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Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Funny Inspirational Short Success Truth

People Dream Impossible Possible
If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity! If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity!..

Funny Wisdom

When kids are born, they are blessings, as they grow up they gradually becomes lessons When kids are born, they are blessings, as they grow up they gradually becomes lessons..

Funny Wisdom children

Born Grow
Be good! But, if you can Be good! But, if you can't be, at least don't get caught...

Funny Wisdom

Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..

Funny Inspirational Life Success Wisdom

Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist. An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist...

Funny Life Optimism Philosophy Wisdom

Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..

Funny Wisdom

People Men Wise
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Funny Life Wisdom problems

People World Problem
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom One liners

Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Funny Short Witty Wisdom

Want Talk
If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet..

Funny Life Short Wisdom One liners

Life Wise Taking
For opportunities to fall into your lap, you first have to be sitting down. For opportunities to fall into your lap, you first have to be sitting down...

Funny Wisdom

Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection. Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Perfection
You really have to start before you start. You really have to start before you start...

Funny Inspirational Life Truth Wisdom

Why do you say, Why do you say, 'Zombies are brain dead, dysfunctional, and have no place in society?' When, Z..

Funny Life Relationship Wisdom One liners

Place Society Dead Brain
When you steal from a thief, you can bet they will never call the cops. When you steal from a thief, you can bet they will never call the cops...

Funny Wisdom

Call
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with! To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!..

Funny Truth Wisdom

Know
I don I don't play golf for second place, I either win or gain experience..

Funny Inspirational Sports Wisdom

Place Experience Win Play Second
You see doctors to have good health, therefore see consultants to have good decisions. You see doctors to have good health, therefore see consultants to have good decisions...

Funny Short Wisdom

Straws are for suckers. Straws are for suckers...

Funny Wisdom One liners

Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant.. Lying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant....

Funny Truth Witty Wisdom lie

Truth Win
Judgmental people are mental people! Judgmental people are mental people!..

Funny Short Wisdom

People
Never serve who doesn Never serve who doesn't serve oneself; never serve who can serve oneself...

Funny Short Wisdom One liners

Don Don't do Incredible things, Do the things which gives you credibility...

Confidence Courage Funny Philosophy Wisdom

Even the wise learn from fool Even the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words....

Funny Philosophy Short Truth Witty

Learn Wise
Great customer service is as universal as love, Everyone wants it, and everyone knows when they are Great customer service is as universal as love, Everyone wants it, and everyone knows when they are..

Business Funny Inspirational Leadership Wisdom

Love
When fools try to fool others, they actually manifest how foolish they are. When fools try to fool others, they actually manifest how foolish they are...

Funny Life Wisdom

Try Fool
To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man To a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man..

Courage Funny Imagination Philosophy Wisdom

Being Fear Wise
An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself. An insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself...

Funny Imagination Inspirational Philosophy Wisdom

That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name. That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name...

Funny Opportunity Short Witty Wisdom

Let your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook. Let your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook...

Funny Imagination Inspirational Witty Wisdom

a meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted..

Funny Sad Short Time Truth

Talking shit and taking one are two very similar acts. Both feel great coming out, but can be Talking shit and taking one are two very similar acts. Both feel great coming out, but can be..

Funny Life Wisdom

Feel Taking
The grass is not always greener on the other side, but even if that yard is bigger that just means The grass is not always greener on the other side, but even if that yard is bigger that just means..

Funny Wisdom

Chance
If your love is found. Congrats, you If your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again...

Funny Witty Wisdom

Love
Divorce is just a way of getting rich quicker. Divorce is just a way of getting rich quicker...

Funny Marriage Witty Wisdom

Way Rich
Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently. Choose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently...

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Life Build
Remember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither.. Remember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither....

Funny Relationship Truth Wisdom

Time Remember
You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will You should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will..

Funny Inspirational Love Philosophy Success

Know
Jesus loved the little children; but he never had any. Jesus loved the little children; but he never had any...

Funny Life Wisdom One liners

Children
If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself If you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Love Want Experience
Develop positive from negative and prove yourself Develop positive from negative and prove yourself..

Funny Inspirational Life Philosophy Relationship

Positive
when I When I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I..

Funny Life Philosophy Short Truth

People Alone Stupid
Going through your man Going through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the..

Funny Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

I have never started a clash, and I have never lost out any I have never started a clash, and I have never lost out any..

Funny Short Success Wisdom

Lost
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick..

Funny Philosophy Short Wisdom

Those who know a little think that they know everything , although those who know a lot, think that Those who know a little think that they know everything , although those who know a lot, think that..

Funny Wisdom One liners knowledge mind

Know Think

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I'm a lot like bad whiskey, taken only as a last resort, in small doses, and very infrequently.- David L. RoseI read the manga of life. You're living the anime.- Tochtli SilvaIt's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde JohnChallenge every problem with a life jacket.- Joe CervantesA man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poetIf you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia GoodeCount your secrets before they hatch.- mohdmustafa99If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99The mind needs plenty of exercise.- Joe CervantesWar is not an art. It is a rat.- mohdmustafa99

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If I was a boxer , I would give boxing a deadly box and send it out of the sports ring.- mohdmustafa99Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- CamillaTalk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al JammazReminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad- Lokesh Giri