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some rules are too simple.. , but those are the rules to determined who we become.. ! Some rules are too simple.. , but those are the rules to determined who we become.. !..

Inspirational Relationship Short Success Truth

Time babbles in a freaky way on Sundays ! Time babbles in a freaky way on Sundays !..

Inspirational Time Truth

This is where our life greatness begins from.. ! This is where our life greatness begins from.. !..

Inspirational Life Love Philosophy Relationship

' Some bonds, whether they be human, animal, or bird, have an intimacy, and if situation comes to..

Heart Inspirational Life Love Philosophy

Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren Many people dream of doing the impossible and they aren't even doing the possible...

Inspirational Short Success Truth

People Dream Impossible Possible
If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity! If your outerwear is dignity, make sure your underwear is integrity!..

When kids are born, they are blessings, as they grow up they gradually becomes lessons When kids are born, they are blessings, as they grow up they gradually becomes lessons..

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Born Grow
Be good! But, if you can Be good! But, if you can't be, at least don't get caught...

Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..

Inspirational Life Success

Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Life Philosophy Truth

Understand
An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist. An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist...

Life Optimism Philosophy

Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It Wise men treat everyone equally, so do foolish people. It's everyone else who is confused..

People Men Wise
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Life problems

People World Problem
Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse Those who blow their own trumpets often end up hoarse..

Short Witty One liners

Talk less if you want to communicate more Talk less if you want to communicate more..

Short Witty

Want Talk
If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet..

Life Short One liners

Life Wise Taking
For opportunities to fall into your lap, you first have to be sitting down. For opportunities to fall into your lap, you first have to be sitting down...

Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection. Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection...

Life Philosophy Short One liners

Perfection
You should not wait for better days to come; they are already here. Life is all about attitude, You should not wait for better days to come; they are already here. Life is all about attitude,..

Inspirational Philosophy Relationship Success Truth

Life Remember Wait Attitude
GOD does not care about the color of your skin or what job you do, he cares about your heart. So do GOD does not care about the color of your skin or what job you do, he cares about your heart. So do..

Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship Truth

God Heart Care Job
Before resolving conflicts with violence, if possible, warm up and stretch. Before resolving conflicts with violence, if possible, warm up and stretch...

Philosophy Short Truth

Possible
You really have to start before you start. You really have to start before you start...

Inspirational Life Truth

Why do you say, Why do you say, 'Zombies are brain dead, dysfunctional, and have no place in society?' When, Z..

Life Relationship One liners

Place Society Dead Brain
When you steal from a thief, you can bet they will never call the cops. When you steal from a thief, you can bet they will never call the cops...

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Top 10 Funny Wisdom Quotes

To know how old or young you currently are, check new photos of those you went to school with!- Meshack SeweI don't play golf for second place, I either win or gain experience- Lyle Roche PedroYou see doctors to have good health, therefore see consultants to have good decisions.- mohdmustafa99Straws are for suckers.- Bradford Harry NeviusLying against the truth is like believing an ant to win a battle with an elephant..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiJudgmental people are mental people!- Shweta FernandesNever serve who doesn't serve oneself; never serve who can serve oneself.- mohdmustafa99Don't do Incredible things, Do the things which gives you credibility.- Ravi shekarEven the wise learn from fool's words, it's only a foolish that joke with wise words..- Kayode Seyi TayoGreat customer service is as universal as love, Everyone wants it, and everyone knows when they are not getting it- Mike B Piazza

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Love isn't suppose to be like ready mix cement which drys up quickly and then hardens.- Joe CervantesWhen fools try to fool others, they actually manifest how foolish they are.- Suyog PotdarTo a wise man, the only fear of becoming wiser is the fear of being referred to as a mad man- Stanley Kelechi OnwuemeneAn insane one, as well as the thinker, speaks silently with others , and loudly to oneself.- mohdmustafa99That who has the pen to write never blacklists his name.- mohdmustafa99Let your ideas be the measure of your intelligence and not your remembrance of a textbook.- Chasare AllenA meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted- Timothy Michael LongTalking shit and taking one are two very similar acts. Both feel great coming out, but can be horribly messy to clean up if not done carefully.- Craig Taylor NelsonThe grass is not always greener on the other side, but even if that yard is bigger that just means that you have a better chance of stepping in a pile of crap!- rick krauseIf your love is found. Congrats, you've just won something you'll possibly lose again.- Jovonta BattleDivorce is just a way of getting rich quicker.- Jovonta BattleThe world makes no sense to a non sensical person and a non sensical person can only see nonsense in sense and can only make nonsense out of sense.- SundareshThe world makes sense to a truly sensible person and a sensible person can see sense even in nonsense, and can make sense even out of nonsense.- SundareshChoose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently.- asokhaRemember that time when you offered your advice? Me neither..- The Quoted IrisYou should know things to know you do not know things because if you do not know things you will never know if you do not know things.- ameya agrawalJesus loved the little children; but he never had any.- Michelle CaldwellIf you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somalDevelop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somalWhen I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusGoing through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusI have never started a clash, and I have never lost out any- mohdmustafa99The middle is the best position with the exception of holding a stick- mohdmustafa99Those who know a little think that they know everything , although those who know a lot, think that they have known very little.- mohdmustafa99I'm a lot like bad whiskey, taken only as a last resort, in small doses, and very infrequently.- David L. RoseI read the manga of life. You're living the anime.- Tochtli SilvaIt's easy to become anything you want in your imagination- Tijani Kehinde JohnChallenge every problem with a life jacket.- Joe CervantesA man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poetIf you think I am a freak, weird, and abnormal.. then I am doing my job well!- Amelia GoodeCount your secrets before they hatch.- mohdmustafa99If you don't have a parrot , don't annoy your cat by making it speak.- mohdmustafa99The mind needs plenty of exercise.- Joe CervantesWar is not an art. It is a rat.- mohdmustafa99If I was a boxer , I would give boxing a deadly box and send it out of the sports ring.- mohdmustafa99Reasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- CamillaTalk less, you are cool.. Too much and you are a Fool..- Faisal Al JammazReminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad- Lokesh giri