Witty Quotes

Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible. Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible...

Forgiveness Short Wisdom

Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short

Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...

Change Funny Music One liners

Music
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Funny Inspirational Life Opportunity

Life
Don Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

Age Family Funny Science

Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours. Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours...

Failure Life

All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth

A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth One liners

Past
'Lifestory of a candle' Courageous it was to sacrifice itself, lighting the world of cowards who..

Inspirational

World
in life, you don In life, you don't have to go through an experience to learn your lesson, just make the right..

Life Success

Life Learn Experience
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short wordplay

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it. I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...

Beauty Funny Optimism

World Beauty
It only takes one nut to make a tree. It only takes one nut to make a tree...

Short Wisdom One liners

Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics. Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics...

Business Inspirational Philosophy Short

Try
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda. Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...

Anger Funny Inspirational Politics

Hand
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others..

Heart Poems Short One liners

Help
by controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out By controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out..

Happiness Life Short

Control
 I have no desire to be loved by anyone. My only desire is to love myself enough I have no desire to be loved by anyone. My only desire is to love myself enough ..

Beauty Confidence Desire Heart Love

Love
The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey..

Life Short Success wordplay

Life
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short One liners

We pray to god for world peace. We pray to god for the end of poverty. We pray to god for protection. We pray to god to stop murder. We pray to god..
-Joshua

Education God

God World Peace Stop
If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Funny Short

Not even a single possible thing is impossible Not even a single possible thing is impossible..

Funny Inspirational Optimism Short

Impossible
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short

Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Wisdom One liners

Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own..

Education Funny Inspirational Optimism

Being Mind
Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Wisdom

Want
Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair. Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair...

Life Short

Life
I do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way. I do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way...

Courage Creativity Inspirational Life Opportunity

Way Wish
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Funny Life Short

Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director..

Leadership Life Short

Life
Death is just nature Death is just nature's way of making room for birth...

Death Funny Short One liners

Way Death
Don Don't fall in too much love with yourself, you may never get out of it..

Love Short

Love
If you can If you can't do the best thing, do the second best thing..

Philosophy Short

Second
Respect a fool to avoid noise Respect a fool to avoid noise..

Inspirational Short Wisdom

Respect
Never judge a book by its Never judge a book by its 'index' page. Go through the book thoroughly, before doing it. The same..

Life Philosophy Wisdom

People Mind Face Remember
Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze..

Short Wisdom

Wisdom
Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it. Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it...

Life Short Wisdom

Life Keep
Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave..

Confidence Short

Men
The world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start The world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start..

World
Though hard work pays in future it pays satisfactorily, though laziness pays off now it Though hard work pays in future it pays satisfactorily, though laziness pays off now it's never..

Inspirational Wisdom

Work Future
It doesn It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'...

Funny Short

Matter
Of course I believe in god, who else can I blame for my misfortunes. Of course I believe in god, who else can I blame for my misfortunes...

God

God Believe
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Funny Short Time

Time
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine To err is human, to forgive self is not divine..

Funny Short

Human Self
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman To err is human, to forget it is inhuman..

Funny Short

Human Forget
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