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THE LAST TIME I TOOK A SHOWER I WAS AT AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING IN NEW YORK. I WAS AT A MODELING SHOW EATING PIZZA IN GREENWICH VILLAGE. I THINK I LEFT MY GUITAR PLUGGED INTO THE WALL SOCKET. IM SO SO SORRY I SHOULD HAVE BRUSHED MY TEETH. -Jasen cordiero

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Published On: February 18th 2018, Sunday @ 5:07:33 PM
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