Funny Philosophy Quotes
Since misery loves company, simply let it find its company somewhere else...Find
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..Understand
The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself...Hurt
Who wants balls of steel when you can have them in gold?..
Until you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible..Possible Parents
There must be no sheaths for minds , simply because they don't function like swords...
People say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :)..People Time
Beware! Some use their smile to kill you! Others kill you without a smile!..Smile Kill
If you have nothing to say, don't say it! Say something!..
Don't do Incredible things, Do the things which gives you credibility...
Don't wait for doors to open, just burst right through them...Open Wait
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....Learn Wise
Everyone is a little insane, but without a little insanity who in their right mind would have..Mind Thought
The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER...Men Women
Working for 5 years can either mean you have five years of experience or one year of experience..Experience Year
To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man..Being Fear Wise
An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself...
I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts...People Afraid
No matter how you look, you always face consequences..Look Matter Face
If we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it...Enjoy Wait
All our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same..Life
Cultivate and water your own grass, this way the grass on the other side doesn't appear greener..Way Water
If time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?..Time Money
There are as many worlds as there are people, with somethings in common of course...People
We have a Choice: Either to be a Sweeper or a Seeker. The Sweeper just sweeps the material..God Earth Choice
Water is nature's cure all. Need to lose weight? Drink water. Complexion problems? Keep that skin..Need Keep Water
Conscience will make it hard for you to tell a lie, at the same time makes it simple for you to say..Time Truth Lie
I can sit with you for hours without speaking a word and still not get bored...
You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will..Know
If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win....Want Try Win
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself..Positive
These days instead of telling the police that robbers are robbing your house.. just tell them that..Money Friend
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick..
Because Truth is a five letter word, same as Trump, doesn't mean Donald doesn't lie....Truth Lie
When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head..Hope Hand Head
A lawyer reads between the lines of laws as such what is in between is the law itself...
When you're doing something that you like to do best, it's same as tapping happiness from source of..Happiness
Nothing resembles postmodernism like pre-modernism...
The best thing about being the eagle in the sky is being able to see the wolves and the sheep...Being Able Sky