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This is where our life greatness begins from.. ! This is where our life greatness begins from.. !..

Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship Short

' Some bonds, whether they be human, animal, or bird, have an intimacy, and if situation comes to..

Heart Inspirational Love Philosophy Relationship

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say 'I understand your pain. it's gonna be okay' have..

Love Relationship falling in love

Want Pain Understand
Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you Always put your coat on before answering your front door. If you like your visitor tell them you..

Inspirational Success Wisdom

They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn They say that luck knocks at least once in life, hence, if luck hasn't yet knocked your door, then..

Inspirational Opportunity Witty perspective

Life Door
We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand? We only have a scapegoat nothing like scapelion; Do you understand?..

Philosophy Truth Wisdom

An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist. An optimist is an under-beaten pessimist...

Optimism Philosophy Wisdom

Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair Age is just a number. Yes it is, a number of wrinkles and grey hair..

Age Short

Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted. Happiness is a drug, .. get addicted...

Happiness Short

Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams Some people stop lying only when they are asleep. Advanced liars even lie in their dreams..

Dreams Short lie

People Stop Lie
Why give up if life takes no hostages? Why give up if life takes no hostages?..

Goal Opportunity Patience Short Witty

Life Give
I don I don't know, where do I find the courage, to be such a coward!..

Anger Courage Failure Sad Short

Know Find Courage
Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art Honesty is a virtue dishonesty is an art..

Philosophy Truth

life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial. Life is not a joke. Its a comedy serial...


There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem There are three types of people in this world; Problem seekers, Problem Solvers and Problem 'see..

Wisdom problems

People World Problem
It takes effort to simplify life, complicating it takes no effort at all, for it It takes effort to simplify life, complicating it takes no effort at all, for it's already..

Life Effort
A generalist lives longer than a specialist A generalist lives longer than a specialist..


my life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D My life is a damn big joke.. because people in it laugh a lot ! :D..

Life People Laugh
Dreaming is just life with your eyes closed. Dreaming is just life with your eyes closed...


If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet If you are taking life seriously you are not wise yet..

Short Wisdom One liners

Life Wise Taking
Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20. Whether or not you have glasses or contacts, your hindsight will always be 20-20...

Short Witty

When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade! When Life Throws You Melons.. Make Melonade!..

Short wordplay

Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive? Why do people bother so much about dying, when they have so many other things to do while alive?..

Death Short Truth

People Alive
Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect? Did you say life is unfair? I never heard it promising anybody anything. what do you expect?..

Optimism Short Witty

Life Expect

Top 10 Funny Life Quotes

Regained childhood is the last stage of perfection.- Lokesh giriI hate myself because I hate selfish people.- AB BabyMany people think they finished school, but school actually finished them- Pistis BaluThinking there is such thing as 'an end to suffering' seems like an adult fairy tale to me.- Konchok DhondupA problem delayed is a problem solved.- Derrick Merrill SmithYour mind can be your worst enemy. Control and train it wisely.- asokhaEvery year that passes by makes me feel older and older again. It will only cease with death.- The Quoted IrisEveryone hurries to their graves. - RomeoYou really have to start before you start.- Uche Onyinyechi RichardWhy do you say, 'Zombies are brain dead, dysfunctional, and have no place in society?' When, Zombies use more of your brain than you do.- Mac McGovern

