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Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible..Possible Parents
There must be no sheaths for minds , simply because they don't function like swords...
People say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :)..People Time
Top 10 Funny Philosophy Quotes
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
Everyone is a little insane, but without a little insanity who in their right mind would have thought of putting peanut butter INSIDE the chocolate.- Aaron Russo
The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER.- Samuel E. Villegas
Working for 5 years can either mean you have five years of experience or one year of experience repeated five times- Sarad S Dhungel
To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man- Stanley Kelechi Onwuemene
An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself.- mohdmustafa99
A man who dresses in others' clothes will be undressed on the highway.- vikrant
I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts.- vikrant
No matter how you look, you always face consequences- Farhad Dastoor
If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it.- Mike Hammar
All Funny Philosophy Quotes ⇑
All our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same thing?- OmerJawed
Cultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn't appear greener- Joanne Blasco Diehl
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?- James J. Harris
There are as many worlds as there are people, with somethings in common of course.- william anne
My heart will describe more than my hands will ever write- Kabir Khivan Singh
The world makes no sense to a non sensical person and a non sensical person can only see nonsense in sense and can only make nonsense out of sense.- Sundaresh
The world makes sense to a truly sensible person and a sensible person can see sense even in nonsense, and can make sense even out of nonsense.- Sundaresh
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently.- asokha
The best mode of transportation is your own two feet.- Brenda Lee Sanders
We have a Choice: Either to be a Sweeper or a Seeker. The Sweeper just sweeps the material possessions off the Earth, but the Seeker seeks God.- AiR Atman in Ravi
Water is nature's cure all. Need to lose weight? Drink water. Complexion problems? Keep that skin hydrated. Drink water. Tired of your spouse? Drown him/ her.- The Quoted Iris
If you think you matter, then yes darling you are just a matter..- RVD Richi
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say the truth..- success song
I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored.- ameya agrawal
You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will never know if you do not know things.- ameya agrawal
Isn't it weird that only few parts on our body are 'Private' to us- Shekhar Bhati
It's better to be happy than to be free..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Everyone can't be beautiful. We wouldn't be able to tell each other apart.- The Quoted Iris
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somal
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somal
We are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie..- success song
Have you noticed? the bathroom mirror gives a different picture than the one in the bedroom- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Porn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso Julius
Art is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil Xhafa
These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that criminals are dragging out bags of money. My friend the police will be there in less than 2 minutes.- Mr vybs live
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick- mohdmustafa99
Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie..- Aye Aye
When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
Market yourself to the world of creativity, crosscheck thereafter if it's up to the standard..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
No matter how hard life might be, never surrender to poverty, get rich..- Ikulabi Anikulapo Ikuforiji
I am sad when I want to go to bed because I can never have the oppurtunity that I have in the day- oluwagbenga segun
Life is so exciting! It's like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone!- The Quoted Iris
A lawyer reads between the lines of laws as such what is in between is the law itself.- mohdmustafa99
When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of creativity..- Kayode Seyi Tayo
Let's free people who think that they are free.- mohdmustafa99
Nothing resembles postmodernism like pre-modernism.- mohdmustafa99
The best thing about being the eagle in the sky is being able to see the wolves and the sheep.- Ross Avery
I used to be a genius but I gave it up for a higher paid job.- Victor Courage
You can't live forever, simply because you must leave.- Abdullahi Yahya Yusuf
The person who invented money was very poor since 'need breeds invention'.- mohdmustafa99
To continue making love to your wife after your children have caught you, is darn near impossible!- Keith Brown
Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla
Life is short.. but it takes a long time to really live it. - Wes Stafford
To chill is to kill your everyday work drill.- shiza shahid
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
When I was looking for flowers, life threw me stones. when I was expecting stones, life threw me roses. When I longed for roses god decided enough and threw me a boulder!- bornagain
Carbon emissions are a thing of the past, what we should really worry about is our governments hot air from their mouths..- Jo Laws
I need to buy myself a box, so I can sit outside of it, and think.- Alexis L. Easton
I am of the opinion that we create our own little worlds, with magic and dragons and glorious wars because this one is simply too complicated.- Jack Brown