I PLAYED MY GUITAR IN NASHVILLE. THEY DISPLAYED MY ARTWORK IN THE FRIST MUSEUM. I GOT DRUNK AT TOOTSIES AND FINALLY GAVE UP. MY CAREER AS AN ARTIST IS ON HOLD BECAUSE THE FLUKE GOT A JOB SOMWHERE ON A MOVIE SET. PLEASE ASK EDITH IF SHE HAS MY LAMBORGHINI KEYS. I THINK SCOOBY DOO LEFT THEM AT MY UNVAILING. AND THEY CALLED IT CONTEMPORARY ART. I ALMOST GOT ARRESTED. -Jasen cordiero

Published On: February 07th 2018, Wednesday @ 9:27:05 PM

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