All Funny Life Quotes

Spending your time with the mirror doesn't make you know who you are.- DUBA ABEL BITRUSMoney is a matter of chase. Not having it, makes you chaser. Having it , makes you chased- mohdmustafa99If it didn't take men to make babies, I wouldn't have anything to do with any of them- The Quoted IrisUntil you watch porn with your parents never come here and tell us that anything is possible- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusMake her laugh and quickly ask her number before she remembers that you are ugly.- Mr vybs livePeople say tough times test us, it might be true; but tough people test us all the time :)- Lokesh giriInternet decreases popularity of cinema, theater, library , newspapers, TV, radio, postal mail, and it will decrease later the popularity of the internet.- mohdmustafa99A suicide committer is a crazy one who doesn't want to enjoy his or her craziness.- mohdmustafa99Don't worry if you look like a monkey. Monkeys have no problem with their look.- mohdmustafa99A male bachelor is the person who has a woman living like him away without a spouse.- mohdmustafa99Never give false information about yourself to your doctor; otherwise s/he will prescribe you another patient's medicines.- mohdmustafa99Fools can hardly make a minority, but can easily make a majority.- mohdmustafa99Ignorance is darkness of both night and daytime.- mohdmustafa99A court that sentences him life imprisonment thinks that people live all their lives.- mohdmustafa99Life- it teaches you 2+2 and then assigns x+4=5, find x.- AlabiDon't wait for doors to open, just burst right through them.- joey the poetLove isn't suppose to be like ready mix cement which drys up quickly and then hardens.- Joe CervantesWriting is my hobby, 'not to write' is my business.- mohdmustafa99Old people always poke me at weddings, saying you are next. so I started doing it at funerals.. , what is life without a draw game.. its better to draw than lose.- Richard ofem inahIt makes no difference to follow Satan or to make him follow you. ‎- mohdmustafa99When fools try to fool others, they actually manifest how foolish they are.- Suyog PotdarWe are the factorys of shit- harish vashdevIn the past people lived better because they didn't have to pay for all the things that we pay today in order to live better.- Samuel E. VillegasThe two meanings of the word DOZEN are: To women it means Eggs To men it means BEER.- Samuel E. VillegasMost people in New York suffer from insomnia because they live in a city that never sleeps.- Samuel E. VillegasMatrimony has two main divisions: the culinary , and the contradictory.- mohdmustafa99The deaf are more tolerable than bad listeners.- mohdmustafa99Out of all the things that has been running away in life, it's my mind that I cannot escape from.- Dana Jo GraslieA man who dresses in others' clothes will be undressed on the highway.- vikrantIf you rest your chin on your hand when you think, it will help you keep your mouth shut.- vikrantI am not afraid of ghosts now because I have realized that people nowadays are scarier than ghosts.- vikrantTalking shit and taking one are two very similar acts. Both feel great coming out, but can be horribly messy to clean up if not done carefully.- Craig Taylor NelsonFalling in love is like getting really drunk, it's fun while you are drunk until the next morning when you get a hangover and you tell yourself 'Why did I do this. I will never drink again. '- Adlberto ToledoIf we wait until retirement to enjoy ourselves, there may not be enough of ourselves to enjoy it.- Mike HammarThere comes a time in everyone's lives where they get the spotlight. I demand that Now is my time - Jovanna EstradaThe person you lay next to night after night, should not be your opponent fight after fight.- Rob GiesbrechtIf you are as crazy as me, then were are both sane- Daniel BergA girl will never carry the same look for the second time, the one which made you fall in love with her- Farhad DastoorAll our life, we are taught to be supportive of others, but are the others also taught the same thing?- OmerJawedLive is not a game it's a nightmare- kolwer perezThere is only one good thing about being the last, you don't have to look back, no one can chase you.- Austris VansovicsIf time is money, and everything takes time, is it fair to say that 'Everything takes money' ?- James J. HarrisIts better to be alone than to be left alone- Bipin Kumar G JIf there is an after life, I don't really care at the moment I'm still living this one.- Jack BrownBeing lazy has advantages, for instance if you are lazy it becomes very hard to hold a grudge. Too much effort.- Jack BrownMy heart will describe more than my hands will ever write- Kabir Khivan SinghIf you don't work hard like them, you will be calling them; illuminati and cartels.- Joshua MuasaWelcome to a new week, the first comer is in a new dress, the second comer is having a new hairstyle and the rest are legends.