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'I had this urge to take this purge. Mixed it into water, then served it to my daughter. Her colics start; I smell a fart. Oh my god - that wasn't smart.' - Kevin Schaller -Kevin Schaller

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Published On: October 26th 2014, Sunday @ 7:05:45 AM

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