Short Witty Quotes Pictures

Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible. Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible...

Forgiveness Short Witty Wisdom

Possible
Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short Witty

Grow Age
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time Witty

All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.! My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.!..

Computers Funny Short Witty

Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short Witty wordplay

It only takes one nut to make a tree. It only takes one nut to make a tree...

Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics. Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics...

Business Inspirational Philosophy Short Witty

Try Buy
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others..

Heart Poems Short Witty Poverty

Help Run
by controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out By controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out..

Happiness Life Short Witty

Control
The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey..

Life Short Success Witty wordplay

Life Journey
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short Witty One liners

Idea
If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Computers Funny Short Witty

Not even a single possible thing is impossible Not even a single possible thing is impossible..

Funny Inspirational Optimism Short Witty

Impossible Possible Single
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short Witty

Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom

Want Talk
Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair. Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair...

Life Short Witty

Life
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Funny Life Short Witty

Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director..

Leadership Life Short Witty

Life
Death is just nature Death is just nature's way of making room for birth...

Death Funny Short Witty One liners

Way Death
Don Don't fall in too much love with yourself, you may never get out of it..

Love Short Witty

Love
If you can If you can't do the best thing, do the second best thing..

Philosophy Short Witty

Second
Respect a fool to avoid noise Respect a fool to avoid noise..

Inspirational Short Witty Wisdom respect

Respect Fool
If you are ready for everything, everything will be ready for you If you are ready for everything, everything will be ready for you..

Short Witty

Ready
We humans fear the unknown, therefore the fear of being alone is the fear of self. We humans fear the unknown, therefore the fear of being alone is the fear of self...

Freedom Loneliness Relationship Short Witty

Being Fear Self Alone
Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze..

Short Witty Wisdom

Wisdom
Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it. Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it...

Life Short Witty Wisdom

Life Keep Game
Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave..

Confidence Short Witty

Men
Since it Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try..

Funny Short Witty

Try
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Funny Life Optimism Short Witty

Life Expect
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

Funny Love Short Witty

Love Hurt Hell Heaven
It doesn It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'...

Funny Short Witty

Matter
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Funny Short Time Witty

Time
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine To err is human, to forgive self is not divine..

Funny Short Witty

Human Self Forgive
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman To err is human, to forget it is inhuman..

Funny Short Witty

Human Forget
Little truth is better than a great lie.. Little truth is better than a great lie....

Philosophy Short Truth Witty One liners

Truth Lie
You You'll ignore a lot of things when you do away with ignorance...

Funny Short Witty One liners

Ignorance Ignore
Nurture yourself as a father, this is one way to nurture your children. Nurture yourself as a father, this is one way to nurture your children...

Short Witty One liners children

Way Children
To speak without knowledge is worse than having knowledge without speaking. To speak without knowledge is worse than having knowledge without speaking...

Short Witty knowledge

Knowledge Speak Worse
The secret of a beautiful lie lays in an ugly truth.. The secret of a beautiful lie lays in an ugly truth....

Philosophy Short Truth Witty Wisdom

Truth Beautiful Lie
We don We don't make patience. Patience makes us...

Patience Short Witty

Patience
To have a problem is not enough ; you must have hope beside it. To have a problem is not enough ; you must have hope beside it...

Hope Inspirational Short Witty

Hope Problem
Laziness is tolerable, but its consequences are completely intolerable Laziness is tolerable, but its consequences are completely intolerable..

Failure Life Sad Short Witty


Top 10 Short Witty Quotes

Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing.- mohdmustafa99I love to go deeper to know the truth rather than to accept lie at a glance..- Kayode Seyi TayoA bird in the hand is probably not alive.- Raymond Richard ReepIf time is money then procrastination is a thief..- Aye AyeEven the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi TayoPeople who think money is the root of all evil haven't tried radishes- David SchapiroThere is cowardice in exaggerating one's own courage. ‎- mohdmustafa99Some people are good at throwing others under the bus.- joey the poetDon't wish to be somebody else, be somebody who is getting better.- Charlotte HarrisLife is not the way only ; it's both the way and the hindrances.- mohdmustafa99

