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Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible. Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible...

Forgiveness Short Wisdom

Possible
Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short

Grow Age
Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...

Change Funny Music One liners

Music
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Funny Inspirational Life Opportunity perspective

Life Door
Life is three groups of hits: that you strike, that you receive, and that you avoid. Life is three groups of hits: that you strike, that you receive, and that you avoid...

Failure Life Success

Life
Don Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

Age Family Funny Science

Call Child
Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours. Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours...

Failure Life

Blind
All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth One liners

Past
My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.! My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.!..

Computers Funny Short

'Lifestory of a candle' Courageous it was to sacrifice itself, lighting the world of cowards who..

Inspirational

World
Each path goes somewhere, choose your destination Each path goes somewhere, choose your destination..

Courage Faith Goal Inspirational Wisdom

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in life, you don In life, you don't have to go through an experience to learn your lesson, just make the right..

Life Success

Life Learn Experience Decision
When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance. When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance...

Inspirational Life

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Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short wordplay

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it. I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...

Beauty Funny Optimism

World Beauty Wake
It only takes one nut to make a tree. It only takes one nut to make a tree...

Short Wisdom One liners

Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics. Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics...

Business Inspirational Philosophy Short

Try Buy
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda. Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...

Anger Funny Inspirational Politics

Hand
Love should never take a long vacation. Love should never take a long vacation...

Love Wisdom

Love
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
You have to look beyond the mirror to see yourself. You have to look beyond the mirror to see yourself...

Goal Inspirational Science

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Top 10 Witty Quotes

Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others- Edmond H SweidyBy controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out- Lokesh Giri I have no desire to be loved by anyone. My only desire is to love myself enough - Alanah M FreedmanFine thoughts badly communicated can be as disastrous as bad thoughts well communicated.- Naqibullah PaimanThe only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey- MadelyneNever leave a bathroom without an idea- Edmond H SweidyWe pray to god for world peace. We pray to god for the end of poverty. We pray to god for protection. We pray to god to stop murder. We pray to god for everything. But Who's to say he doesn't pray the exact same stuff back to us.- JoshuaIf you won't embrace your curves.. can I?- Charles E LyleNot even a single possible thing is impossible- Lokesh GiriPeople who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience.- Donald Lynn Frost

