" We have satellites that can read a license plate from space, but we cannot find Bigfoot. Damn

" We have satellites that can read a license plate from space, but we cannot find Bigfoot. Damn it.. I cannot find my keys. " - Klaatu 2018 -Cole Ford

Published On: January 30th 2018, Tuesday @ 9:02:29 AM

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