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God vs Google, Pervert’s View. How is Google better than God? 1. Google reply faster than god. If Google is slow, please ask your internet operator what he wants. 2. God’s server is slow. Google is better. 3. God never answer when you want it. Google answers are quick and, in addition, also gives us suggestions and more choices. 4. You need not to shy of Google. You can ask Google anything you want. For example, want to marry, want to hire a prostitute, want to see naked women pics, want porn movies, want to enlarge you ***** , want to find a job or even if you want to make a bomb, whatever it is, just ask him. Experience the difference...........oh yeah -Narender Arya

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