WHEN YOU GET DRUNK WITH YOUR GRANDMA YOU'LL SEE SHE NEVER WAS RAN OVER BY A REINDEER. THEN I GOT SOBER AND ASKED TO MAKE IT A DOUBLE SHOT CAUSE THE BARTENDER SAID MY TAB WAS PAID FOR BY THE BOWERY MISSION. NOW I NEED A CAB RIDE WITH NO VOUCHER -Jasen cordiero
Published On: February 07th 2018, Wednesday @ 9:08:34 PM
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