Funny + Witty Quotes


Funny Quotes To err is human, to forget it is inhuman - Lokesh GiriTo err is human, to forgive self is not divine - Lokesh Giri'Now' is the good time to do almost anything. - Lokesh GiriIt doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'. - Lokesh GiriLove is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell - Prince Sunil RajDid you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? - Lokesh GiriCats are the most evil, diabolical, selfish and freaking cutest things in the world. - Jack BrownBeing lazy has advantages, for instance if you are lazy it becomes very hard to hold a grudge. Too much effort. - Jack BrownSoul music is just your soul saying it is hungry for sound. As it always is. - Jack BrownThere is only one things I can never do - 'nothing'; Seriously.. I never did it. - Lokesh GiriSince it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try - Lokesh GiriEveryone is a child; difference is just that- some are big, some are small and some are tiny, I know I'm tiny, so I must be big - Lokesh GiriIf time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ? - James J. HarrisIf I was a bird in the sky, i'm pretty sure I know who i'd shit on first. - mj mansfieldDivorce is just a way of getting rich quicker. - Jovonta BattleWhether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. - alecIf your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again. - Jovonta BattleMovie on your life is being recorded, just press the button of your memory & watch any moment of your past. - harbinderjit singh bajajSelf-centered sounds so hateful. I prefer egocentric, it sounds much more eco-friendly. - J.C. TuttleOur lives are messages to the world waiting to be read. - Monica If we could read minds, many people would cease to think - Karrella JonesTalk less if you want to communicate more - Lokesh GiriSo many would say, 'past is past. ' So why study history? - Gregorio SantosTalk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool.. - Faisal Al JammazThose who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse - Patricia SchwitzerDear Forever, I'm sorry you didn't last.. - Daleen IrshaidPeople who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. - Donald Lynn FrostNot even a single possible thing is impossible - Lokesh GiriNever leave a bathroom without an idea - Edmond H SweidyA meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted - Timothy Michael LongSuccess is just another word for 'I did it!' - James RolfWhy give up if life takes no hostages? - Javier de WindtLet your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook. - Chasare AllenOut of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from. - Dana Jo GraslieThere are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity. - mohdmustafa99Faults occur when you correct the true acts. - mohdmustafa99Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie. - mohdmustafa99Fingerprints make crimes reveal their mysteries. - mohdmustafa99I don't agree with Sigmund Freud. This is why I didn't read any of his books. - mohdmustafa99If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak. - mohdmustafa99That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name. - mohdmustafa99Contradiction is to use the word 'but' , BUT I don't agree with this idea. - mohdmustafa99Every time poor Jack looks for something to steal , he finds a thief. - mohdmustafa99Christmas comes in winter because it wants us to be well demure. - mohdmustafa99If I were your lighthouse we'd be awaken by the sounds of ships crashing against the shore. - Brandon KellumNothing can affect me more than his affection : ) - shivangi lavaniyaPride cannot see beyond two feet. - Joe CervantesSome people are good at throwing others under the bus. - joey the poetNo blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. ‎ - mohdmustafa99People who think money is the root of all evil haven't tried radishes - David SchapiroEven the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words.. - Kayode Seyi TayoMuseums are a thing of the past - Raymond Richard ReepWith less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past. - Raymond Richard ReepA museum is a thing of the past - Raymond Richard ReepA fool and his money are a girl's best friend. - Raymond Richard ReepA stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. - Raymond Richard ReepAll that glitters is the root of all evil. - Raymond Richard ReepA bird in the hand is probably not alive. - Raymond Richard ReepMy religion heartens me to respect neighbors. So would you neighbors let me adhere to my belief by lessening volume of your music. - mohdmustafa99Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing. - mohdmustafa99They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then you will be the next lucky person. - mohdmustafa99Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper. - mohdmustafa99Yes, devils are in the details. Every time I deal with details of news I see them. - mohdmustafa99A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless.. - Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiEnvy is nonexchangeable because those envious towards you have nothing to make you envious towards them - mohdmustafa99Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant.. - Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiIt's not just a beard, it's an adventure. - THIGHBRUSHIf devil isn't a liar how does God teach us the truth? - success songThere are too many planets other than the earth; why don't we destroy one of them instead of the earth? - mohdmustafa99Great nations want to keep us laughter, to keep having something to laugh at. - mohdmustafa99You'll ignore a lot of things when you do away with ignorance. - mohdmustafa99Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say the truth.. - success songWhen the cat and god are at play together, God is as work. - Jeffrey DeMann

Short + Witty Quotes


Short Quotes Die hard or work smart. - Lokesh GiriI do what I can love, thus I love what I do. - Lokesh GiriWisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze - Lokesh GiriIf you are ready for everything, everything will be ready for you - Lokesh GiriHow we do things largely depends on how we do 'nothing'. - Lokesh GiriWe used to draw a line first then blur it, now we draw a blur and blur it further - sandeep ShankaranarayananI do some of my best works when I am asleep - sandeep ShankaranarayananDon't mistake my attention for affection and my indifference for calmness. - Sapna Dhandh SharmaI reject your reality and substitute my own! - DeNae\' BradyIt only takes one nut to make a tree. - Ayndriane FowlerIf time is money then procrastination is a thief.. - Aye AyeOne mistake too many critics - Murtaza MairajBoredom is earnest since it makes you accustomed to. - mohdmustafa99Poverty was the main cause of crime; today, crime doesn't depend much on poverty to be. - mohdmustafa99To speak without knowledge is worse than having knowledge without speaking. - mohdmustafa99Justice, as a very important matter , should not be only the affair of justice administrations - mohdmustafa99If all of them succeeded, then that is not significant success - mohdmustafa99Nurture yourself as a father, this is one way to nurture your children. - mohdmustafa99There is no bad language , but there is no language without bad words. - mohdmustafa99The puzzle is not the black , nor the white; but the grey. - mohdmustafa99A pessimist must not be a person of his word. - mohdmustafa99Efficiency is to get rid of revision whenever you do.. - mohdmustafa99I minimize the sympathy to maximize the empathy.. - Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiFocus even when there are distractions.. - success song

