You say ‘cosplay convention’ like there’s some other kind...
Funny Politics
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a..
Funny Politics Truth
Dance like everybody’s watching, and it’s North Korea and you’re Kim Jong Un...
Funny Life
As a privacy expert, my views on privacy are none of your damn business...
Are we anywhere but here yet?..
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Holding government accountable: empowering.
Holding government accounts receivable: priceless...
Politics
December 12th is International Day of Neutrality. It could have been another date, but nobody had a..
Funny Politics
If ginormous is going to be a word, so should teenytesimal...
Witty Wisdom
Stress management? Every chance I get...
Funny Work
To post my essay on the uselessness of existence, I had to sign in to the philosophy blog as an..
Philosophy
I affirm the privacy of my thoughts. My thoughts are none of my damn business...
Freedom Funny thought
Give me social democracy over capitalism any day of the week (but not weekends)...
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If fear is in the mind, and if dogs can smell fear, that makes dogs smelepathic!..
Fear mind
If we delegate writing to AI, we delegate thought, creativity, and ultimately our self-..
Funny Science Wisdom
A liar needs a good memory. I forget why...
Funny Truth
If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex???..
Failure Funny Success Wisdom
You clap when the plane lands. The plane lands when I clap...
Funny Wisdom
It's amazing what you can accomplish if you're really terrible at accomplishing things...
Funny Wisdom
This project schedule is written in stone. ... Flowing magma is stone, right?..
Work
I took a DNA ancestry test. I got a C-...
Each of us possesses an inner spiritual compass. But not everyone’s needle is magnetized...
Funny Philosophy Wisdom
If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth...
Funny Life
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But a picture of them saying this requires a caption...
Funny Wisdom
Time travel? As long as time doesn’t travel here...
Funny Time
Which mask to wear, which wear to mask...
Life
My boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from..
Business Funny Work
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer..
Computers Funny Wisdom
Call me a sentimental old fool ... but only if no hot young fools are available...
Love
It’s the end of the end of the world as we know it...
Funny Wisdom
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