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Some rules are too simple.. , but those are the rules to determined who we become.. !..
Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie..
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Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...
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Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..People Stop Lie
I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..
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Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial.- Gyan Saxena
Never leave a bathroom without an idea- Edmond H Sweidy
If you won't embrace your curves.. can I?- Charles E Lyle
Not even a single possible thing is impossible- Lokesh giri
People who are in love with the sound of their voice eventually find they have a small audience.- Donald Lynn Frost
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse- Patricia Schwitzer
A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one way road.- Darab Imteyaz
Though poverty is the worst curse it has something to teach, 'get out of it'.- Lisa Roy
A generalist lives longer than a specialist- Dr N Sai Bhaskar Reddy
Talk less if you want to communicate more- Lokesh giri
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I want to think outside the box because it's crowded in there..- Paul Peshkov
Kids, Here is an advice you must listen to in order to keep happiness : Don't grow up!- Daleen Irshaid
Women hide their age through make up. Men try to hide their age by marrying women who look young- bornagain
If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet- Lokesh giri
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20.- alec
When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade!- Sven
God created texting so that parents can communicate with their children.- Vicky Robinson
Death is just nature's way of making room for birth.- christine sharland
When god gave women more threshold of pain he also made sure they get more pain too.- Lokesh giri
Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive?- Bipin Kumar G J
Since it's not the best guy who always wins, you too can try- Lokesh giri
Many are slaves of their own weaknesses, some are even of others' weaknesses :)- Lokesh giri
We hate our own bad qualities than anybody else's but only when seen in somebody else.- Lokesh giri
It's really easy to be in someone else's shoes if they fit, of course unless they stink.- Lokesh giri
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?- Lokesh giri
Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection.- Lokesh giri
Love is a heaven, but it can hurt you like hell- Prince Sunil Raj
It doesn't matter if you are handsome, When you have 'handy sum'.- Lokesh giri
'Now' is the good time to do almost anything.- Lokesh giri
People say 'words make a difference'. But I say 'spelling in the words make the difference'.- rakeshbabu
Arranged marriage is murder, love marriage is suicide, ultimately marriage is death.- Lokesh giri
To err is human, to forgive self is not divine- Lokesh giri
To err is human, to forget it is inhuman- Lokesh giri
Sound minds never make much sound outside.- Lokesh giri
The word 'ME' hurts me as well as others.- rakesh
They say time and tide wait for nun! but I ask why discrimination?- Lokesh giri
Don't be a fool just act dumb- Takunda Musingwini
Before resolving conflicts with violence, if possible, warm up and stretch.- Mario González
Everyone hurries to their graves. - Romeo
Be different not weird- Suraj Bhaskar Gholap
Be careful of temporary decisions, they can delay you forever.- Sipho P Nkosi
Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?- QuagganQuoter69
To condemn everybody is to condemn nobody- mohdmustafa99
You need to use all your heads to understand your single heart.- mohdmustafa99
Why should I love you ? I want to love you without 'should'- mohdmustafa99
You can be neutral , but to be a pro-neutral is not neutrality.- mohdmustafa99
An opportunity makes a thief; lack of opportunities makes the honest ones.- mohdmustafa99
I don't wish death for my enemy , but I wish my enemy be against my wishes.- mohdmustafa99
You'll ignore a lot of things when you do away with ignorance.- mohdmustafa99
Bad words near your lips are flies to oust away.- mohdmustafa99
News is always good because it tells who is worse than us- mohdmustafa99
Love doesn't only play with hearts but also with adrenal glands- mohdmustafa99
Marriage is one way to free oneself from love- mohdmustafa99
Most people are not famous because they are not good enough nor too bad.- mohdmustafa99
The prideful suck up more air than others.- Joe Cervantes
A divorced woman knows much about marriage though she failed it- mohdmustafa99
Save Coy. It's in danger.- mohdmustafa99
Never work like a mosquito; you'll be hit deadly.- mohdmustafa99
I only smoke when I'm on fire, very painful, don't recommend it.- David L. Rose
You see doctors to have good health, therefore see consultants to have good decisions.- mohdmustafa99
It is great to be serious but not too serious- mohdmustafa99
Blame yourself , others are too busy to do you this favor.- mohdmustafa99
A lot of smokers started smoking just after they got free lighters.- mohdmustafa99
Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand.- mohdmustafa99
First love is a good training opportunity to process the second serenely.- mohdmustafa99
Any man should be able to afford to pay for his own lawyer; and, his own teeth.- The Quoted Iris
Judgmental people are mental people!- Shweta Fernandes
A suicide committer is a crazy one who doesn't want to enjoy his or her craziness.- mohdmustafa99
Dreams are reality of that who oversleeps.- mohdmustafa99
I couldn't do what I can , let me try what I can't.- mohdmustafa99
Our children are like kings of the ancient times; they like to write their names on walls.- mohdmustafa99
Truth is always painful unless you accept it.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
My wife is beautiful, intelligent and kind. Her only flaw is that she is real :)- Lokesh giri
Employ graduates before they forget information of their specialties.- mohdmustafa99
A job without work is worse than work without a job.- mohdmustafa99
Honesty has nothing bad except it makes you poor.- mohdmustafa99
If the heart speaks it will say to the tongue , 'You are a liar'- mohdmustafa99
The Mailman's Creed should be changed to 'We deliver whenever we feel like it.- The Quoted Iris
Never serve who doesn't serve oneself; never serve who can serve oneself.- mohdmustafa99
We hate money, particularly the very little of it..- mohdmustafa99
Fools can hardly make a minority, but can easily make a majority.- mohdmustafa99
Anything that cannot bend is susceptible to smashing.- mohdmustafa99
Ignorance is darkness of both night and daytime.- mohdmustafa99
A bird in the hand is probably not alive.- Raymond Richard Reep
Don't wait for doors to open, just burst right through them.- joey the poet
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
People who think money is the root of all evil haven't tried radishes- David Schapiro
Got really excited when my dentist told me that I was going to get a crown.- joey the poet
Writing is my hobby, 'not to write' is my business.- mohdmustafa99
Some people are good at throwing others under the bus.- joey the poet
We are the factorys of shit- harish vashdev
Some says food is medicine. But for some medicine is food.- Kowsalapathy Saravanan
Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps.- Samuel E. Villegas
That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name.- mohdmustafa99
The peacock is not colored by Darwin.- mohdmustafa99
I hate teenagers who are 40 years old.- mohdmustafa99
The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners.- mohdmustafa99
My idea of a wild Friday night is buying a bottle of wine and not sharing it.- Dana Jo Graslie
If you don't have anything to do , do anything.- mohdmustafa99
A little craziness goes a long way.- Victor Courage
A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted- Timothy Michael Long
Dear Forever, I'm sorry you didn't last..- Daleen Irshaid
So many would say, 'past is past. ' So why study history?- Gregorio Santos
No matter how you look, you always face consequences- Farhad Dastoor
A girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with her- Farhad Dastoor
It takes a cat nine lives to get screwed altogether- bornagain
Live is not a game it's a nightmare- kolwer perez
If silence speaks in volume, I possess many a unpublished book within.- Spirit Roc
Love is like a rain it will come and go- kubhendra
When you feel like rats are running inside your stomach, trust me.. Rat poison is not a good idea.- Lokesh giri
Forgive lord for I'm about to sin, just to get that all settled.- Jack Brown
If there is an after life, I don't really care at the moment I'm still living this one.- Jack Brown
Never say 'Lid' in a drugstore!- The Quoted Iris
Any dream without merry pixies doesn't deserve to sleep for- mohdmustafa99
Any 'famous' one I don't know is not famous.- mohdmustafa99
Women get involved in politics when they discover that men are not fit for it.- mohdmustafa99
Women must do a lot until gender equity becomes a male demand.- mohdmustafa99
Make humanity your attribute to make yourself a multi-attribute person.- mohdmustafa99
Great nations want to keep us laughter, to keep having something to laugh at.- mohdmustafa99
What a difficult charge; to forget what you want to forget- mohdmustafa99
I wish bashfulness is a communicable disease- mohdmustafa99
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
When somebody says 'couple' I assume it's 4 or more people- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
A philogynist is a gentleman fond of women except his wife.- mohdmustafa99
A ministry of defense often has two stones for killing a bird.- mohdmustafa99
A garrulous person is that who explains his clear talk.- mohdmustafa99
All members of the British Parliament have fluent English unless they speak about Brexit.- mohdmustafa99
Each is dancing alone like parts in peace negotiations.- mohdmustafa99
Good whispering or gossip requires either a conspiracy or love affairs- mohdmustafa99
I am not a troublesome although I have a lot of banana peels.- mohdmustafa99
I don't know which is wrong: my society or theories of sociology- mohdmustafa99
Riots are policemen when they are hurried up to fight a peaceful gathering.- mohdmustafa99
