Funny Philosophy Quotes

Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else. Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...

Funny Philosophy Truth

Find
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself. The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Hurt
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Art
Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection. Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Perfection
Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold? Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth parents

Possible Parents
Never pet a burning dog! Never pet a burning dog!..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy

There must be no sheaths for minds , simply because they don There must be no sheaths for minds , simply because they don't function like swords...

Funny Inspirational Philosophy One liners mind

People say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :) People say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :)..

Funny Life Philosophy

People Time
Secure your box, think out of circle.. Secure your box, think out of circle....

Funny Philosophy Success Science

Think
Beware! Some use their smile to kill you! Others kill you without a smile! Beware! Some use their smile to kill you! Others kill you without a smile!..

Funny Imagination Philosophy

Smile Kill
If you have nothing to say, don If you have nothing to say, don't say it! Say something!..

Funny Imagination Inspirational Philosophy

Don Don't do Incredible things, Do the things which gives you credibility...

Confidence Courage Funny Philosophy Wisdom

don Don't wait for doors to open, just burst right through them...

Funny Life Philosophy Short

Open Wait
Even the wise learn from fool Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....

Funny Philosophy Short Truth Witty

Learn Wise
Everyone is a little insane, but without a little insanity who in their right mind would have Everyone is a little insane, but without a little insanity who in their right mind would have..

Funny Philosophy

Mind Thought
The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER...

Funny Life Philosophy

Men Women
Working for 5 years can either mean you have five years of experience or one year of experience Working for 5 years can either mean you have five years of experience or one year of experience..

Funny Leadership Philosophy

Experience
To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man..

Courage Funny Imagination Philosophy Wisdom

Being Fear Wise
An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself. An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself...

Funny Imagination Inspirational Philosophy Wisdom

A man who dresses in others A man who dresses in others' clothes will be undressed on the highway...

Funny Life Philosophy

I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts. I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts...

Funny Life Philosophy

People Afraid
No matter how you look, you always face consequences No matter how you look, you always face consequences..

Funny Philosophy Short Truth

Look Matter Face
If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it. If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it...

Funny Life Philosophy

Enjoy Wait
All our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same All our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same..

Funny Life Philosophy

Life
Cultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn Cultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn't appear greener..

Funny Marriage Philosophy

Way Water
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?..

Funny Life Philosophy Witty money

Time Money
There are as many worlds as there are people, with somethings in common of course. There are as many worlds as there are people, with somethings in common of course...

Funny Philosophy perspective

People
The best mode of transportation is your own two feet. The best mode of transportation is your own two feet...

Funny Philosophy

We have a Choice: Either to be a Sweeper or a Seeker. The Sweeper just sweeps the material We have a Choice: Either to be a Sweeper or a Seeker. The Sweeper just sweeps the material..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Success

God Earth Choice
Water is nature Water is nature's cure all. Need to lose weight? Drink water. Complexion problems? Keep that skin..

Funny Life Philosophy

Need Keep Water
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say..

Funny Philosophy Truth Witty lie

Time Truth Lie
I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored. I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored...

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship

You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will..

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Success

Know
If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win.. If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win....

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

Want Try Win
It It's better to be happy than to be free....

Creativity Funny Life Philosophy

Happy
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself Develop positive from negative and prove yourself..

Funny Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship

Positive
These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that..

Funny Philosophy Truth

Money Friend
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick..

Funny Philosophy Short Wisdom

Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie....

Creativity Funny Philosophy Politics Truth

Truth Lie
When it When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth heart break

Hope Hand Head
Life is so exciting! It Life is so exciting! It's like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone!..

Funny Life Philosophy

Life Bad
A lawyer reads between the lines of laws as such what is in between is the law itself. A lawyer reads between the lines of laws as such what is in between is the law itself...

Funny Philosophy

When you When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of..

Creativity Funny Happiness Music Philosophy

Happiness
Let Let's free people who think that they are free...

Freedom Funny Life Philosophy Short

People Think
Nothing resembles postmodernism like pre-modernism. Nothing resembles postmodernism like pre-modernism...

Funny Philosophy Relationship Short One liners

the best thing about being the eagle in the sky is being able to see the wolves and the sheep. The best thing about being the eagle in the sky is being able to see the wolves and the sheep...

Funny Imagination Nature Opportunity Philosophy

Being Able Sky
I used to be a genius but I gave it up for a higher paid job. I used to be a genius but I gave it up for a higher paid job...

Funny Philosophy Short

Job
You can You can't live forever, simply because you must leave...

Funny Goal Life Philosophy Short

Forever
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