Funny Quotes

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..
Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty
Life
Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal..Happiness

Change the world when you are single; because once your are married you can't even change the T. V..World Change

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...World Beauty

Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..People Stop Lie

Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...
Anger Inspirational Politics Witty
Hand
It's totally like dating a mermaid ; they need to be dry to have legs, then you can't make them WET..Need

I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..
Anger Courage Failure Life Sad
Know Find
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..People Men

There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..People World Problem

Whoever came up with the saying 'money cannot buy love' was so broke, in that he just didn't know..Know

People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...Love People Find

Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own..
Education Inspirational Optimism Witty
Being Mind
I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....
Confidence Courage Creativity Imagination Short
Want Think
People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'...People