- Fn ShihepoI have finally come to realize what life is: NONSENSE.- Konchok DhondupChoose your friends and life wisely. It may build up or pull you down gently.- asokhaWater is nature's cure all. Need to lose weight? Drink water. Complexion problems? Keep that skin hydrated. Drink water. Tired of your spouse? Drown him/ her.- The Quoted IrisIf you think you matter, then yes darling you are just a matter..- RVD RichiIntelligence is inversely proportional (contrary) to tongue, more the intelligence, less you speak and less the intelligence, more you speak.- Muhammad Shahid IqbalWe Don't Spend Time, Time Spends Us!- Zeeshan AliJesus loved the little children; but he never had any.- Michelle CaldwellIt's better to be happy than to be free..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiEveryone can't be beautiful. We wouldn't be able to tell each other apart.- The Quoted IrisIf you really want to fall in love with the most promising person then fall in love with yourself and experience it.- swati somalDevelop positive from negative and prove yourself- swati somalLet's enjoy the life we're creating for ourselves. That's the only thing I'm in control of. What I do is my business. What you and someone else do is your business. Let's learn to live with our mistakes.- Marie Yolande PierreWe are in society of underrated truth and overrated lie..- success songPorn is the number one Billionaire industry in this world. But no one admit they're watching it. So who's watching it????- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusGood guys are not hard to find. We just don't want you- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusWhen I'm alone by myself I become extremely intelligent but when I'm out there with the people I just become super stupid- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusGoing through your man's phone is like peeling an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you are going to start crying at inappropriate times.- Mhlongo Ndumiso JuliusI can't hide my age because it is very difficult to behave now as I behaved when I was younger- mohdmustafa99Art is rich, but artists are poor!- Halil XhafaRoutine puts all its sentences in continuous present.- mohdmustafa99If you want to know the distance between 'yes' and 'no', ask a child.- The Quoted IrisIt is unfair to calculate the percentage of insane ones; otherwise the remainder will think that they are sane.- mohdmustafa99Liars are very important for our life. Without them, we cannot know the credible ones.- mohdmustafa99The reason why I don't want to go back to the village is because I have that grandma who gives me hugs calling me her husband- Mr vybs liveManchester United signed Wenger and named him Mourinho- Mr vybs liveParents who smoke weed are the ones producing herbal doctors. I think..- Mr vybs liveA girl who really loves you won't find it hard to pay her own dowry- Mr vybs liveI once watched a Nigerian movie where a rich man's driver has his own personal driver- Mr vybs liveIf you didn't get 100% in primary school, the only place you will see 100% again is when your phone is fully charged- Mr vybs liveValentines is for artists, deejays and revelers. The rest wait for martyrs day- Mr vybs liveA shy child puts his/her fingers in his/her mouth, but s/he must put them in his/her ears so as not to hear what we, adults, speak awkwardly.- mohdmustafa99Mr. President ! We, the protesters, are not mobilized by foreign powers. We don't eat bread for foreign interests.- mohdmustafa99When facing a problem in life that you think is complicated apply the logic that we use with fractions.. reduce it down to its common denominator. Once simplified it is much easier to determine how to solve it.. so why not simplify our lives & not damn ourselves to living only a fraction of it?- Candi Taylor Jeter Ed SEvery time anyone pretends that s/he is not seeing me, he found me doing the same.- mohdmustafa99You are not famous if you get upset by someone who knows you without knowing him.- mohdmustafa99A fisherman can give you a fish free every day instead of teaching you fishery because he doesn't want you to share his business.- mohdmustafa99I read the manga of life. You're living the anime.- Tochtli SilvaThe number of life preservers in any ship is always less than the number of passengers. I wonder Why.- mohdmustafa99When it's out of hand hope it doesn't get to head- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiI am sad when I want to go to bed because I can never have the oppurtunity that I have in the day- oluwagbenga segunDo you want people do as you do? Do the wrong.- mohdmustafa99A human was born free, but fees and taxes make him doubtful about this condition.- mohdmustafa99Life is so exciting! It's like a bad episode of the Twilight Zone!