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"We don't eat watermelons, we drink them. Because 99 percent of the watermelons is water and only 1 percent is melon." -Samuel E. Villegas

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Published On: March 18th 2015, Wednesday @ 7:17:46 AM
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Keywords: Watermelon 

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