Funny Life Quotes

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say 'I understand your pain. it's gonna be okay' have..

Funny Life Love Relationship falling in love

Want Pain Understand
Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..

Funny Inspirational Life Success Wisdom

Door
They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Funny Inspirational Life Opportunity Witty

Life Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth Wisdom

Understand
Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair..

Age Funny Life Short

Age
Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted. Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted...

Funny Happiness Life Short

Happiness
The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself. The only thing that can truly hurt you the most is yourself...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Hurt
Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..

Dreams Funny Life Short lie

People Stop Lie
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Funny Goal Life Opportunity Patience

Life Give
I don I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..

Anger Courage Failure Funny Life

Know Find Courage
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Funny Life Philosophy Truth

Art
life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial...

Funny Life Short

Life
There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Funny Life Wisdom problems

People World Problem
It takes effort to simplify life, complicating it takes no effort at all, for it It takes effort to simplify life, complicating it takes no effort at all, for it's already..

Funny Life

Life
A generalist lives longer than a specialist A generalist lives longer than a specialist..

Funny Life Short

my life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D My life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D..

Funny Life

Life People Laugh
Dreaming is just life with your eyes closed. Dreaming is just life with your eyes closed...

Dreams Funny Life

Life
If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet..

Funny Life Short Wisdom One liners

Life Wise Taking
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Funny Life Short Witty

When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade! When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade!..

Funny Life Short wordplay

Life
Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive? Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive?..

Death Funny Life Short Truth

People Alive
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Funny Life Optimism Short Witty

Life Expect
Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection. Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection...

Funny Life Philosophy Short Wisdom

Perfection
I hate myself because I hate selfish people. I hate myself because I hate selfish people...

Funny Life

People Hate
You really have to start before you start. You really have to start before you start...

Funny Inspirational Life Truth Wisdom

Why do you say, Why do you say, 'Zombies are brain dead, dysfunctional, and have no place in society?' When, Z..

Funny Life Relationship Wisdom One liners

Place Society Dead Brain
When hunger strikes it is easier to eat someone else When hunger strikes it is easier to eat someone else's pet than to eat your own...

Funny Life

Spending your time with the mirror doesn Spending your time with the mirror doesn't make you know who you are...

Funny Life

Know Time
Money is a matter of chase. Not having it, makes you chaser. Having it , makes you chased Money is a matter of chase. Not having it, makes you chaser. Having it , makes you chased..

Funny Life One liners money

Matter Money
It It's funny how we tell others to learn from their past, yet all we're doing is repeating our own..

Funny Life Truth

Learn Past Thinking Present Second
If it didn If it didn't take men to make babies, I wouldn't have anything to do with any of them..

Funny Life

Men
Make her laugh and quickly ask her number before she remembers that you are ugly. Make her laugh and quickly ask her number before she remembers that you are ugly...

Funny Life

Laugh
Don Don't worry if you look like a monkey. Monkeys have no problem with their look...

Funny Life Nature

Look Problem
A male bachelor is the person who has a woman living like him away without a spouse. A male bachelor is the person who has a woman living like him away without a spouse...

Funny Life Loneliness Marriage

Living
Never give false information about yourself to your doctor; otherwise s/he will prescribe you Never give false information about yourself to your doctor; otherwise s/he will prescribe you..

Funny Life Nature

Give
Fools can hardly make a minority, but can easily make a majority. Fools can hardly make a minority, but can easily make a majority...

Funny Life Politics Short

Ignorance is darkness of both night and daytime. Ignorance is darkness of both night and daytime...

Funny Life Short Time

Night Darkness Ignorance
A court that sentences him life imprisonment thinks that people live all their lives. A court that sentences him life imprisonment thinks that people live all their lives...

Age Funny Life Time

Life People
Life- it teaches you 2+2 and then assigns x+4=5, find x. Life- it teaches you 2+2 and then assigns x+4=5, find x...

Funny Life

Life Find
Writing is my hobby, Writing is my hobby, 'not to write' is my business...

Creativity Funny Life Opportunity Short

Business
Old people always poke me at weddings, saying you are next. so I started doing it at funerals.. , Old people always poke me at weddings, saying you are next. so I started doing it at funerals.. ,..

Age Funny Life

Life People Game
When fools try to fool others, they actually manifest how foolish they are. When fools try to fool others, they actually manifest how foolish they are...

Funny Life Wisdom

Try Fool
In the past people lived better because they didn In the past people lived better because they didn't have to pay for all the things that we pay..

Funny Life

People Today Past Order Pay
The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER. The two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER...

Funny Life Philosophy

Men Women
Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps. Most people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps...

Funny Life

People
Matrimony has two main divisions: the culinary , and the contradictory. Matrimony has two main divisions: the culinary , and the contradictory...

Family Funny Life Marriage

The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners. The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners...

Funny Life Nature Short Truth

Bad
I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts. I am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts...

Funny Life Philosophy

People Afraid
If you are as crazy as me, then were are both sane If you are as crazy as me, then were are both sane..

Funny Life Love perspective

live is not a game it Live is not a game it's a nightmare..

Funny Life Love Short One liners

Game
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