All Short Witty Quotes

That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name.- mohdmustafa99Very acceptable statements are not arguments.- mohdmustafa99May you' is more workable than 'you must- mohdmustafa99You couldn't speak the truth, if it climbed up your throat and crawled out of your mouth.- Cory PowellA meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted- Timothy Michael LongDear Forever, I'm sorry you didn't last..- Daleen IrshaidI tried to pay attention, but attention paid me.- Darab ImteyazSo many would say, 'past is past. ' So why study history?- Gregorio SantosCommon sense is uncommon in common ; )- aftabkhanThe only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge.- Jack BrownPatience is a virtue! so is controlled intentional impatience.- Lokesh GiriLies kill trust while truth expose decisiveness- success songFocus even when there are distractions..- success songI minimize the sympathy to maximize the empathy..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiYou are not alone , but you can't know this unless you sit alone.- mohdmustafa99Efficiency is to get rid of revision whenever you do..- mohdmustafa99Great nations want to keep us laughter, to keep having something to laugh at.- mohdmustafa99A pessimist must not be a person of his word.- mohdmustafa99The puzzle is not the black , nor the white; but the grey.- mohdmustafa99To change the coach is not enough to make winning. You also need to change the players.- mohdmustafa99To define a well-known aspect is to make it mysterious.- mohdmustafa99We want happiness to go along the way , but it always goes across.- mohdmustafa99There is no bad language , but there is no language without bad words.- mohdmustafa99If all of them succeeded, then that is not significant success- mohdmustafa99Rationality decreases imagination.- mohdmustafa99Justice, as a very important matter , should not be only the affair of justice administrations- mohdmustafa99Greater the wish ; lesser the work to do for- mohdmustafa99What is the matter that is neither imported nor exported? Isn't it nationalism ?- mohdmustafa99Poverty was the main cause of crime; today, crime doesn't depend much on poverty to be.- mohdmustafa99A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiBoredom is earnest since it makes you accustomed to.- mohdmustafa99You cannot judge the world as wrong and you as right unless you are an extraterrestrial.- mohdmustafa99Teach me the abacus; I want to calculate the pure ones.- mohdmustafa99The bigger the gate, the less possibility to go through.- mohdmustafa99When you interfere to stop a clash, that whom you soothe first is the assailant.- mohdmustafa99Teach your dog barking, but teach it also when to bark and at whom.- mohdmustafa99I dislike breaking ties with others, but when they do, I do better.- mohdmustafa99I mean what I say , but whatever I say, hasn't a single meaning.- mohdmustafa99Knowledge is the matter that we can't pretend , nor hide.- mohdmustafa99One mistake too many critics- Murtaza MairajA fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard ReepA museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard ReepWith less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard ReepAlways remember birthday as the beginning and never forget death day as the end..- Aye AyeSanity is immeasurable; insanity is. ‎- mohdmustafa99Going on straight isn't to be backward again..- Kayode Seyi TayoLoving is short, forgetting is long- Godlisten mushyYou don't complicate rather uncomplicated life..- Kayode Seyi TayoIf I were your lighthouse we'd be awaken by the sounds of ships crashing against the shore.- Brandon KellumEvery crown is for the head, but every head can't be crowned.- Dr. Anil ShehzadUse of exclamation marks is increasing !- mohdmustafa99Play up anger , but don't be a good actor.- mohdmustafa99What you haven't done is not the business of history.- mohdmustafa99You have to do what you got to do until you can do what you want to do.- Tariq AlinurTo cease is a piece of peace.- mohdmustafa99You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99Two advises are less workable than one.- mohdmustafa99Good apology can't be repetitive.- mohdmustafa99A lipstick decorates teeth.- mohdmustafa99Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie.- mohdmustafa99Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99Success is just another word for 'I did it!'- James RolfIf the devil went down to Georgia and left a golden fiddle somewhere, it's only because he had to make room for everyone going back.- Cory PowellI reject your reality and substitute my own!- DeNae\' BradyDon't mistake my attention for affection and my indifference for calmness.- Sapna Dhandh SharmaIf we focus only on outer beauty, we refuse to see the great things wrapped in small packages.- Kunmilade AdedokunShe's got her dreams in her hands, and her heart strapped onto a dolphin under the sea.- Samrita AdwaniI do some of my best works when I am asleep- sandeep ShankaranarayananWe used to draw a line first then blur it, now we draw a blur and blur it further- sandeep ShankaranarayananNo one knows anything until we accept the fact that we don't know anything and that's when we truly know something.- Latia HemphillHow we do things largely depends on how we do 'nothing'.- Lokesh GiriI do what I can love, thus I love what I do.- Lokesh GiriDie hard or work smart.- Lokesh Giri