Change + Witty Quotes


Change Quotes Never give up, just Move On.. - Khem RaiWhen you follow others, you are trapped in an endless maze trying to find yourself before you lose yourself. - Nike HawkI tried to pay attention, but attention paid me. - Darab ImteyazSome people march forward by turning backwards. - mohdmustafa99To cease is a piece of peace. - mohdmustafa99Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university. - mohdmustafa99Wine was a friend of serenity, before it turned a friend of obscenity - mohdmustafa99The future will not be born unless society stops taking contraceptives. - mohdmustafa99Our problems fount not from the lack of good and excellent priorities, but from misguided prioritization. - Kimto Oche EmmanuelEven a fool knows a banana can't go back in its peel - ZakiaEven though I do not like to study for knowledge, the research that I like to do grants me knowledge. - Jose Ezequiel Montalvan LlerenaUse of exclamation marks is increasing ! - mohdmustafa99Changing world is not that tough seriously, try changing yourself and you are done. - shivangi lavaniyaDon't wish to be somebody else, be somebody who is getting better. - Charlotte HarrisTo be radical is to believe in alteration by means that have no other alternatives. - mohdmustafa99Why are you worried? Consider your defects as inebriety , and tomorrow you will get sober. - mohdmustafa99I am not waiting for angels to arrive, I am just waiting for devils to depart. - mohdmustafa99If truth is indeed unchangeable definitely lie is changeable.. - Kayode Seyi TayoSome songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. - mohdmustafa99To change the coach is not enough to make winning. You also need to change the players. - mohdmustafa99

Life + Witty Quotes


Life Quotes The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge. - Jack BrownLife is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it. - Lokesh GiriNever judge a book by its 'index' page. Go through the book thoroughly, before doing it. The same holds good for people as well. Remember, face is ONLY the index of mind! - Bipin Kumar G JI turned around and started to run and I did run fast and far; but I tripped and fell into everything that I was running away from. I've learned it's better just to walk through it all and just face whatever it is. - Gary SimsWhy does the rain pour down on the hopeless and why does the thunder defeat the weak? - KatieSome say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair. - Gregorio SantosThe only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey - MadelyneYou fear two days: Yesterday when you gave a promise, and ‎tomorrow when you have to fulfill it. ‎ - mohdmustafa99In life, you don't have to go through an experience to learn your lesson, just make the right decision. - moises santaKnowledge is the matter that we can't pretend , nor hide. - mohdmustafa99Work is great , therefore you must not consume it all today. Spare a part of it for tomorrow. - mohdmustafa99Gender equity is not enough. We also need equity between individuals of the same gender. - mohdmustafa99There are a lot of good people because they hadn't opportunities to be other than this. - mohdmustafa99I dislike breaking ties with others, but when they do, I do better. - mohdmustafa99When you interfere to stop a clash, that whom you soothe first is the assailant. - mohdmustafa99You cannot judge the world as wrong and you as right unless you are an extraterrestrial. - mohdmustafa99Life is easy when it is not difficult.. - Aye AyeLies kill trust while truth expose decisiveness - success song

Creativity + Witty Quotes


Creativity Quotes Some people are born to sail, some people are born to be accountants, and then some people are born to waste their life away making rap music - Jack BrownScientists seek to know the mind of god while engineers seek to imitate Him. - Mark GrantJust because you don't believe in something, doesn't mean that it does not exist.. or believes in you - ClaivoyanThe greatest idea is to invent more love. - Joe CervantesEvery crown is for the head, but every head can't be crowned. - Dr. Anil ShehzadI before E, except if you're German! - The Quoted IrisEverybody competes for success nobody challenges failure.. - Kayode Seyi TayoI mean what I say , but whatever I say, hasn't a single meaning. - mohdmustafa99When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of creativity.. - Kayode Seyi TayoJust like a play it starts with sorrow, just like a joke it ends with joy - Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiIf you don't go through hell you wouldn't understand the beauty of heaven.. - Kayode Seyi TayoI prefer to act like devil you know me for than to pretend as angel you recognize not about me.. - Kayode Seyi TayoCensorship is to remove parts of a creative work that the work is made for these removed parts in particular. - mohdmustafa99Wise men wouldn't stop telling lie, foolish ones wouldn't stop saying the truth - Aye AyeLittle sin doesn't make a great saint.. - Aye AyeImpossibility of never is possibility of forever.. - success songI don't just like comedians because they make sad people smile, I love them because they make happy people laugh.. - success song

