Short Witty Quotes

Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible. Judgement is a heavy burden to bear. Lift as little as possible...

Forgiveness Short Witty Wisdom

Possible
Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short Witty

Grow Age
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time Witty

All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth Witty evil

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.! My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.!..

Computers Funny Short Witty

Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short Witty wordplay

It only takes one nut to make a tree. It only takes one nut to make a tree...

Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics. Buy and try; this is economics. Try and buy; this is metaphysics...

Business Inspirational Philosophy Short Witty

Try Buy
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others Real poverty is when you run out of ideas to help others..

Heart Poems Short Witty Poverty

Help Run
by controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out By controlling the tongue we control both what goes in and what comes out..

Happiness Life Short Witty

Control
The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey The only journey in life, is the life you choose to be your journey..

Life Short Success Witty wordplay

Life Journey
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short Witty One liners

Idea
If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Computers Funny Short Witty

Not even a single possible thing is impossible Not even a single possible thing is impossible..

Funny Inspirational Optimism Short Witty

Impossible Possible Single
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short Witty

Love People Find
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom

Want Talk
Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair. Some say life is unfair. But sometimes, WE are the ones making our own lives unfair...

Life Short Witty

Life
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Funny Life Short Witty

Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director Life is the script, we are the actors and fate is the director..

Leadership Life Short Witty

Life
Death is just nature Death is just nature's way of making room for birth...

Death Funny Short Witty One liners

Way Death
Don Don't fall in too much love with yourself, you may never get out of it..

Love Short Witty

Love
If you can If you can't do the best thing, do the second best thing..

Philosophy Short Witty

Second
Respect a fool to avoid noise Respect a fool to avoid noise..

Inspirational Short Witty Wisdom respect

Respect Fool
If you are ready for everything, everything will be ready for you If you are ready for everything, everything will be ready for you..

Short Witty

We humans fear the unknown, therefore the fear of being alone is the fear of self. We humans fear the unknown, therefore the fear of being alone is the fear of self...

Freedom Loneliness Relationship Short Witty

Being Fear Self Alone
Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze Wisdom is a spark, but foolishness is a blaze..

Short Witty Wisdom

Wisdom
Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it. Life is a game, those who keep winning get more interested in it...

Life Short Witty Wisdom

Life Keep Game
Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave Not all brave men are compassionate, because some are misunderstood to be brave..

Confidence Short Witty

Men
Since it Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try..

Funny Short Witty

Try
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Funny Life Optimism Short Witty

Life Expect
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

Funny Love Short Witty

Love Hurt Hell Heaven
It doesn It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'...

Funny Short Witty

Matter
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Funny Short Time Witty

Time
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine To err is human, to forgive self is not divine..

Funny Short Witty

Human Self Forgive
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman To err is human, to forget it is inhuman..

Funny Short Witty

Human Forget
To speak without knowledge is worse than having knowledge without speaking. To speak without knowledge is worse than having knowledge without speaking...

Short Witty knowledge

Knowledge Speak Worse
The secret of a beautiful lie lays in an ugly truth.. The secret of a beautiful lie lays in an ugly truth....

Philosophy Short Truth Witty Wisdom

Truth Beautiful Lie
We don We don't make patience. Patience makes us...

Patience Short Witty

Patience
To have a problem is not enough ; you must have hope beside it. To have a problem is not enough ; you must have hope beside it...

Hope Inspirational Short Witty

Hope Problem
I love to go deeper to know the truth rather than to accept lie at a glance.. I love to go deeper to know the truth rather than to accept lie at a glance....

Love Nature Short Truth Witty

Love Know Truth Lie Accept
Life is not the way only ; it Life is not the way only ; it's both the way and the hindrances...

Courage Life Short Success Witty

Life Way
That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name. That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name...

Funny Opportunity Short Witty Wisdom

Dear Forever, I Dear Forever, I'm sorry you didn't last....

Funny Short Witty

Forever
Remember when Remember when 'enter' used to be a sign on the door, not a key on the computer?..

Computers History Short Witty

Remember Door
The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge. The only immortality that humans can achieve is through the passing on of our knowledge...

Life Philosophy Short Witty knowledge

Knowledge Achieve
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