Funny Quotes

Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Short Witty

Grow Age
Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else. Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...

Philosophy Truth

Find
Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Inspirational Short Success Truth Wisdom

People Dream Impossible Possible
Judiciary itself is a trial.. Judiciary itself is a trial....

Truth

Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian! Do NOT trust a FAT Dietitian!..

Truth One liners

Trust
If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity! If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity!..

Wisdom

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say 'I understand your pain. it's gonna be okay' have..

Life Love Relationship falling in love

Want Pain Understand
Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...

Change Music Witty One liners

Music
Be good! But, if you can Be good! But, if you can't be, at least don't get caught...

Wisdom

Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..

Inspirational Life Success Wisdom

Door
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Short Time Witty

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty perspective

Life Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
Don Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

Age Family Science Witty

Call Child
All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Short Truth Witty evil

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair..

Age Life Short

Age
Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal..

Change Happiness Love Poems

Happiness Build
My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.! My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.!..

Computers Short Witty

Devil is in the detail, everywhere else there is leadership rhetoric! Devil is in the detail, everywhere else there is leadership rhetoric!..

Faith Short

Peace is a war without killing. ‎ Peace is a war without killing. ‎..

Peace Politics Short War

Peace War
Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted. Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted...

Happiness Life Short

Happiness
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Love Short Witty wordplay

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it. I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...

Beauty Optimism Witty

World Beauty Wake
If the only thing you have to throw away your problems with is a boomerang, just make sure when If the only thing you have to throw away your problems with is a boomerang, just make sure when..

Anger Failure Inspirational Peace

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away...

Short

Day
Today Today's single women rather live without a man than without a cell phone...

Short Women

Women Single
Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..

Dreams Life Short lie

People Stop Lie
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda. Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...

Anger Inspirational Politics Witty

Hand
It It's totally like dating a mermaid ; they need to be dry to have legs, then you can't make them WET..

Beauty Happiness

Need
I I'm a doormat, but I'm the first to welcome you...

Confidence Sad Short

Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Goal Life Opportunity Patience Short

Life Give
Food has its own story and it Food has its own story and it's hauntingly delicious!..

Short

Story
I don I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..

Anger Courage Failure Life Sad

Know Find Courage
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Life Philosophy Truth

Art
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..

Wisdom

People Men Wise
life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial...

Life Short

Life
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Life Wisdom problems

People World Problem
If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Computers Short Witty

why is it that, a person Why is it that, a person's imperfections tend to disappear when they have money?..

Beauty money

Money
When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade! When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade!..

Life Short wordplay

Life
God created texting so that parents can communicate with their children. God created texting so that parents can communicate with their children...

Family Short parents children

God Children Parents
Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others' weaknesses :)..

Short

Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

Love Short Witty

Love Hurt Hell Heaven
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Short Time Witty

Time
people say People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'...

Short wordplay

People
Sound minds never make much sound outside. Sound minds never make much sound outside...

Short

The word The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others...

Short Truth

They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination? They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?..

Short Truth One liners

Time Wait
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