Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...People Dream Impossible Possible
Judiciary itself is a trial....
If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity!..
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say 'I understand your pain. it's gonna be okay' have..Want Pain Understand
Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...Music
Be good! But, if you can't be, at least don't get caught...
Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..Door
They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..Life Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..Understand
Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...Call Child
Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal..Happiness Build
I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...World Beauty Wake
If the only thing you have to throw away your problems with is a boomerang, just make sure when..
Today's single women rather live without a man than without a cell phone...Women Single
Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..People Stop Lie
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...Hand
It's totally like dating a mermaid ; they need to be dry to have legs, then you can't make them WET..Need
I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..Know Find Courage
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..People Men Wise
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..People World Problem
Why is it that, a person's imperfections tend to disappear when they have money?..Money
God created texting so that parents can communicate with their children...God Children Parents
Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others' weaknesses :)..
People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'...People
Sound minds never make much sound outside...
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