So men say why buy milk when I married to a cow and she sez why buy bacon when im married to a pig, well I rather be a pig then a fat cow who lays on her ass and moo at me all day cause pigs are highly intelligent creatures who are cute and solve problems even if I like to play in the mud so shut up and go eat your grass,lol -Leroy barron
Published On: August 15th 2012, Wednesday @ 7:47:19 PM
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