Funny Quotes

Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Short Witty

Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...

Change Music Witty One liners

Music
Be good! But, if you can Be good! But, if you can't be, at least don't get caught...

Wisdom

Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..

Inspirational Life Success Wisdom

Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Short Time Witty

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty

Life
Don Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

Age Family Science Witty

All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Short Truth Witty

A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal..

Change Happiness Love Poems

Happiness
Change the world when you are single; because once your are married you can Change the world when you are single; because once your are married you can't even change the T. V..

Change Marriage

World Change
Devil is in the detail, everywhere else there is leadership rhetoric! Devil is in the detail, everywhere else there is leadership rhetoric!..

Faith Short

Peace is a war without killing. ‎ Peace is a war without killing. ‎..

Peace Politics Short War

Peace War
Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted. Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted...

Happiness Life Short

Happiness
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Love Short Witty wordplay

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it. I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...

Beauty Optimism Witty

World Beauty
If the only thing you have to throw away your problems with is a boomerang, just make sure when If the only thing you have to throw away your problems with is a boomerang, just make sure when..

Anger Failure Inspirational Peace

Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..

Dreams Life Short

People Stop Lie
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda. Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...

Anger Inspirational Politics Witty

Hand
It It's totally like dating a mermaid ; they need to be dry to have legs, then you can't make them WET..

Beauty Happiness

Need
I I'm a doormat, but I'm the first to welcome you...

Confidence Sad Short

Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Goal Life Opportunity Patience Short

Life Give
I don I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..

Anger Courage Failure Life Sad

Know Find
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..

Wisdom

People Men
life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial...

Life Short

Life
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Life Wisdom

People World Problem
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Short Witty One liners

If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Short Witty

The only good thing lawyers and doctors give to their clients is a discharge The only good thing lawyers and doctors give to their clients is a discharge..

Give
Whoever came up with the saying Whoever came up with the saying 'money cannot buy love' was so broke, in that he just didn't know..

Love

Know
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Inspirational Short Witty

Love People Find
Men are children stuck in big bodies Men are children stuck in big bodies..

Short One liners

Men
It takes effort to simplify life, complicating it takes no effort at all, for it It takes effort to simplify life, complicating it takes no effort at all, for it's already..

Life

Life
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Short Witty Wisdom One liners

A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way road. A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way road...

Education Goal Short

Way
Though poverty is the worst curse it has something to teach, Though poverty is the worst curse it has something to teach, 'get out of it'...

Short

A generalist lives longer than a specialist A generalist lives longer than a specialist..

Life Short

Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own..

Education Inspirational Optimism Witty

Being Mind
Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Short Witty Wisdom

Want
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Imagination Short

Want Think
When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade! When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade!..

Life Short wordplay

Life
Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others' weaknesses :)..

Short

Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Life Optimism Short Witty

Life
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

Love Short Witty

Love Hurt
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Short Time Witty

Time
people say People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'...

Short wordplay

People
Sound minds never make much sound outside. Sound minds never make much sound outside...

Short

The word The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others...

Short Truth

They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination? They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?..

Short Truth One liners

Time
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