If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity!..
Be good! But, if you can't be, at least don't get caught...
Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..
People Men Wise
For opportunities to fall into your lap, you first have to be sitting down...
When you steal from a thief, you can bet they will never call the cops...
To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!..
Funny Truth Wisdom
You see doctors to have good health, therefore see consultants to have good decisions...
Funny Short Wisdom
Talking shit and taking one are two very similar acts. Both feel great coming out, but can be..
Funny Life Wisdom
The grass is not always greener on the other side, but even if that yard is bigger that just means..
If your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again...
Funny Witty Wisdom
Top 10 Funny Wisdom Quotes
The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick- mohdmustafa99
Those who know a little think that they know everything , although those who know a lot, think that they have known very little.- mohdmustafa99
I'm a lot like bad whiskey, taken only as a last resort, in small doses, and very infrequently.- David L. Rose
I read the manga of life. You're living the anime.- Tochtli Silva
It's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde John
Challenge every problem with a life jacket.- Joe Cervantes
A man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poet
If you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia Goode
Count your secrets before they hatch.- mohdmustafa99
If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99
All Funny Wisdom Quotes ⇑
The mind needs plenty of exercise.- Joe Cervantes
War is not an art. It is a rat.- mohdmustafa99
If I was a boxer , I would give boxing a deadly box and send it out of the sports ring.- mohdmustafa99
Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla
Talk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al Jammaz
Reminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad- Lokesh Giri