Funny Quotes
Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..
They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..
Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty
Life
Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...
Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal..Happiness
Change the world when you are single; because once your are married you can't even change the T. V..World Change
I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...World Beauty
If the only thing you have to throw away your problems with is a boomerang, just make sure when..
Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..People Stop Lie
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...
Anger Inspirational Politics Witty
Hand
It's totally like dating a mermaid ; they need to be dry to have legs, then you can't make them WET..Need
I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..
Anger Courage Failure Life Sad
Know Find
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..People Men
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..People World Problem
Whoever came up with the saying 'money cannot buy love' was so broke, in that he just didn't know..Know
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...Love People Find
Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own..
Education Inspirational Optimism Witty
Being Mind
I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....
Confidence Courage Creativity Imagination Short
Want Think
People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'...People
