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Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...
Funny Inspirational Short Success Truth
People Dream Impossible Possible
Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..
Funny Inspirational Life Success Wisdom
Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..
Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom
Understand
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..People Men Wise
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..People World Problem
If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet..
Funny Life Short Wisdom One liners
Life Wise Taking
Why do you say, 'Zombies are brain dead, dysfunctional, and have no place in society?' When, Z..
Funny Life Relationship Wisdom One liners
Place Society Dead Brain
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!..Know
I don't play golf for second place, I either win or gain experience..
Funny Inspirational Sports Wisdom
Place Experience Win Play Second
You see doctors to have good health, therefore see consultants to have good decisions...
Never serve who doesn't serve oneself; never serve who can serve oneself...
Don't do Incredible things, Do the things which gives you credibility...
Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....
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Learn Wise
Great customer service is as universal as love, Everyone wants it, and everyone knows when they are..
Business Funny Inspirational Leadership Wisdom
Love
To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man..
Courage Funny Imagination Philosophy Wisdom
Being Fear Wise
An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself...
Let your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook...
Talking shit and taking one are two very similar acts. Both feel great coming out, but can be..Feel Taking
The grass is not always greener on the other side, but even if that yard is bigger that just means..Chance
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently...
Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy
Life Build
Remember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither....
Funny Relationship Truth Wisdom
Time Remember
You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will..
Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Success
Know
If you want to defeat anyone then try irritating them. You will definitely win....
Funny Inspirational Philosophy Short Truth
Want Try Win
Irritating person is the most important person in our life since it checks our ability to control..
Anger Funny Inspirational Short Success
Life Control Anger Ability
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself..
Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy
Love Want Experience
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself..
Funny Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship
Positive
When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I..
Funny Life Philosophy Short Truth
People Alone Stupid
Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the..
Top 10 Funny Wisdom Quotes
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick- mohdmustafa99
Those who know a little think that they know everything , although those who know a lot, think that they have known very little.- mohdmustafa99
I'm a lot like bad whiskey, taken only as a last resort, in small doses, and very infrequently.- David L. Rose
I read the manga of life. You're living the anime.- Tochtli Silva
It's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde John
Challenge every problem with a life jacket.- Joe Cervantes
A man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poet
If you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia Goode
Count your secrets before they hatch.- mohdmustafa99
If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99
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The mind needs plenty of exercise.- Joe Cervantes
War is not an art. It is a rat.- mohdmustafa99
If I was a boxer , I would give boxing a deadly box and send it out of the sports ring.- mohdmustafa99
Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
Reminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad- Lokesh Giri