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I am not afraid of life, I am just afraid of coffin makers to become doctors and nurses...
La Envidia es mas comun de lo Que creemos ,mucha gente te celebra tus triunfos mientras no..
WISE SAYINGS/INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ARE NOT ORDINARILY. BUT IMAGINATION'S FROM THE CLOUD...
Just because you choose to value something does not necessarily make it truly valuable, and just..
"Can I mom? Pop said it was ok." "Can I pop? Mom said it was ok." Parent ping pong was my favorite..
An empty box, a ribbon and a bow... The most favorite Christmas gifts a one year could ever hope to..
When you are a little kid, catching a three inch Bluegill all by yourself is an event that gives..
When I was young, catching crawdads in the creek was so much fun, that is, until a particularly..
You can always find comfort in the thought that, light is always light only unto light never a..
Sharing a bed with someone who constantly takes all the blankets and most of the bed space is..
The most intelligent people to have ever managed to change the world, have only been the ones dumb..
I Hope whatever you’re doing makes you smile and happy. There’s no room for anything else...
If being unreasonable is the fault, tolerating unreasonableness is your fault..
My lips where made,to kiss,my family,the man I Love, lipstick,lip gloss,and my favorite foods and..
My lips where made,to kiss,my family,the man I Love, lipstick,lip gloss,and my favorite foods and..
Top 10 Funny Quotes
Mushrooms will paint you the picture. LSD will read you the book- LYGAS
You don't necessarily have to smoke or drink to enjoy listening to Miles Davis’ Kind of Blues.- Jose Cassais
Speak your work language and others will tell you where you work.- Fn Shihepo
For all intents and purposes, you can just say ‘for all intents,’ or ‘for all purposes.’- John Alejandro King
“At times opinions are like inions. They are spelled similarly and are sometimes a pain in the neck.”- FRANCO CIANFLONE
PERHAPS YOUR HAPPINESS CAN BE FOUND BEHIND THE "NEW" BUTTON.- jERico Templado
B.I.B.L.E. MEANS: B = BASIC. I = INFORMATION. B = BEFORE. L = LEAVING. E = EARTH.- jERico Templado
ETERNAL LIFE IS GOOD, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT AN ETERNAL HELL.- jERico Templado
WRINKLES AND GREY HAIR ARE SYMBOLS OF LONG LIFE. JUST BE PROUD HAVING THEM BOTH.- jERico Templado
Omninos solution is the best mobile app developmet company in india.- Abhijeet
Life + Funny Quotes ⇑
Life Quotes
PERHAPS YOUR HAPPINESS CAN BE FOUND BEHIND THE "NEW" BUTTON. - jERico Templado
“At times opinions are like inions. They are spelled similarly and are sometimes a pain in the neck.” - FRANCO CIANFLONE
Mushrooms will paint you the picture. LSD will read you the book - LYGAS
If being unreasonable is the fault, tolerating unreasonableness is your fault - LYGAS
I believe inanimate objects have a soul. But then, I work for the government. - John Alejandro King
When I was young, catching crawdads in the creek was so much fun, that is, until a particularly large crawdad decided to catch me back! - Arthur A Forman
When you are a little kid, catching a three inch Bluegill all by yourself is an event that gives you an amazing sense of accomplishment... - Arthur A Forman
An empty box, a ribbon and a bow... The most favorite Christmas gifts a one year could ever hope to receive... - Arthur A Forman
When I was a kid, my only choice of tennis shoes were PF Flyers or US Keds. When I would run over a pile of used lumber, neither of them kept the nails from stabbing me in the bottom of my foot. I was a Tetanus shot junkie! - Arthur A Forman
"Can I mom? Pop said it was ok." "Can I pop? Mom said it was ok." Parent ping pong was my favorite game when I was a kid and I was a champion at it!... -Arthur A Forman - Arthur A Forman
When we were kids, if our hotdog fell off the stick into the fire, we'd find a way to flip it out, wipe it off, and then we would happily eat it. When we get older we grumble and complain if our steak isn't cooked just right or our fries aren't hot enough... - Arthur A Forman
All Funny Quotes ⇑
How sad that the memory cannot be killed. It alone destroys our lives. How painful it is to live with the funny phrase "time heals everything" in mind.- Tilantha hansanath
A TRUE CIVIL ENGINEERING PROFESSOR KEEPS HIS LECTURE NOTES IN HIS BRAIN, NOT COPYING LECTURE NOTES FROM HIS HAND.- jERico Templado
Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how incredible it really is.- John Alejandro King
I grew up in the world of Mr Bean shooting light bulbs which means Good Night.- Fn Shihepo
The time and and effort spent on quarreling with what end, obtuse or acute, the egg should be broken, is not worthy of eating this very damn egg.- Alexander R Povolotsky
The doctor prescribed to the patient to rest in peace.- Alexander R Povolotsky
The following warning has to be placed on each Trojan horse : "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts".- Alexander R Povolotsky
Mientras envejecemos Nos Volvemos mas Fuertes en lo Que antes eramos debiles y mas debiles en lo que eramos mas fuertes!- Claudia
El triunfo se escribe siempre en Plural,Nada Grandioso,se logra Solo !- Claudia
El triunfo se escribe siempre en Plural,Nada Grandioso,se logra Solo !- Claudia
When my Grand-Sugar were younger and acting up I'd say you must be having,C.B.S. Crazy,Baby, Syndrome- Sylvia Loven Carter
Not all scammers are found online, several of them have even married you.- Junfil Olarte
Not all scammers are found online, several of them have even married you.- Junfil Olarte
TIME - Two facts about time: 1- It’s simply the passing of events. Nothing more. Nothing less. 2- It’s relative. (It depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.)- Steven Michael Owens
When did 'memorandum' lose the b???- John Alejandro King
IF YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT YOU THINK, YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT YOU DO.- Justin Winski
La apatia atrae mas Atencion que la Empatia!- Claudia
Hay cosas que no valen lo que Cuestan Y hay cosas que no cuestan lo Que valen.- Claudia
No camines de la mano con gente que tiene los pies sucios,por que te pueden ensuciar el camino hacia tu meta .- Claudia
LA vida Se toma como el buen Vino : DESPACITO ,CON medida y con Alegria!- Claudia
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