago)
22. I WAS WATCHING 2 PORNOS AND IT MADE ME SO HUNGRY..(32 days ago)
23. I WAS WATCHING A PORNO AND IT MADE ME SO JEALOUS...(32 days ago)
24. THERES MORE TO LIFE THEN SEX..(32 days ago)
25. IF YOUR RECORD LABEL IS SO GREAT THEN WHY DONT YOU HAVE A BUILDING LIKE CAPITOL RECORDS..(32 days ago)
26. I WENT LOOKING AT CARS AND I WAS ESCORTED OFF THE CAR LOT. ELVIS PRESLEY AINT GOT SHIT ON THAT..(32 days ago)
27. YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE WAS KNOWING THAT MY FATHER WAS AGAINST ME..(32 days ago)
28. ITS THE YEAR 2018 AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE I SUGGEST YOU THINK TWICE IF YOU PUT SO..(32 days ago)
29. BARK BARK BARK BUT WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BITE..(32 days ago)
30. IF YOUR SO GREAT THEN STOP ME..(32 days ago)
31. THE FIRST DAY I GOT ON THE INTERNET I EXPECTED 1 MILLION VIEWS AND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. IM TAKING IT ..(32 days ago)
32. IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THIS STUPID STUFF IVE WRITTEN YOU MUST BE DRUNK..(34 days ago)
33. IF YOU TRY TO HELP YOURSELF SOMEONE ELSE IS AGAINST YOU..(37 days ago)
34. THE BIG BOOK OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS AND SOME THINK ITS A BOOK OF VOODOO..(37 days ago)
35. 1 ALCOHOLIC CANNOT SAVE THE WORLD BUT HE SURE CAN SAVE HIMSELF..(37 days ago)
36. IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN I WOULD BE YOU FOR A CHANGE..(37 days ago)
37. SAVE IT FOR YOUR 40s..(37 days ago)
38. WHEN YOUR YOUNG YOUVE GOT TO BE A PRACTISING ALCOHOLIC. CASE CLOSED..(37 days ago)
39. THE DREAM IS A BIG MANSION. TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT..(37 days ago)
40. WORK SUCKS BUT I NEED THE BUCKS..(37 days ago)
41. I PICTURE MYSELF AS A PRACTICEING ALCOHOLIC KEEPING A LAMBORGHINI...(37 days ago)
42. I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO YOUR RECORD LABEL THEN AGAIN IM WAITING FOR CAPITOL RECORDS...(37 days ago)
43. CAPITOL RECORDS IN HOLLYWOOD IS KING..(37 days ago)
44. THE BEST SAYING IS " WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATLY"..(37 days ago)
45. THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS IF I WAS A MOVIE DIRECTOR I WOULD AT LEAST WANT TO HIRE A RECORD PRODUCE..(37 days ago)
46. AFTER AWHILE YOUR RECORD BECAME NOTHING MORE THAN A BABBLING MILLIONAIRE. DEPRESSING, I HAD TO CHECK..(37 days ago)
47. IF YOU ONLY COULD PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR AS* FOR 10 SECONDS. THEN, " OH FORGET IT"...(37 days ago)
48. FOR AN ARTIST THERE IS ONLY ONE BIG CITY. ALL OF THEM...(37 days ago)
49. DO I LOOK LIKE I BELONG IN A HOMELESS SHELTER. ONLY IN NEW YORK..(37 days ago)
50. I WAS HOMELESS AND I NEVER HAVE SEEN GREED IN SUCH A DISPAIRING SAD MANNER. SHAME ON YOU ALL..(37 days ago)