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On 7th February 2018, Views:40
WHEN YOU GET DRUNK WITH YOUR GRANDMA YOU'LL SEE SHE NEVER WAS RAN OVER BY A REINDEER. THEN I GOT SOBER AND ASKED TO MAKE IT A DOUBLE SHOT CAUSE THE BARTENDER SAID MY TAB WAS PAID FOR BY THE BOWERY MISSION. NOW I NEED A CAB RIDE WITH NO VOUCHER
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