Without you I can't Breathe, I love you so much, 'My Nose'..
Whoever came up with the saying 'money cannot buy love' was so broke, in that he just didn't know..
Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death...
My wife is beautiful, intelligent and kind. Her only flaw is that she is real :)..
Love isn't suppose to be like ready mix cement which drys up quickly and then hardens...
My heart is on a mission to love you and I'm just following the order from upstairs!..
Love Heart Order
Where there are love birds there are bird watchers...
Today, you know that a girl doesn't like you, when she sees you coming and puts a cell phone on her..
Know Today Girl
LOVE: celebration of the absence of the other type of chromosome [of course this doesn't explain..
Top 10 Funny Love Quotes
The person you lay next to night after night, should not be your opponent fight after fight.- Rob Giesbrecht
If you are as crazy as me, then were are both sane- Daniel Berg
Live is not a game it's a nightmare- kolwer perez
LOVE= A four letter lie- Rachelle Crandell
A man can invent a time machine while a woman is getting ready to go out for the night- diya ahmed azzony
Love is like a rain it will come and go- kubhendra
Women fall in love through their ears, and what about men? men! they just need to know you are available.- Lisa Roy
My heart will describe more than my hands will ever write- Kabir Khivan Singh
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently.- asokha
I was among the crowd like the beautiful Black Beauty but she preferred the Zebra.- Joe Cervantes
All Funny Love Quotes ⇑
I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored.- ameya agrawal
You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will never know if you do not know things.- ameya agrawal
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somal
Let's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes.- Marie Yolande Pierre
Good guys are not hard to find. We just don't want you- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
When somebody says 'couple' I assume it's 4 or more people- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Good whispering or gossip requires either a conspiracy or love affairs- mohdmustafa99
Art is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil Xhafa
If it tickles thighs, it flies!- THIGHBRUSH
I propose a toast to the Daily roast amongst the humorous inhabitants from coast to coast.- Raul Pompe
Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbor who has an ugly daughter and keeps calling me in-law- Mr vybs live
The moon is not important as it was because of the Gregorian calendar, electricity, aeronautics, satellites and disappearance of romantic love.- mohdmustafa99
Love is a disease, to cure use the placebo.- mohdmustafa99
My idea of Love.. was perfect, until You came along!- Shweta Fernandes
Money can buy love. Every time I go shopping I buy things I love.- mohdmustafa99
Remixing of music is brutality with the originals- Vivek Sahney
Even women's movements didn't call for increase of women's presentation in men's hearts.- mohdmustafa99
When ladies gossip about me , they whisper about my 'strange' choices.- mohdmustafa99
The egoist expenses 50 percent of love to oneself, and keeps the remainder as an emergency account.- mohdmustafa99
If you are happy loving yourself, loving the other is not possible , because you cannot cheat on yourself- john joseph porro
A man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poet
Happiness is irritating your Best Friend in the most insane way- Suyog Potdar
The truth is i'm already taken by someone who is already taken by someone..- ash
LOVE is related to Newton's third law, deeper the love equal amount of pain in the end - Ruthvik Suri
Love is a crime if you don't abide by its rules and regulations.- Oscar Auliq Ice
My love increases when you are close.- Joe Cervantes
Only Jesus can love those who don't love themselves. So unless you plan on being a nun, learn to love yourself.- Lorreda C Smith
If you loved once then you truly are in love, if you loved twice the first one was a mistake, if you loved three times maybe there is something wrong with you.- justin carter
For some reason this question always appears in my head ,I know I love you, but why? My answer, Y. O. L. O so why not love you! - Tee Williams
You can't take back what is stuck in you- Austin Rowland
Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla
Another word for marriage is compromise.- shiza shahid
Loves makes you fly so does weed, love makes you happy so does weed, love makes you cry so does.. naah not weed.. so which is better love or weed??.. :O- Naman sreen
Love is not worth dying, that's why God made up crying- kayla lynn
I'm a lover and a fighter, I love to fight and I fight for love.- Christopher Jesus Diaz
To show that you love someone. Don't do it on facebook.- Brandon McCulloch
I really don't like you. I just love you.- Meagan Lynn Gervais
Only those who are in love are allowed to have the luxury to say something stupid- Lokesh giri
Why just love your neighbors? Love their neighbors too.- Lokesh giri