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My only weakness is anything pointy and/or sharp, diseases of all kinds, heavy objects, heavier objects, landings[its not the fall that kills you], bullets, rockets, high school musical 1,2, or,3[worst way to die ever], even heavier objects, and women, besides that i am completely invincible -Jack Brown

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Published On: May 20th 2011, Friday @ 7:50:45 PM
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Keywords: Bullet Disease Heavy Kill Landing Music Rocket 

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