- The Quoted IrisWhy should we keep birds in cages? They need us to feed; they are noisy, they contradict with our attitude toward freedom, they make us fear cats, and they are not edible.- mohdmustafa99I'm impersonating myself, I charge myself to court of impersonation and set myself and others free from oppression to build independence..- Ikulabi Anikulapo IkuforijiEat to live or live to eat , but don't take my meal.- mohdmustafa99Any disease has its drug to the extent that we don't know what a tail of a mouse cures.- mohdmustafa99Some people ask you questions as such they are agents hired by your wife.- mohdmustafa99Even women's movements didn't call for increase of women's presentation in men's hearts.- mohdmustafa99A non-smoker does nothing when s/he is doing nothing.- mohdmustafa99Let's free people who think that they are free.- mohdmustafa99The egoist expenses 50 percent of love to oneself, and keeps the remainder as an emergency account.- mohdmustafa99Two chances must not be missed for having tranquility: a party to be absent , and a meeting to reject participating.- mohdmustafa99Prattling is amusing, but silence does this better.- mohdmustafa99One must always have defeatable enemies to enjoy victories..- mohdmustafa99We forgive fools, but isn't this the definition of foolishness ?- mohdmustafa99I didn't invent the wheel, I just roll with it.- Michael CrowleyMusic will either inspire or discourage depending on the volume.- Joe CervantesFleas do not like plastic trees, but they are not nice enough to ‎escape artificial nature. ‎- mohdmustafa99Sanity is immeasurable; insanity is. ‎- mohdmustafa99If men make the same dreams of women, women will make alternative dreams. ‎- mohdmustafa99No blame on men who disregard equality of genders if they believe that women are superior. - mohdmustafa99A man.. got a heart attack.. in hospital.. and the nurses shout.. call an ambulance..- Babi ShakesYou will be dating a WOMAN for years and a Man from No Where will come and MARRY - Babi ShakesYou can't live forever, simply because you must leave.- Abdullahi Yahya YusufA man's heart cannot stand by itself, it needs a woman to hold it.- joey the poetMadame! I don't have a common name for what you have cooked.- mohdmustafa99A woman loses her virginity at 17, her fertility at 45, her temper at 50, her husband at 75, and loses her life afterward.- mohdmustafa99Making of true men is a feminist affair.- mohdmustafa99 You're only 'lost' if you are in a rush to find something or somewhere in particular, otherwise it's just called 'exploring' - Alec ChamberlainSeagulls will soon face an obesity problem if they don't stop eating leftovers outside of fast food restaurants.- Samuel E. VillegasIrrelevant dreams are another reflection of irrelevance in our living circumstances.- mohdmustafa99Only after graduation, youth discover that life isn't as easy as a university.- mohdmustafa99Rabat is the capital city in which you get eating fish every time you leave home to take ice-cream.- mohdmustafa99Be careful what you say on Facebook. Because it will bite you on the a** later.- Monica HillRestore your ex-wife; she has restored her happiness.- mohdmustafa99Faults occur when you correct the true acts.- mohdmustafa99There are many uses for the key opening in a door , e.g. espionage and curiosity.- mohdmustafa99To continue making love to your wife after your children have caught you, is darn near impossible!- Keith BrownReasons are not reasons, they are excuses. Dare not tolerate those excuses for neglecting one's heart. To follow the feeling in one's bones can be exactly what one needs. Acknowledge the hunches and obliterate the exasperating silence. To resist one's impulse is a bowl of anguish. Preservation is a limited convention. The more we attempt to prevent ourselves from falling, the closer we become to the fall. The innocent shall never win. The vulnerable shall never prosper Nonetheless the courageous are those who acknowledge the struggle that entails living. The pretentious are those who dare to breathe. And the ingenious are those who dare to love. There is no right and wrong. Whatever brings us stability and gets us through the day is always the sanest thing to do. A second of what you want can be worth a day of what you don't.- Camilla‎'Everything happens for a reason' where can I find that reason??!- Daleen IrshaidLove is not worth dying, that's why God made up crying- kayla lynnBeing adeptly immature is so repulsively repugnant, that in all actuality you by all means are being mature- Brooke LoughnerHe who is better than everyone else has lived his life to its limit, and should leave.- Klavin John Barry JRLife's a joke, laugh it up- David Lee ShepherdLife is a joke, laugh it up- David Lee ShepherdReminiscing your past is awful waste of present, unless present is going awful bad- Lokesh giriLife is still my favorite passion, though I haven't been its favorite person- Lokesh giri