Short Funny Quotes

Most of us never grow up, but our age does. Most of us never grow up, but our age does...

Age Funny Short Witty

Grow Age
Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Funny Inspirational Short Success Truth

People Dream Impossible Possible
Without you I can Without you I can't Breathe, I love you so much, 'My Nose'..

Funny Love Short

Love
Do not Do not 'Aprilify' my foolishness, nor 'Augustinize' my temper...

Funny Short Time Witty

All that glitters is the root of all evil. All that glitters is the root of all evil...

Funny Short Truth Witty evil

Evil
A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction. A stitch in time saves a wardrobe malfunction...

Funny Short Truth Witty

Time
Museums are a thing of the past Museums are a thing of the past..

Funny Short Truth Witty One liners

Past
Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair..

Age Funny Life Short

Age
My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.! My computer is SO OLD, it has Windows B.C.!..

Computers Funny Short Witty

Devil is in the detail, everywhere else there is leadership rhetoric! Devil is in the detail, everywhere else there is leadership rhetoric!..

Faith Funny Short

Peace is a war without killing. ‎ Peace is a war without killing. ‎..

Funny Peace Politics Short War

Peace War
Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted. Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted...

Funny Happiness Life Short

Happiness
Nothing can affect me more than his affection : ) Nothing can affect me more than his affection : )..

Funny Love Short Witty wordplay

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. And a garlic a day keeps everybody away...

Funny Short

Day
Today Today's single women rather live without a man than without a cell phone...

Funny Short Women

Women Single
The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself. The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Hurt
Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..

Dreams Funny Life Short lie

People Stop Lie
I I'm a doormat, but I'm the first to welcome you...

Confidence Funny Sad Short

Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
Food has its own story and it Food has its own story and it's hauntingly delicious!..

Funny Short

Story
I don I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..

Anger Courage Failure Funny Life

Know Find Courage
life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial...

Funny Life Short

Life
Never leave a bathroom without an idea Never leave a bathroom without an idea..

Funny Short Witty One liners

Idea
If you won If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?..

Beauty Computers Funny Short Witty

Not even a single possible thing is impossible Not even a single possible thing is impossible..

Funny Inspirational Optimism Short Witty

Impossible Possible Single
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience. People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience...

Funny Inspirational Short Witty

Love People Find
Men are children stuck in big bodies Men are children stuck in big bodies..

Funny Short One liners children

Men Children
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners

A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way road. A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way road...

Education Funny Goal Short

Way Road
Though poverty is the worst curse it has something to teach, Though poverty is the worst curse it has something to teach, 'get out of it'...

Funny Short Poverty

Worst Teach
Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom

Want Talk
I want to think outside the box because it I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there....

Confidence Courage Creativity Funny Imagination

Want Think
women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young Women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young..

Age Funny Short Truth Women

Look Try Men Women Age
If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet..

Funny Life Short Wisdom One liners

Life Wise Taking
When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade! When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade!..

Funny Life Short wordplay

Life
God created texting so that parents can communicate with their children. God created texting so that parents can communicate with their children...

Family Funny Short parents children

God Children Parents
Death is just nature Death is just nature's way of making room for birth...

Death Funny Short Witty One liners

Way Death
when god gave women more threshold of pain he also made sure they get more pain too. When god gave women more threshold of pain he also made sure they get more pain too...

Funny God Short Women pain

God Pain Women
Since it Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try..

Funny Short Witty

Try
Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others' weaknesses :)..

Funny Short

We hate our own bad qualities than anybody else We hate our own bad qualities than anybody else's but only when seen in somebody else...

Funny Hate Short

Bad Hate
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell..

Funny Love Short Witty

Love Hurt Hell Heaven
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything...

Funny Short Time Witty

Time
people say People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'...

Funny Short wordplay

People
Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death. Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death...

Funny Love Marriage Short

Love Death
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine To err is human, to forgive self is not divine..

Funny Short Witty

Human Self Forgive
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman To err is human, to forget it is inhuman..

Funny Short Witty

Human Forget
Sound minds never make much sound outside. Sound minds never make much sound outside...

Funny Short

The word The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others...

Funny Short Truth

They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination? They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?..

Funny Short Truth One liners

Time Wait
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