Ya know, I most likely come off as a male chauvinist, but actually, I think I'm sweet as honey! And I love all my sweet honey bears in my life! But when they accuse me of treating them bad, then, I have to tell'em. Like all bears, eventually, they learn that, when the bees sting that ain't about me, It's all about the bear's attraction to honey. About that time I am usually ducking under a table to avoid getting hit by a flying flower vase from across the room. LOL! -Clay Burton
Published On: August 13th 2018, Monday @ 11:46:32 AM
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