Don't aspire to be the king. Aspire to be the kingmaker...
Goal Life Success Wisdom
Success is relative. Either you're jealous of your relative or vice versa...
Funny Life Short Success
When life gives you lemons, negotiate and get cash instead...
Funny Life Short Witty
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and gory...
Hate Life Short War
I'm not sure if cards are accepted in Czech Republic...
Funny Short Witty