Inspirational + Witty Quotes


Inspirational Quotes Though hard work pays in future it pays satisfactorily, though laziness pays off now it's never enough. - Lokesh GiriRespect a fool to avoid noise - Sir BrayneMay you' is more workable than 'you must - mohdmustafa99Good apology can't be repetitive. - mohdmustafa99Two advises are less workable than one. - mohdmustafa99It is no matter to be an optimist or a pessimist. Importantly, it is to be 'adaptist'. - mohdmustafa99Fatten me if you want to give me as meat for the wild animals. - mohdmustafa99When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance. - Dharaneesh sonu'Lifestory of a candle' Courageous it was to sacrifice itself, lighting the world of cowards who cared about themselves! - Kanha yTime is a bird, and it is you who decides if it is flying away or alighting near. - mohdmustafa99The end of a circle is the nearest point to its beginning, and the farthest from. The matter depends upon the direction of the movement from where you started. - mohdmustafa99You are not alone , but you can't know this unless you sit alone. - mohdmustafa99

All Witty Quotes

Being resourceful is a gift. It allows the mind to utilize various avenues to travel to one's own conclusion.- CornisheeJBruceI do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way.- Paul PeshkovI want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there..- Paul PeshkovEveryone is searching for the key to success. You already have it. Finding the right door, the one that opens is upon Yourself - Benni FisoLife is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director- diya ahmed azzonyDeath is just nature's way of making room for birth.- christine sharlandDon't fall in too much love with yourself, you may never get out of it- Lokesh GiriIf you can't do the best thing, do the second best thing- Lokesh GiriWe humans fear the unknown, therefore the fear of being alone is the fear of self.- Marcus W PringleThe biggest mistake is not learning from it.- Marcus W PringleNot all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave- Lokesh GiriThe world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start realizing it- Jack BrownOf course I believe in god, who else can I blame for my misfortunes.- Lokesh GiriDon't serve water of sadness when they're thirsty of happiness..- success songLittle truth is better than a great lie..- success songThe secret of a beautiful lie lays in an ugly truth..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiWe don't make patience. Patience makes us.- mohdmustafa99To have a problem is not enough ; you must have hope beside it.- mohdmustafa99Laziness is tolerable, but its consequences are completely intolerable- mohdmustafa99Trust is always bigger than the capacity of the vessel that we put it in.- mohdmustafa99An ideologist is the person who doesn't know doctrines of his ideology, but he knows what's bad of yours.- mohdmustafa99I love to go deeper to know the truth rather than to accept lie at a glance..- Kayode Seyi TayoBeing Different and being Indifferent are Different- Adarsh HegdeComfort and Learning are antonyms, your learning starts at the end of your comfort zone- Ritesh RanjanThere is cowardice in exaggerating one's own courage. ‎- mohdmustafa99War goes to truce in one leg, and comes out of it with two.- mohdmustafa99Life is not the way only ; it's both the way and the hindrances.- mohdmustafa99Don't ask me, I am also good at questioning.- mohdmustafa99Better to be empty-handed than to be empty-minded.- Matshona DhliwayoLet them rejoice at your failure. That's better than to make them envious of your success.- mohdmustafa99It's not a coincidence these two words contain the same letters - A MIRACLE is nothing more than a RECLAIM of your power..- kim trevettVery acceptable statements are not arguments.- mohdmustafa99You couldn't speak the truth, if it climbed up your throat and crawled out of your mouth.- Cory PowellIf life gives you lemons, toss it back and demand CHOCOLATE!- Micki SannarI can speak three languages: Arabic, English- I learned when I was just a little child and Silence- I learned when people had just started to let me down- Daleen IrshaidWhile exercising your right of being who you meant to be, you are absolutely risking the comfortable dimension of social convention, but it is definitely worth it if you have to live your own life.- Birhanu Mekuria EsheteQ. What happens to unexpressed feelings A. They HAUNT you..