Funny Love Quotes Pictures

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say 'I understand your pain. it's gonna be okay' have..

Funny Life Love Relationship falling in love

Want Pain Understand
Without you I can Without you I can't Breathe, I love you so much, 'My Nose'..

Funny Love Short

Love
Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal Let your spirit carry happiness so that you can clothe your tongue with words that may build, heal..

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Happiness Spirit Build
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short Witty wordplay

Whoever came up with the saying Whoever came up with the saying 'money cannot buy love' was so broke, in that he just didn't know..

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Know Buy
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

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Love Hurt Hell Heaven
Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death. Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death...

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Love Death
When the cat and god are at play together, God is as work. When the cat and god are at play together, God is as work...

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God Work Together Play
Why should I love you ? I want to love you without Why should I love you ? I want to love you without 'should'..

Funny Love Short One liners

Love Want
Love doesn Love doesn't only play with hearts but also with adrenal glands..

Funny Heart Love Short One liners

Love Play
Marriage is one way to free oneself from love Marriage is one way to free oneself from love..

Funny Love Marriage Short One liners

Love Way
Ladies in a relationship should stop posting their beautiful pictures, why advertise goods that are Ladies in a relationship should stop posting their beautiful pictures, why advertise goods that are..

Funny Love Relationship falling in love

Beautiful Stop Relationship
First love is a good training opportunity to process the second serenely. First love is a good training opportunity to process the second serenely...

Funny Love Opportunity Short falling in love

Love Second Opportunity Process
My wife is beautiful, intelligent and kind. Her only flaw is that she is real :) My wife is beautiful, intelligent and kind. Her only flaw is that she is real :)..

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Beautiful
My heart is on a mission to love you and I My heart is on a mission to love you and I'm just following the order from upstairs!..

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Love Heart Order
Where there are love birds there are bird watchers. Where there are love birds there are bird watchers...

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Love
Today, you know that a girl doesn Today, you know that a girl doesn't like you, when she sees you coming and puts a cell phone on her..

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Know Today Girl
Falling in love is like getting really drunk, it Falling in love is like getting really drunk, it's fun while you are drunk until the next morning..

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Love Fun
LOVE: celebration of the absence of the other type of chromosome [of course this doesn LOVE: celebration of the absence of the other type of chromosome [of course this doesn't explain..

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Love
All these years I thought he had the key to my heart; only to find out he was a locksmith. All these years I thought he had the key to my heart; only to find out he was a locksmith...

Funny Heart Love Marriage Relationship

Heart Find Thought
The person you lay next to night after night, should not be your opponent fight after fight. The person you lay next to night after night, should not be your opponent fight after fight...

Funny Life Love Marriage Relationship

Fight Night
If you are as crazy as me, then were are both sane If you are as crazy as me, then were are both sane..

Funny Life Love perspective

live is not a game it Live is not a game it's a nightmare..

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Game
LOVE= A four letter lie LOVE= A four letter lie..

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Love Lie
a man can invent a time machine while a woman is getting ready to go out for the night A man can invent a time machine while a woman is getting ready to go out for the night..

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Time Night Ready
love is like a rain it will come and go Love is like a rain it will come and go..

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Love Rain
Women fall in love through their ears, and what about men? men! they just need to know you are Women fall in love through their ears, and what about men? men! they just need to know you are..

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Love Know Need Men Women
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently. Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently...

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Life Build
I was among the crowd like the beautiful Black Beauty but she preferred the Zebra. I was among the crowd like the beautiful Black Beauty but she preferred the Zebra...

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Beautiful Beauty
I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored. I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored...

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship

You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will..

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Success

Know
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Love Want Experience
Let's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is..
-Marie Yolande Pierre

Funny Inspirational Life Love Relationship

Life Learn Enjoy Control Business
Good guys are not hard to find. We just don Good guys are not hard to find. We just don't want you..

Funny Life Love Relationship heart break

Want Find
when somebody says When somebody says 'couple' I assume it's 4 or more people..

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People
Going through your man Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Good whispering or gossip requires either a conspiracy or love affairs Good whispering or gossip requires either a conspiracy or love affairs..

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Love
Art is rich, but artists are poor! Art is rich, but artists are poor!..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Poor Rich Art
If it tickles thighs, it flies! If it tickles thighs, it flies!..

Funny Love Relationship

I propose a toast to the Daily roast amongst the humorous inhabitants from coast to coast. I propose a toast to the Daily roast amongst the humorous inhabitants from coast to coast...

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Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbor who has an ugly daughter and keeps calling me in-law Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbor who has an ugly daughter and keeps calling me in-law..

Funny Love Relationship falling in love

Heart
The moon is not important as it was because of the Gregorian calendar, electricity, aeronautics, The moon is not important as it was because of the Gregorian calendar, electricity, aeronautics,..

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Love
Love is a disease, to cure use the placebo. Love is a disease, to cure use the placebo...

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Love
My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along! My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along!..

Funny Love Relationship Truth heart break

Love Idea
Money can buy love. Every time I go shopping I buy things I love. Money can buy love. Every time I go shopping I buy things I love...

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Love Time Money Buy
remixing of music is brutality with the originals Remixing of music is brutality with the originals..

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Music
Even women Even women's movements didn't call for increase of women's presentation in men's hearts...

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Call
When ladies gossip about me , they whisper about my When ladies gossip about me , they whisper about my 'strange' choices...

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Top 10 Funny Love Quotes

The egoist expenses 50 percent of love to oneself, and keeps the remainder as an emergency account.- mohdmustafa99If you are happy loving yourself, loving the other is not possible , because you cannot cheat on yourself- john joseph porroA man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poetHappiness is irritating your Best Friend in the most insane way- Suyog PotdarThe truth is i'm already taken by someone who is already taken by someone..- ash LOVE is related to Newton's third law, deeper the love equal amount of pain in the end - Ruthvik SuriLove is a crime if you don't abide by its rules and regulations.- Oscar Auliq IceMy love increases when you are close.- Joe CervantesOnly Jesus can love those who don't love themselves. So unless you plan on being a nun, learn to love yourself.- Lorreda C SmithIf you loved once then you truly are in love, if you loved twice the first one was a mistake, if you loved three times maybe there is something wrong with you.- justin carter

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For some reason this question always appears in my head ,I know I love you, but why? My answer, Y. O. L. O so why not love you! - Tee WilliamsYou can't take back what is stuck in you- Austin Rowland Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- CamillaAnother word for marriage is compromise.- shiza shahidLoves makes you fly so does weed, love makes you happy so does weed, love makes you cry so does.. naah not weed.. so which is better love or weed??.. :O- Naman sreenLove is not worth dying, that's why God made up crying- kayla lynnI'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love.- Christopher Jesus DiazTo show that you love someone. Don't do it on facebook.- Brandon McCullochI really don't like you. I just love you.- Meagan Lynn GervaisOnly those who are in love are allowed to have the luxury to say something stupid- Lokesh GiriWhy just love your neighbors? Love their neighbors too.- Lokesh Giri