Funny Philosophy Quotes Pictures

Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie Some ingredients of truth with pure lie makes the perfect lie..

Funny Philosophy Short Truth One liners

Truth Lie
Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else. Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...

Funny Philosophy Truth

Find
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist. An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist...

Funny Life Optimism Philosophy Wisdom

Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Art
Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection. Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Perfection
Your mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely. Your mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely...

Funny Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship

Mind Control Worst Enemy
Everyone hurries to their graves. Everyone hurries to their graves. ..

Funny Life Philosophy Short

Be different not weird Be different not weird..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

Different
Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold? Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth

Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Possible Parents
Never pet a burning dog! Never pet a burning dog!..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy

There must be no sheaths for minds , simply because they don There must be no sheaths for minds , simply because they don't function like swords...

Funny Inspirational Philosophy One liners mind

People say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :) People say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :)..

Funny Life Philosophy

People Time
Secure your box, think out of circle.. Secure your box, think out of circle....

Funny Philosophy Success Science

Think
Beware! Some use their smile to kill you! Others kill you without a smile! Beware! Some use their smile to kill you! Others kill you without a smile!..

Funny Imagination Philosophy

Smile Kill
If you have nothing to say, don If you have nothing to say, don't say it! Say something!..

Funny Imagination Inspirational Philosophy

Don Don't do Incredible things, Do the things which gives you credibility...

Confidence Courage Funny Philosophy Wisdom

don Don't wait for doors to open, just burst right through them...

Funny Life Philosophy Short

Open Wait
Even the wise learn from fool Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....

Funny Philosophy Short Truth Witty

Learn Wise
Everyone is a little insane, but without a little insanity who in their right mind would have Everyone is a little insane, but without a little insanity who in their right mind would have..

Funny Philosophy

Mind Thought
The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER...

Funny Life Philosophy

Men Women
Working for 5 years can either mean you have five years of experience or one year of experience Working for 5 years can either mean you have five years of experience or one year of experience..

Funny Leadership Philosophy

Experience Year
To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man..

Courage Funny Imagination Philosophy Wisdom

Being Fear Wise
An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself. An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself...

Funny Imagination Inspirational Philosophy Wisdom

A man who dresses in others A man who dresses in others' clothes will be undressed on the highway...

Funny Life Philosophy

I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts. I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts...

Funny Life Philosophy

People Afraid
No matter how you look, you always face consequences No matter how you look, you always face consequences..

Funny Philosophy Short Truth

Look Matter Face
If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it. If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it...

Funny Life Philosophy

Enjoy Wait
All our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same All our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same..

Funny Life Philosophy

Life
Cultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn Cultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn't appear greener..

Funny Marriage Philosophy

Way Water
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?..

Funny Life Philosophy Witty money

Time Money
There are as many worlds as there are people, with somethings in common of course. There are as many worlds as there are people, with somethings in common of course...

Funny Philosophy perspective

People
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently. Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently...

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Life Build
The best mode of transportation is your own two feet. The best mode of transportation is your own two feet...

Funny Philosophy

We have a Choice: Either to be a Sweeper or a Seeker. The Sweeper just sweeps the material We have a Choice: Either to be a Sweeper or a Seeker. The Sweeper just sweeps the material..

Funny Inspirational Philosophy Success

God Earth Choice
Water is nature Water is nature's cure all. Need to lose weight? Drink water. Complexion problems? Keep that skin..

Funny Life Philosophy

Need Keep Water
If you think you matter, then yes darling you are just a matter.. If you think you matter, then yes darling you are just a matter....

Funny Life Philosophy

Think Matter
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say..

Funny Philosophy Truth Witty lie

Time Truth Lie
I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored. I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored...

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship

You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will..

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Success

Know
Isn Isn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us..

Funny Philosophy Truth

Body
It It's better to be happy than to be free....

Creativity Funny Life Philosophy

Happy
Everyone can Everyone can't be beautiful. We wouldn't be able to tell each other apart...

Beauty Funny Life Philosophy

Beautiful Able
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Love Want Experience
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself Develop positive from negative and prove yourself..

Funny Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship

Positive
We are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie.. We are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie....

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Truth Lie Society
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom..

Funny Philosophy Short Truth Belief

Different

Top 10 Funny Philosophy Quotes

Porn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusWhen I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusGoing through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusArt is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil XhafaThese days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that criminals are dragging out bags of money. My friend the police will be there in less than 2 minutes.- Mr vybs liveThe middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick- mohdmustafa99Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie..- Aye AyeWhen it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiMarket yourself to the world of creativity, crosscheck thereafter if it's up to the standard..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiNo matter how hard life might be, never surrender to poverty, get rich..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji

All Funny Philosophy Quotes

I am sad when I want to go to bed because I can never have the oppurtunity that I have in the day- oluwagbenga segunLife is so exciting! It's like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone!- The Quoted IrisA lawyer reads between the lines of laws as such what is in between is the law itself.- mohdmustafa99When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of creativity..- Kayode Seyi TayoLet's free people who think that they are free.- mohdmustafa99Nothing resembles postmodernism like pre-modernism.- mohdmustafa99The best thing about being the eagle in the sky is being able to see the wolves and the sheep.- Ross AveryI used to be a genius but I gave it up for a higher paid job.- Victor CourageYou can't live forever, simply because you must leave.- Abdullahi Yahya YusufThe person who invented money was very poor since 'need breeds invention'.- mohdmustafa99To continue making love to your wife after your children have caught you, is darn near impossible!- Keith BrownReasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- CamillaLife is short.. but it takes a long time to really live it. - Wes StaffordTo chill is to kill your everyday work drill.- shiza shahidTalk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al JammazWhen I was looking for flowers, life threw me stones. when I was expecting stones, life threw me roses. When I longed for roses god decided enough and threw me a boulder!- bornagainCarbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo LawsI need to buy myself a box, so I can sit outside of it, and think.- Alexis L. EastonI am of the opinion that we create our own little worlds, with magic and dragons and glorious wars because this one is simply too complicated.- Jack Brown