- aftabkhanI can understand those who feel they are at the end of the line. It's a unhealthy place to be. It's those that see the light at the end of the tunnel and know for sure that it's not a train.. They are the ones who persevere.- Gary SimsApathy will always take you someplace where you don't want to be..- Gary SimsApathy will always take you somewhere you don't want to be.- Gary SimsCancer's only weapon is time, make sure yours is wisdom- diya ahmed azzonyMusic is art to the ear and art is music to the eye- Tanya FridHaving a good heart is all you need because in the end, it's the only thing that will save you.- Meagan Lynn GervaisCommon sense is uncommon in common ; )- aftabkhanTo the past we are the future.- Jack BrownPatience is a virtue! so is controlled intentional impatience.- Lokesh GiriNo matter how clearer truth might be it would kinda blurry in the face of critic..- success songWhoever plans to live forever should at the same time have it in mind to die now..- success songIts better to die in happiness than to live in sorrow..- success songI rather sit on the fence than to take YES as NO or No for Yes..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiThose who are addicted to truth, most times are afraid to tell lies..- success songI don't want consolation goal I need jubilation goal..- success songRaise level of your false arrogance every time you want to decrease the arrogant wicked arrogance.- mohdmustafa99The president doesn't trust all people around him equally but he equally mistrusts them.- mohdmustafa99To define a well-known aspect is to make it mysterious.- mohdmustafa99We want happiness to go along the way , but it always goes across.- mohdmustafa99Rationality decreases imagination.- mohdmustafa99Greater the wish ; lesser the work to do for- mohdmustafa99What is the matter that is neither imported nor exported? Isn't it nationalism ?- mohdmustafa99Since enemies' corner is negative doom I decided to shift to friends' zone positive mood..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiTruth might not be profitable at the beginning but it's gainfully at the end likewise lie might be favorable at the start but it ends as colossal loss- Kayode Seyi TayoTeach me the abacus; I want to calculate the pure ones.- mohdmustafa99The bigger the gate, the less possibility to go through.- mohdmustafa99Don't judge a nation from its president, for instance, we are good people.- mohdmustafa99Teach your dog barking, but teach it also when to bark and at whom.- mohdmustafa99Jobs are of three types: the wide, the tall, and the deep. If you want all together , seek the deep.- mohdmustafa99Old statistics helps in doing now what you didn't achieve when that statistics was fresh.- mohdmustafa99Love is like a sword it's facet not one-sided..- Kayode Seyi TayoLive a half of your life loyal to emotions , and the other half by being disloyal to.- mohdmustafa99The well of virtue is inexhaustible, but very few thirsty ones do know where it is.- mohdmustafa99If you want to see how integral and reliable the society is, just release a cobra in a crowded auditorium. The selfish tendencies of human nature will be exposed. Don't suppress your heart's calling and will only to impress the others. SOCIETY is an illusory concept- Krishna Jagan Mohan rao Always remember birthday as the beginning and never forget death day as the end..- Aye AyeI want all the living to know that they ARE LOVE.- Amelia GoodeEarn a repute, Learn to respect it- Ritesh RanjanAttain success and all your quotes become inspiring- Ritesh RanjanConsultancy is to ask others judge your ideas, not to create ‎ideas for you.- mohdmustafa99No one has been expelled from prison because of misconduct. I ‎wish that schools are lenient as well. ‎- mohdmustafa99Going on straight isn't to be backward again..- Kayode Seyi TayoLoving is short, forgetting is long- Godlisten mushyIf men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. ‎- mohdmustafa99Tomorrow is now Yesterday and all of the worries are now gone because yesterday was not changed when it was tomorrow.- Rev Ernie UrbanYou don't complicate rather uncomplicated life..- Kayode Seyi TayoTreasure is the wisdom you write down today, for tomorrow it will be a great history.- Murungi Nathaniel MuthomiIf you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia GoodeJack spent years in writing his dissertation which concludes that water is essential for living.- mohdmustafa99Your mind is a cage, if you can find the key to it then you can escape reality.