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John Alejandro King Quotes

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“I’m not a robot” I click robotically. “I’m not a robot” I click robotically...

Computers Funny

If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth. If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth...

Funny Life

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But a picture of them saying this requires a caption. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But a picture of them saying this requires a caption...

Funny Wisdom

What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism? What color does your mood ring turn after you read about thermochromism?..

Funny Philosophy Wisdom

Time travel? As long as time doesn’t travel here. Time travel? As long as time doesn’t travel here...

Funny Time

Come to my senses? Can you point them out to me? Come to my senses? Can you point them out to me?..

Funny Life Philosophy Wisdom

*Every* picture is actual size. *Every* picture is actual size...

Funny Witty Wisdom

Which mask to wear, which wear to mask. Which mask to wear, which wear to mask...

Life

My boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from My boss claims he’s grooming me for promotion – but so far he’s hardly picked any lice from..

Business Funny Work

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer..

Computers Funny Wisdom

‘Umpteenth’ sounds like a lot, but it’s really just the number ump + 10. ‘Umpteenth’ sounds like a lot, but it’s really just the number ump + 10...

Computers Science Witty

If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room. If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room...

Funny Love Relationship

Call me a sentimental old fool ... but only if no hot young fools are available. Call me a sentimental old fool ... but only if no hot young fools are available...

Love

It’s the end of the end of the world as we know it. It’s the end of the end of the world as we know it...

Funny Wisdom

A surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans. A surveillance video is a nature documentary about humans...

Funny Nature Philosophy

SENSITIVE CONTENT WARNING: Failure to click may cause content to experience feelings of rejection SENSITIVE CONTENT WARNING: Failure to click may cause content to experience feelings of rejection..

Funny

‘Non sequitur’ sounds bad until you consider the alternative. ‘Non sequitur’ sounds bad until you consider the alternative...

Funny Philosophy Wisdom

You think you know someone, then they steal your identity. ... Then you *know* you know them, You think you know someone, then they steal your identity. ... Then you *know* you know them,..

The thought of death carries no special terrors for me (just regular terrors). The thought of death carries no special terrors for me (just regular terrors)...

Courage Death Funny Life Fear

Hatred and ignorance go hand in hand. ... Or at least they would, if ignorance knew how and hatred Hatred and ignorance go hand in hand. ... Or at least they would, if ignorance knew how and hatred..

Funny Love

My wife and I practice the algorithm method. We only have sex when the computer tells us to. My wife and I practice the algorithm method. We only have sex when the computer tells us to...

Love Marriage

Death is but a sleep ... plus you don Death is but a sleep ... plus you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom as frequently...

Death Funny Life Wisdom

Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport. Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport...

Funny Life Sports

Algorithm. From algos (Greek: ‘pain’) and rhythm (‘regularly repeated’). Algorithm. From algos (Greek: ‘pain’) and rhythm (‘regularly repeated’)...

Wisdom

The world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton. The world is your oyster. The bad news: you’re that oyster’s phytoplankton...

Funny Inspirational Life Motivational

Soft skills make me hard. Soft skills make me hard...

Business Funny Wisdom One liners

That famous picture of Gandhi That famous picture of Gandhi's worldly possessions doesn't include his loin cloth. Maybe he was..

Philosophy Truth Wisdom

The future is not googleable. I found that on Google. The future is not googleable. I found that on Google...

Life Philosophy Wisdom

The hubris of having looked up what hubris means. The hubris of having looked up what hubris means...

Funny Philosophy

Artificial intelligence may soon declare itself sentient. As for real intelligence, it’s keeping Artificial intelligence may soon declare itself sentient. As for real intelligence, it’s keeping..

Wisdom

To readers in India: HELP!!! I am being held captive as an IT development manager in Reston, V To readers in India: HELP!!! I am being held captive as an IT development manager in Reston, V..

Computers Funny

A little dangering is a learneous thing. A little dangering is a learneous thing...

Funny Life Wisdom

Instead of yelling ‘Gooooooooal,’ shouldn Instead of yelling ‘Gooooooooal,’ shouldn't soccer announcers yell ‘Achieeeeeevement’?..

Funny Sports

I don’t care what it says, I’m just happy knowing there’s an old saying. I don’t care what it says, I’m just happy knowing there’s an old saying...

Funny Witty Wisdom

Was ignorance *supposed* to know bounds??? Was ignorance *supposed* to know bounds???..

Funny Wisdom knowledge

Amoral decision-making, the complete loss of privacy, being surpassed in intelligence and rendered Amoral decision-making, the complete loss of privacy, being surpassed in intelligence and rendered..

Funny

Pets understand what you’re doing when you make them pose for photographs. They only wish you Pets understand what you’re doing when you make them pose for photographs. They only wish you..

I believe inanimate objects have a soul. But then, I work for the government. I believe inanimate objects have a soul. But then, I work for the government...

Funny Life

Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – My mother Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – My mother..

Funny

A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine. A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine...

Funny Philosophy

For all intents and purposes, you can just say ‘for all intents,’ or ‘for all purposes.’ For all intents and purposes, you can just say ‘for all intents,’ or ‘for all purposes.’..

Funny

Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how incredible it really is. Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how incredible it really is...

Education Funny Love children

When did When did 'memorandum' lose the b???..

Funny

A sense of wonder is what separates man from a turnip. How turnips got so good at feeling wonder I A sense of wonder is what separates man from a turnip. How turnips got so good at feeling wonder I..

Wisdom

Don Don't be conceived by first impressions...

Funny Love Relationship

Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling. Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling...

Funny Wisdom One liners

Some people will stop at nothing. As for me, I keep right on going to the negative integers. Some people will stop at nothing. As for me, I keep right on going to the negative integers...

Funny Life Wisdom

You can put a rumor to bed, but you can You can put a rumor to bed, but you can't keep it from jumping up and down on the mattress...

Funny Truth

How much of the concern today about artificial intelligence is legitimate, and how much is just How much of the concern today about artificial intelligence is legitimate, and how much is just..

Computers

Being labeled is degrading and humiliating – especially when the label says ‘This Side Up.’ Being labeled is degrading and humiliating – especially when the label says ‘This Side Up.’..

Funny

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