Those who are not lions must accept having the little remainder.- mohdmustafa99
Video games are laughter when played by people at 20 and above.- mohdmustafa99
A heir is lucky, but the testator was luckier.- mohdmustafa99
The only golden rule is that all women adore gold.- mohdmustafa99
Whoever utilizes his or her naughtiness is developing to be naughtier.- mohdmustafa99
Not all Hamlets are Danish. Not all Danish are Hamlets.- mohdmustafa99
Routine puts all its sentences in continuous present.- mohdmustafa99
There are two types of habits : One makes you funny by things such as narcotics ; and the other makes you very miserable by things such as narcotics.- mohdmustafa99
It is unfair to calculate the percentage of insane ones; otherwise the remainder will think that they are sane.- mohdmustafa99
Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones.- mohdmustafa99
It is socially satisfying to have several brothers since you are not Prophet Joseph- mohdmustafa99
Cotton is not enough to escape roar coming into your ears.- mohdmustafa99
Valentines is for cute portable girls. The rest belong to fools day- Mr vybs live
I have never started a clash, and I have never lost out any- mohdmustafa99
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick- mohdmustafa99
Some people speak like Moses and act as the Pharaoh.- mohdmustafa99
Theory of conspiracy in practice is to burn up the American flag when a Russian air raid attacks your town.- mohdmustafa99
Not all carpenters have their doors broken.- mohdmustafa99
A big smile of a dealer is a kind of advertisement.- mohdmustafa99
Chastity doesn't distort glamour of a lady.- mohdmustafa99
A police officer looks at you thrice sharply if you look at him just the once cautiously.- mohdmustafa99
Creditors are like our wives , never accept apology about our small salaries.- mohdmustafa99
Sandwich must be renamed by the name of its waiter not the eater.- mohdmustafa99
Idiots take revenge on the genius by misusing their inventions.- mohdmustafa99
Every time anyone pretends that s/he is not seeing me, he found me doing the same.- mohdmustafa99
Most people are not smart in cheating , because the smart cheaters took everything of this art.- mohdmustafa99
A wife must be envious of the family's female servant.- mohdmustafa99
Love is a disease, to cure use the placebo.- mohdmustafa99
A dog doesn't wish to be a human as it barks at us disdaining our humanity.- mohdmustafa99
You are not famous if you get upset by someone who knows you without knowing him.- mohdmustafa99
Corruption makes offices like prisons ; places of offenders.- mohdmustafa99
It's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde John
A thief can never steal what belongs to him- Tijani Kehinde John
Thank God twice. That post doesn't fit me , and the date of applying for it was expired.- mohdmustafa99
To know how far you are atheist, read the Holy Book.- mohdmustafa99
It is social development to change a thief from stealing to a receiver of reliefs.- mohdmustafa99
A corrupt is a magician who can steal money without seeing it at the time of theft.- mohdmustafa99
A Miss dislikes being mistakenly called Mrs. The reverse is not true.- mohdmustafa99
Repeat your mistakes but not artistically, nor haphazardly.- mohdmustafa99
I don't know if Adam and Eve were white or black , but I can guess they were beige. - mohdmustafa99
Regimen is to open your refrigerator, and to close it again without taking anything from..- mohdmustafa99
Yea, you are crazy; just like everyone.- mohdmustafa99
A nightmare is better than snoring because the first upsets you alone and the latter upsets others.- mohdmustafa99
To have one face means you have not yet become a hypocrite.- mohdmustafa99
I don't hate idiots outside lecturing halls of a university.- mohdmustafa99
A word without an opposite meaning is meaningless..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Cats are useless. Even mice agree with this fact.- mohdmustafa99
Do you want people do as you do? Do the wrong.- mohdmustafa99
A fool doesn't redress because when he writes he corrects nothing.- mohdmustafa99
A human was born free, but fees and taxes make him doubtful about this condition.- mohdmustafa99
Money can buy love. Every time I go shopping I buy things I love.- mohdmustafa99
Some ladies are very beautiful to the extent that makes you look at them twice.- mohdmustafa99
Family planning is the cosseting nickname of birth control.- mohdmustafa99
They said that he might be a terrorist because he conducted like a non-terrorist tourist.- mohdmustafa99
Dear, don't be like a bear, otherwise I can't bear.- Samir valvi
Eat to live or live to eat , but don't take my meal.- mohdmustafa99
Atheists believe that nature created them, although nature didn't say that.- mohdmustafa99
Donors want to be droplets, and they want you to hold your umbrella.- mohdmustafa99
If children annoy each other, the won't annoy us.- mohdmustafa99
A gang of thieves is an unnatural group. When a cat wants to steal something it conducts alone.- mohdmustafa99
Wives do not like their husbands being 'hit under the belt'.- mohdmustafa99
A bureaucrat has nothing to do except work.- mohdmustafa99
A non-smoker does nothing when s/he is doing nothing.- mohdmustafa99
A dictionary is a good tool to get rid of it.- mohdmustafa99