- Dakota Ace HardinPlay up anger , but don't be a good actor.- mohdmustafa99Life is fun. That is if you survive the stupid injuries when your a kid, drugs when your a teen, car crashes when you are an adult, and cancer when you are old. Once you survive that hell of a ride one of your organs gonna fail on you.- Amles ZnovhWhat you haven't done is not the business of history.- mohdmustafa99Get to give, You will get but never give. Give to get, you will give but never get.- mohdmustafa99A child works by faith, he is not wise enough to know doubt.- Kimto Oche EmmanuelMy goal is not only to be a human being, but also being a human.- mohdmustafa99I often watch news of financial markets , only to challenge my misunderstanding.- mohdmustafa99You have to do what you got to do until you can do what you want to do.- Tariq AlinurPeople will walk around not liking you simply because you're weird, you're most likely to learn more from someone who is weird than ordinary- Ashley FrancisYou have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99It is nice to be nice with me, but it is not nice of me to let you be nice with me alone.- mohdmustafa99A lipstick decorates teeth.- mohdmustafa99With some women you need an extra knock on their door, to change their no to a yes.- Joe CervantesToday, having a good salary doesn't depend on what you work, but on where you work.- mohdmustafa99I think the reason why 'In God We Trust' is on Money is because people pray for money all the time.- NicNicLouisianaEvery Christmas it's the same thing. Goodwill to this man, Goodwill to that man. But what about the Salvation Army?- Cory PowellIf the devil went down to Georgia and left a golden fiddle somewhere, it's only because he had to make room for everyone going back.- Cory Powell People will talk, but it's only when you react, problems occur - Charles CarpenterOn why I believe in manscaping: It is always important to prune the shrubs, it makes the house look bigger.- jerry biernRather than weighing yourself down with constant stress and depression, try to think of the more positive things to help you get by day by day, no matter how little they may be- Brandon SeedorffIf we focus only on outer beauty, we refuse to see the great things wrapped in small packages.- Kunmilade AdedokunShe's got her dreams in her hands, and her heart strapped onto a dolphin under the sea.- Samrita AdwaniThere are some facts that you would regret of knowing about.- Gregorio SantosEvery single day is an opportunity for a new beginning.- Balthazar Rodrigue Nzomono BalendaIf you are able to 'think' you are able to choose the righteous destinies of your thoughts , but if you don't 'think' not only you have failed your progress of doing you have failed the tranquility of 'thinking'..- imset abdullahThe tilt is the begining of a side- Josh DarosaNo one knows anything until we accept the fact that we don't know anything and that's when we truly know something.- Latia HemphillCarbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo LawsYou can't grow into your future if you're still stumped by your past- Kennisha L Crawford‎life experience and true influence creates a real personality, if you don't have them then you are a copy!- diya ahmed azzonySurround yourself with distractions. It's a temporary solution. In the end, it's the people and things of substance that fuel your desire to live.- Jeremiah DixonMen must make sacrifices to families, not alcohol.- Jovonta BattleIf the truth hurts you, there's no nurse to hold your hand. Gotta take it!- Jovonta BattleWe can't see what's coming, but we can see what might come- diya ahmed azzonyI can always tell when people are lying. That's why I don't lie. Because I'm afraid people can tell when I'm lying.- Lorreda C SmithYou have not broken me yet. Breaking someone means bringing them to the point of no return. I always return. Disappearing and reappearing like a magic trick.- Meagan Lynn GervaisIt is better to chase something and never catch it than it is to catch something and loose the chase.- Duane Nelson YaukeyYou don't cheat yourself when you don't speak the truth that hurts others because not speaking truth isn't lying.- william anneIf money can't buy everything I'll buy such a thing that buys rest of the things.- Lokesh GiriWe were happy in the past, that's true even in the future.- Lokesh GiriWorld wouldn't have been the same without computers, it would have been better :0- Lokesh Giri

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