Witty Quotes

Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible. Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible...

Forgiveness Short Wisdom

Possible
Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short

Grow Age
Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer. Some songs will be better with changes in their words, music and the singer...

Change Funny Music One liners

Music
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Funny Inspirational Life Opportunity perspective

Life Door
Life is three groups of hits: that you strike, that you receive, and that you avoid. Life is three groups of hits: that you strike, that you receive, and that you avoid...

Failure Life Success

Life
Don Don't call your child 'idiot', he may be well informed about genetic heredity...

Age Family Funny Science

Call Child
Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours. Everyone has defects, and the most serious of them is to be blind about yours...

Failure Life

Blind
All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth evil

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth One liners

Past
My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.! My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.!..

Computers Funny Short

'Lifestory of a candle' Courageous it was to sacrifice itself, lighting the world of cowards who..

Inspirational

World
Each path goes somewhere, choose your destination Each path goes somewhere, choose your destination..

Courage Faith Goal Inspirational Wisdom

Path
in life, you don In life, you don't have to go through an experience to learn your lesson, just make the right..

Life Success

Life Learn Experience
When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance. When life goes easy, take it hard; Because life may not offer you a second chance...

Inspirational Life

Life Chance Second
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short wordplay

I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it. I wake up early to appreciate the beauty of the world before all the A**holes wake up and spoil it...

Beauty Funny Optimism

World Beauty Wake
It only takes one nut to make a tree. It only takes one nut to make a tree...

Short Wisdom One liners

Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics. Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics...

Business Inspirational Philosophy Short

Try Buy
Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda. Bite the hand of any government that it feeds you propaganda...

Anger Funny Inspirational Politics

Hand
Love should never take a long vacation. Love should never take a long vacation...

Love Wisdom

Love
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
You have to look beyond the mirror to see yourself. You have to look beyond the mirror to see yourself...

Goal Inspirational Science

Look
Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others..

Heart Poems Short Poverty One liners

Help Run
by controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out By controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out..

Happiness Life Short

Control
 I have no desire to be loved by anyone. My only desire is to love myself enough I have no desire to be loved by anyone. My only desire is to love myself enough ..

Beauty Confidence Desire Heart Love

Love Desire
Fine thoughts badly communicated can be as disastrous as bad thoughts well communicated. Fine thoughts badly communicated can be as disastrous as bad thoughts well communicated...

Wisdom thought

Bad
The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey..

Life Short Success wordplay

Life Journey
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short One liners

Idea
We pray to god for world peace. We pray to god for the end of poverty. We pray to god for protection. We pray to god to stop murder. We pray to god..
-Joshua

Education God

God World Peace Stop Pray
If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Computers Funny Short

Not even a single possible thing is impossible Not even a single possible thing is impossible..

Funny Inspirational Optimism Short

Impossible Possible Single
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short

Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Wisdom One liners

Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Wisdom

Want Talk
I do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way. I do not wish to follow the majority; the resources are scarce that way...

Courage Creativity Inspirational Life Opportunity

Way Wish
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think
Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director..

Leadership Life Short

Life
Respect a fool to avoid noise Respect a fool to avoid noise..

Inspirational Short Wisdom respect

Respect Fool
Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze..

Short Wisdom

Wisdom
Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it. Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it...

Life Short Wisdom

Life Keep Game
Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave..

Confidence Short

Men
The world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start The world is not going insane, it was already insane and it just took this long for us to start..

World
Though hard work pays in future it pays satisfactorily, though laziness pays off now it Though hard work pays in future it pays satisfactorily, though laziness pays off now it's never..

Inspirational Wisdom hardwork

Work Future
It doesn It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'...

Funny Short

Matter
Of course I believe in god, who else can I blame for my misfortunes. Of course I believe in god, who else can I blame for my misfortunes...

God

God Believe Blame
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Funny Short Time

Time
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine To err is human, to forgive self is not divine..

Funny Short

Human Self Forgive
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman To err is human, to forget it is inhuman..

Funny Short

Human Forget
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