I'm not young enough to know what I mustn't know.- mohdmustafa99
Let's free people who think that they are free.- mohdmustafa99
Nothing resembles postmodernism like pre-modernism.- mohdmustafa99
Prattling is amusing, but silence does this better.- mohdmustafa99
One must always have defeatable enemies to enjoy victories..- mohdmustafa99
A truthful person is that who doesn't reveal his/her lies.- mohdmustafa99
We forgive fools, but isn't this the definition of foolishness ?- mohdmustafa99
When life gives you wives, you make more children - Kenneth Le
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.- Raymond Richard Reep
A museum is a thing of the past- Raymond Richard Reep
With less and less interest in antiques, museums are becoming a thing of the past.- Raymond Richard Reep
Always remember birthday as the beginning and never forget death day as the end..- Aye Aye
I didn't invent the wheel, I just roll with it.- Michael Crowley
I used to be a genius but I gave it up for a higher paid job.- Victor Courage
Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. - mohdmustafa99
I dream too big to be living so small- Joseph coffer
You can't live forever, simply because you must leave.- Abdullahi Yahya Yusuf
A man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poet
Music is an art, when you listen you'll get the picture.- gary frank laderberg
An IT guy is a computer god- Ndumiso
Happiness is irritating your Best Friend in the most insane way- Suyog Potdar
The Road to Insanity begins in mind. Some have crossed the half way, some have just started ..- claudius fernando
Life is like a potato, it's not a tomato- Juan Fonseca
If I were your lighthouse we'd be awaken by the sounds of ships crashing against the shore.- Brandon Kellum
Count your secrets before they hatch.- mohdmustafa99
When angry, her vocabulary power increases remarkably.- mohdmustafa99
The truth is i'm already taken by someone who is already taken by someone..- ash
Making of true men is a feminist affair.- mohdmustafa99
Fools teach fools to do how fools do.- saintification
If you have a problem and you think solution is very long , you forget the problem - Herman Teichroeb
A dream has no age- Jadean N. Pitts
Nothing is advancing here except ages.- mohdmustafa99
Mad people barely go mad.- mohdmustafa99
I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks- Aaron Ortiz
Sometimes to do more you got to do less.- Sean Robert Dalton
If you want to be a merchant , don't be of a Venice type.- mohdmustafa99
You have to choose, either to be my something or my nothing.- mohdmustafa99
Take your bed; it's time to lie not to lie.- mohdmustafa99
Be careful what you say on Facebook. Because it will bite you on the a** later.- Monica Hill
Badly dressed as a tailor.- mohdmustafa99
Restore your ex-wife; she has restored her happiness.- mohdmustafa99
To hate drugs equalizes to love diseases.- mohdmustafa99
Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99
Success is just another word for 'I did it!'- James Rolf
To continue making love to your wife after your children have caught you, is darn near impossible!- Keith Brown
Its funny how people pretend to be something they see- Enmanuel Rosado
If you love someone set them free.. so they can go around the corner and screw someone else.- Jules
Of course I'm superstitious, the mere fact that I'm alive makes me superstitious- Gina Millicent Baird
I was born intelligent but education ruined me- ahmad hasan
Framed by my own Fate..- Sahil Karanje
Another word for marriage is compromise.- shiza shahid
The only thing that one does not know, is the only thing that one does not know- Brayne Matshotshi
I smile because I don't want to waste brushing my teeth for nothing- Daleen Irshaid
Among fools I'm canis majoris- Lokesh giri
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why not?- Gregorio Santos
I graduated from 'staying strong university'- JESSICA SERITA ABRAMS
Beauty lies in the questionable eyesight of the beholder- bornagain
Wake-up Alarms are probably one of the most inhuman, merciless and cruelest inventions of man..- saikiran
Study is USELESS, cheating is the BEST- lyeah sexcion dasalla
It is better to have skeletons in your closet than a dead hooker in your trunk.- Christoper DeBonis
Living in saudi without a car is like living in england without a girlfriend- diya ahmed azzony
To show that you love someone. Don't do it on facebook.- Brandon McCulloch
I really don't like you. I just love you.- Meagan Lynn Gervais
Reminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad- Lokesh giri
Life is still my favorite passion, though I haven't been its favorite person- Lokesh giri
Patience is a virtue, impatience is an art- Lokesh giri
We are afraid that things that on an average could never happen to us might happen to us.- william anne
If you stare at some one long enough they blink.- Jack Brown
My dad is a millionaire, he has millions in debt.- Lokesh giri
If most of us are abnormal, being abnormal becomes normal- Lokesh giri
When genius leaves the brain foolishness fills the void.- Lokesh giri
I'm glad I have done good number of bad things.- Lokesh giri
Why just love your neighbors? Love their neighbors too.- Lokesh giri
Imperfection annoys the imperfect- Lokesh giri