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Removing the core, cooking in sugar syrup, and sealing in a glass jar preserves apples and a

Removing the core, cooking in sugar syrup, and sealing in a glass jar preserves apples and a..

If you can tell my eyes are dilated, they’re not dilated enough.

If you can tell my eyes are dilated, they’re not dilated enough...

Philosophy Wisdom

How often are we reminded that what truly matters in life can’t be quantified (I’m talking

How often are we reminded that what truly matters in life can’t be quantified (I’m talking..

Funny Life Philosophy

This shadow ban called life.

This shadow ban called life...

Better to turn a blind eye, than a blocked nasal cavity.

Better to turn a blind eye, than a blocked nasal cavity...

What an elephant never forgets isn

What an elephant never forgets isn't worth knowing in the first place...

Funny Life Wisdom

Always remember that the questions are more important than the answers. As long as you ask enough

Always remember that the questions are more important than the answers. As long as you ask enough..

Education Philosophy Wisdom

To defeat facial recognition technology, disguise your face to look like who you really are.

To defeat facial recognition technology, disguise your face to look like who you really are...

Funny Politics Wisdom

Not all who wander are lost - unless of course they hesitate while wandering.

Not all who wander are lost - unless of course they hesitate while wandering...

Funny Life Wisdom

In the AI era, smart programmers know how to get around the ‘I’m not a human’ CAPTCHA.

In the AI era, smart programmers know how to get around the ‘I’m not a human’ CAPTCHA...

We call the singer tone deaf when the orchestra’s out of tune.

We call the singer tone deaf when the orchestra’s out of tune...

Life Music Wisdom

No one’s really a fool until they stop asking questions (right?)

No one’s really a fool until they stop asking questions (right?)..

Funny Wisdom One liners

That moment just before clicking ‘I’m Not A Robot,’ when I inwardly reconfirm.

That moment just before clicking ‘I’m Not A Robot,’ when I inwardly reconfirm...

Live fast, die y

Live fast, die y..

Funny Life Philosophy Wisdom

You say ‘cosplay convention’ like there’s some other kind.

You say ‘cosplay convention’ like there’s some other kind...

The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you

The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a..

Funny Politics Truth

Dance like everybody’s watching, and it’s North Korea and you’re Kim Jong Un.

Dance like everybody’s watching, and it’s North Korea and you’re Kim Jong Un...

As a privacy expert, my views on privacy are none of your damn business.

As a privacy expert, my views on privacy are none of your damn business...

It’s said that we humans use only about ten percent of our brains. I bet if we used forty or

It’s said that we humans use only about ten percent of our brains. I bet if we used forty or..

Funny Philosophy Wisdom mind

Are we anywhere but here yet?

Are we anywhere but here yet?..

Holding government accountable: empowering.

Holding government accounts receivable: priceless.

Holding government accountable: empowering. Holding government accounts receivable: priceless...

December 12th is International Day of Neutrality. It could have been another date, but nobody had a

December 12th is International Day of Neutrality. It could have been another date, but nobody had a..

If ginormous is going to be a word, so should teenytesimal.

If ginormous is going to be a word, so should teenytesimal...

Stress management? Every chance I get.

Stress management? Every chance I get...

If I

If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm at least as big as whatever I annoy...

Funny Life Wisdom Motivational

Less addenda, more subtracta.

Less addenda, more subtracta...

Funny Philosophy Witty

Technically, every pizza comes with everything.

Technically, every pizza comes with everything...

Funny Life Philosophy Wisdom

To post my essay on the uselessness of existence, I had to sign in to the philosophy blog as an

To post my essay on the uselessness of existence, I had to sign in to the philosophy blog as an..

Trying to stay ane in an inane world.

Trying to stay ane in an inane world...

Funny Life Wisdom

Tell me more about this ‘consciousness.’

Tell me more about this ‘consciousness.’..

Funny Philosophy Wisdom

I affirm the privacy of my thoughts. My thoughts are none of my damn business.

I affirm the privacy of my thoughts. My thoughts are none of my damn business...

Freedom Funny thought

Give me social democracy over capitalism any day of the week (but not weekends).

Give me social democracy over capitalism any day of the week (but not weekends)...

Funny Life Politics

You say ‘cognitive’ and ‘dissonance’ like they’re not the same thing.

You say ‘cognitive’ and ‘dissonance’ like they’re not the same thing...

Philosophy Wisdom thought

If fear is in the mind, and if dogs can smell fear, that makes dogs smelepathic!

If fear is in the mind, and if dogs can smell fear, that makes dogs smelepathic!..

Schrödinger

Schrödinger's katydid and didn’t...

Philosophy Science Wisdom One liners

Artificial intelligence is only as intelligent as the artifice you program into it.

Artificial intelligence is only as intelligent as the artifice you program into it...

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

If the tail wags the dog, is the dog any less happy?

If the tail wags the dog, is the dog any less happy?..

Happiness Philosophy Politics Wisdom

Sometimes, getting thrown under the bus is safer than riding in it.

Sometimes, getting thrown under the bus is safer than riding in it...

Funny Inspirational Life Wisdom

If we delegate writing to AI, we delegate thought, creativity, and ultimately our self-

If we delegate writing to AI, we delegate thought, creativity, and ultimately our self-..

Funny Science Wisdom

A liar needs a good memory. I forget why.

A liar needs a good memory. I forget why...

"You did nothing wrong." – Zen master, explaining why I failed my meditation final

"You did nothing wrong." – Zen master, explaining why I failed my meditation final..

Funny Life Philosophy Wisdom

If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex???

If delay and indecision are the parents of failure, how did they ever get around to having sex???..

Failure Funny Success Wisdom

You clap when the plane lands. The plane lands when I clap.

You clap when the plane lands. The plane lands when I clap...

Where is the cache that contains hidden meanings?

Where is the cache that contains hidden meanings?..

Computers Life Philosophy Wisdom

It's amazing what you can accomplish if you're really terrible at accomplishing things...

This project schedule is written in stone. ... Flowing magma is stone, right?

This project schedule is written in stone. ... Flowing magma is stone, right?..

I took a DNA ancestry test. I got a C-.

I took a DNA ancestry test. I got a C-...

Each of us possesses an inner spiritual compass. But not everyone’s needle is magnetized.

Each of us possesses an inner spiritual compass. But not everyone’s needle is magnetized...

Funny Philosophy Wisdom

“I’m not a robot” I click robotically.

“I’m not a robot” I click robotically...

Computers Funny

If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth.

If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth...

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