" If you are stealing from Peter to pay Paul, pay Peter by stealing from Tom.. It will buy you a

" If you are stealing from Peter to pay Paul, pay Peter by stealing from Tom.. It will buy you a couple of months. " - Klaatu 2018 -Cole Ford

Published On: February 03rd 2018, Saturday @ 8:08:12 PM

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